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    Danny Trejo rides a 29er

    Danny Trejo has x-ray vision. When he punches someone through the chest, he can see through them.

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    Are you drunk?

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    I know Danny and to my knowledge and he doesn't ride. Ever since he became a big star we don't see much of him many more.

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    Clowns fear Danny Trejo. The movie Karate Kid is loosely based on the life of Danny Trejo (thus the “Daniel” character). However, in reality Danny did not learn the crane kick from an old Asian man. Instead he killed an old man with a sandhill crane while listening to Asia, just for kicks. Then, on November 24, 2005, he visited Pat Morita to discuss the movie’s inaccuracies. While the movie was not corrected, Pat Morita was.

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    I love it when netto goes off his medz to a soundtrack composed and performed by 'rock ?supergroup?' Asia.
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    Danny Trejo IS the 2nd Amendment

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    Danny Trejo has never pitied a fool. He just kills them.

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    While a normal man’s body is 80% water, Danny Trejo’s is 80% Jack Daniels. The other 20% is cola.

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    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Danny Trejo doesn't need no stickin' pajamas.
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    Danny Trejo likes knuckle sanwiches…with a lot of cinco de mayo.

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    if I had an option I would chose this:

    dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you...

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    Danny Trejo made a big mess 65 million years ago when he crash landed on Earth.

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    I think Danny Trejo is a victim of typecasting.

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    Phones have long been designed with Police, Ambulance, Fire and Poison Control buttons. The newest models are being designed with an additional button: Danny Trejo Control. However, when pressed, this button merely calls for an ambulance, as we all know there is no way to control Danny Trejo.

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    If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, and Chuck Norris beats all 3 who wins? Answer: Danny Trejo
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    Danny Trejo is so tough that under his mustache he doesn't have an upper lip he has Chuck Norris.
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    Danny Trejo, Luke Skywalker's real father.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ernesto_from_Wisconsin
    Danny Trejo has x-ray vision. When he punches someone through the chest, he can see through them.
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    Danny Trejo was hungry. He used a knife to make the Lion King into a delicacy.

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    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7S1bDVidSXY&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7S1bDVidSXY&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

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    The Chronicles of Trejo was the original name of The Chronicles of Riddick.

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    Re:

    Randall 'Tex' Cobb rode a 29er before Danny or Chucky.
    It had bullhorn handlebars.
    You would not be posting on any forums ever if you called him Randy.


    Quote Originally Posted by ernesto_from_Wisconsin
    Danny Trejo was hungry. He used a knife to make the Lion King into a delicacy.

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    As a young man, Danny Trejo enjoyed long swims in the brisk Atlantic. One night in 1912 he collided with a ocean liner. The "iceberg" myth was started to avoid further ridicule of the ship's designers.
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    on the top

    Quote Originally Posted by grawbass
    As a young man, Danny Trejo enjoyed long swims in the brisk Atlantic. One night in 1912 he collided with a ocean liner. The "iceberg" myth was started to avoid further ridicule of the ship's designers.
    nice! yours is on the top of the list

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    Yet another plus to riding 29ers, it makes you a bada$$.
    Wonder how big a wimp Danny was back when he was riding a 26er?
    Could Erkel take him in the 26er days?
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    seriously...

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