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  1. #1
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    We the people ... Ninarcissistic...

    Waste of time alert! Waste of time alert!! Waste of time alert!!!
    You have been forewarned!
    Do not proceed if you are sensitive to your time being completely wasted!



    MTBR is such an awesome place! Not only is it fun and full of camaraderie, it is filled with people who are fountains of knowledge and information...but, it is also a great place for inspiration!

    Back Story: In the past few days, I have been called a "weirdo" by someone who goes by Al...not to be confused with Weird Al (I am the weirdo, the poster was Al)...

    Most recently, my integrity was called into question, claiming that I have an "axe to grind", "resent Niner", "lack integrity" and am a "biased", "anti-Niner shill" who has "intellectual dishonestly", "situational hypocrisy" and a "hidden agenda". Also, that I lie to people and "subject" them "to an agenda", "propaganda" and a "stream of negative comments" on "products" I "have limited or no experience with" and am "knowingly engaging in deceptive arguments". Also, that I am "prolific", lessen "the value of the forums", and "attempt to damage those companies in the forums". Last, but not least, that I am narcissistic and my posting in these forums is just a "petty game"...

    And I thought being called a weirdo and people posting, telling me to "get out and ride" was funny and ironic...good thing I have a sense of humor...

    So, after being inspired, I figured for my 1,000th Post, it should be a good one, a memorable one, an instant classic, a tour-de-force...but...since I couldn't come up with any of that, you are left with this:

    In order to build a bridge and get over it, I felt my emotions and response would be best described...in a song...

    This is a tribute to Weird Al (it's all I could come up with on such short notice).
    It is dedicated to the other Al, Master B and CS (who awesomely has my website...all-business-like...and has made me reconsider... )...Enjoy...or not...




    Ninarcissistic by Deuce9er
    (Original work by Deuce9er on Tuesday, October 19, 2010.
    Posted at 10:45pm 10.19.10 on MTBR)





    Title: Don't You Want One?

    (Synth bass line...)

    You were working on some concepts in the bicycle world
    When you broke through

    They looked you up
    They checked you out
    They gave you a chance
    You offered something new

    Now five years later on you've got nice bikes in your fleet
    Success is from the good work you do
    But don't forget those who put you where you are now
    They can put you back down, too

    Don't,
    Don't you want one?
    You know I don't believe you
    When you say that you don't need one

    No,
    Some don't want one
    I know you can't believe it
    When you hear that they don't need one

    It's not too late to find
    I know you hope they'll change their mind

    You'd like them to choose Niner, so they won't be sorry

    Don't you want a Niner?
    Don't you want one, oh?...
    Don't you want a Niner?
    Don't you want one, oh?...

    I was looking at some specs on other 29ers,
    That much is true.
    But even then I thought I'd find a much better deal
    Either with or without you
    The five years you have had have seen some change in this place
    There is so much new
    Now I think it's time I take a much closer look
    I guess it's just what I must do

    Don't,
    Don't you want one?
    You know I don't believe you
    When you say that you don't need one

    Yes
    I may want one
    I know you can't believe it
    When you hear that I may buy one

    It's not too late to find
    That I might have changed my mind

    I just might choose a Niner, so I won't be sorry

    I'm open to a Niner!
    I may want one, oh!...
    I may want a Niner!
    I may want one, oh!...

    (Synth bass line...)

    I now want a Niner!
    I now want one, oh!...
    I now want a Niner!
    I now want two, oh!...




    FWIW, FYI, I do plan on purchasing a Niner...style and personality! You heard it here first! Maybe the new AMP9...or A9C with matching Reba...



    For more wasted time and forced reading...
    http://forums.mtbr.com/showthread.php?t=656700
    http://forums.mtbr.com/showthread.php?t=655099
    Last edited by Deuce9er; 10-19-2010 at 11:23 PM. Reason: Title Change...

  2. #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce9er
    Waste of time alert! Waste of time alert!! Waste of time alert!!!
    You have been forewarned!
    Do not proceed if you are sensitive to your time being completely wasted!



    MTBR is such an awesome place! Not only is it fun and full of camaraderie, it is filled with people who are fountains of knowledge and information...but, it is also a great place for inspiration!

    Back Story: In the past few days, I have been called a "weirdo" by someone who goes by Al...not to be confused with Weird Al (I am the weirdo, the poster was Al)...

    Most recently, my integrity was called into question, claiming that I have an "axe to grind", "resent Niner", "lack integrity" and am a "biased", "anti-Niner shill" who has "intellectual dishonestly", "situational hypocrisy" and a "hidden agenda". Also, that I lie to people and "subject" them "to an agenda", "propaganda" and a "stream of negative comments" on "products" I "have limited or no experience with" and am "knowingly engaging in deceptive arguments". Also, that I am "prolific", lessen "the value of the forums", and "attempt to damage those companies in the forums". Last, but not least, that I am narcissistic and my posting in these forums is just a "petty game"...

    And I thought being called a weirdo and people posting, telling me to "get out and ride" was funny and ironic...good thing I have a sense of humor...

    So, after being inspired, I figured for my 1,000th Post, it should be a good one, a memorable one, an instant classic, a tour-de-force...but...since I couldn't come up with any of that, you are left with this:

    In order to build a bridge and get over it, I felt my emotions and response would be best described...in a song...

    This is a tribute to Weird Al (it's all I could come up with on such short notice).
    It is dedicated to the other Al, Master B and CS (who awesomely has my website...all-business-like...and has made me reconsider... )...Enjoy...or not...




    Ninarcissistic by Deuce9er
    (Original work by Deuce9er on Tuesday, October 19, 2010.
    Posted at 10:45pm 10.19.10 on MTBR)





    Title: Don't You Want One?

    (Synth bass line...)

    You were working on some concepts in the bicycle world
    When you broke through

    They looked you up
    They checked you out
    They gave you a chance
    You offered something new

    Now five years later on you've got nice bikes in your fleet
    Success is from the good work you do
    But don't forget those who put you where you are now
    They can put you back down, too

    Don't,
    Don't you want one?
    You know I don't believe you
    When you say that you don't need one

    No,
    Some don't want one
    I know you can't believe it
    When you hear that they don't need one

    It's not too late to find
    I know you hope they'll change their mind

    You'd like them to choose Niner, so they won't be sorry

    Don't you want a Niner?
    Don't you want one, oh?...
    Don't you want a Niner?
    Don't you want one, oh?...

    I was looking at some specs on other 29ers,
    That much is true.
    But even then I thought I'd find a much better deal
    Either with or without you
    The five years you have had have seen some change in this place
    There is so much new
    Now I think it's time I take a much closer look
    I guess it's just what I must do

    Don't,
    Don't you want one?
    You know I don't believe you
    When you say that you don't need one

    Yes
    I may want one
    I know you can't believe it
    When you hear that I may buy one

    It's not too late to find
    That I might have changed my mind

    I just might choose a Niner, so I won't be sorry

    I'm open to a Niner!
    I may want one, oh!...
    I may want a Niner!
    I may want one, oh!...

    (Synth bass line...)

    I now want a Niner!
    I now want one, oh!...
    I now want a Niner!
    I now want two, oh!...




    FWIW, FYI, I do plan on purchasing a Niner...style and personality! You heard it here first! Maybe the new AMP9...or A9C with matching Reba...



    For more wasted time and forced reading...
    http://forums.mtbr.com/showthread.php?t=656700
    http://forums.mtbr.com/showthread.php?t=655099

    COOL now change hands.
    I have a 6 Berth & 2 Berth Motorhomes that I rent out . They are based in Tauranga, New Zealand

  3. #3
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    Dude...

    are you unemployed? ...not that there's anything wrong with that...
    Ride.

  4. #4
    craigsj
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    You sure know how to take the high road.

    Maybe when you buy that Niner they will let you post pictures of it on the domain they registered in your honor.

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    Congrats on the 1k post =)
    The secret to mountain biking is pretty simple. The slower you go the more likely it is you'll crash.

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