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    Bonking ... not feelin' well Forgive me Yeti Tribe for I have sinned (again)....

    Not only did I ride my SS again last night (and crashed too ), but I also rode on an Ellsworth Moment!!!! But only for a couple of mins!!!!! I swear it was nothing more than that. She was there, the Yeti was over 30 miles away at home, I had some time to kill, blah blah blah. But it was just a quick spin!!!!

    Oy!!!!

    Am I forgiven or am I banished to the corner for a while????
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    Now with 20% more fat!!
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    You can look at the menu, but you have to go home to eat! With bikes, I think looking and test driving are okay... With women, not so much. They call that cheating.

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    In my mind, I can do it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BelaySlave
    Not only did I ride my SS again last night (and crashed too ), but I also rode on an Ellsworth Moment!!!! But only for a couple of mins!!!!! I swear it was nothing more than that. She was there, the Yeti was over 30 miles away at home, I had some time to kill, blah blah blah. But it was just a quick spin!!!!

    Oy!!!!

    Am I forgiven or am I banished to the corner for a while????
    I have seen this many times.. A dabble here, a dabble there.... You don't want to admit it but deep down you are wondering if there is something better out there. Do yourself a favor, go back to your Yeti and make a solid commitment not to lust anymore. You are on the wayward path and sooner or later you will wind up with a different steed, yours gone forever and you will have huge regrets.

    The grass really isn't greener on the other side nor are the trails better.

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    thats right living legend
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    Hey... Who Could blame Ya!

    Quote Originally Posted by iviguy
    I have seen this many times.. A dabble here, a dabble there.... You don't want to admit it but deep down you are wondering if there is something better out there. Do yourself a favor, go back to your Yeti and make a solid commitment not to lust anymore. You are on the wayward path and sooner or later you will wind up with a different steed, yours gone forever and you will have huge regrets.

    The grass really isn't greener on the other side nor are the trails better.

    If I owned Yeti I'd be ridding a diffrent bike all the time!


    JUST KIDDING!!!!!! jokes people, jokes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackagness
    If I owned Yeti I'd be ridding a diffrent bike all the time!


    JUST KIDDING!!!!!! jokes people, jokes...
    We know you are kidding. The Yeti wouldn't have you anyway...

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    Easy Now!

    Quote Originally Posted by iviguy
    The Yeti wouldn't have you anyway...


    I'm not the one who jumped on the first sweet little piece, the second my baby's back was turned...

    And I bet you rode her GOOOOD too... for shammmme...

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackagness
    I'm not the one who jumped on the first sweet little piece, the second my baby's back was turned...

    And I bet you rode her GOOOOD too... for shammmme...
    Me either.. That was BelaySlave. At least he had the decency to go with a high class piece and not that little tramp of a low class whore Titus.. ROFL...

    Just kidding. Joking here, lets not start a war, I just couldn't resist though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BelaySlave
    Am I forgiven or am I banished to the corner for a while????
    Perfectly acceptable to ride another bike, as it can only help reinforce the fact you ride the best bike...

    But as punishment, you need to post up a larger version of your new avatar soi I can tell what the heck it says.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdub
    Perfectly acceptable to ride another bike, as it can only help reinforce the fact you ride the best bike...

    But as punishment, you need to post up a larger version of your new avatar soi I can tell what the heck it says.
    I was thinking the same thing. Best I could tell it says: "I only date Yeti men, not Titus boys."

    (LOL.. blackagness is going to pounce on me for this... all in fun though )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdub
    Perfectly acceptable to ride another bike, as it can only help reinforce the fact you ride the best bike...
    You shoulda seen the Ellsworth chicka that was part of the demo. DAMN!!!! Very, very damn cute and of course a MTB'er! Yeti needs to hire rocknrollbarbie to be their demo chicka!

    But as punishment, you need to post up a larger version of your new avatar soi I can tell what the heck it says.
    Take a look at this thread where the pic originally came from....

    Aw, Shucks, did somebody mention....

    That's Brandi Swindell. A lil' background on her....she is somewhat of a local celebrity here in Boise. VERY conservative. Has been at the forefront of some local issues like the placement of the Ten Commandments on public grounds, abortion, religion...stuff like that. I don't know if that pic does her justice, but in person she is hot. Really damn hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iviguy
    I was thinking the same thing. Best I could tell it says: "I only date Yeti men, not Titus boys."
    Do you have Photoshop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BelaySlave
    Do you have Photoshop?
    Paint Shop Pro 8 and I can do wonders with it too...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BelaySlave
    That's Brandi Swindell.
    Here's a quick & dirty version.
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    What about "I Love BelaySlave!"?

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    VERY conservative just ruins it. I wish you had never told us or lied and said something about her being very Hippie-like. What is wrong with you- we don't need the truth

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    Quote Originally Posted by BelaySlave
    What about "I Love BelaySlave!"?

    Well, ya wouldnt kick Brandi out of bed for farting would you fellas......

    Agree with Flyer, your words on Brandi, sort of took the icing off the cake....

    I think the ExoML woul dlook better on top of the 575, or would it be the other way around, guess it depends who is STIFFER to be on top
    The_Lecht_Rocks: whafe - cheeers - may i offer an official apology for the wagon wheeler "dis-belief"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdub
    Here's a quick & dirty version.
    How about this?
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    This may help sum it up....


    Brandi has been involved in leading and organizing many events across the nation. She was one of the organizers of the peaceful prayer vigils in front of Terri Schiavo’s hospice, and stood in support of Terri’s life by going on a hunger strike for 14 days. She also lead successful demonstrations at the Salt Lake Olympics to prevent Planned Parenthood and Red Cross from distributing condoms to minors. Brandi spoke out against embryonic stem cell research and human cloning at the White House, helped lead massive pro-life witnesses at Republican and Democratic Presidential Conventions. She has sponsored the Right, Wrong or Justified Campaign at Universities around the nation, exposing the truth about abortion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BelaySlave
    This may help sum it up....
    The perfect woman...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BelaySlave
    What about "I Love BelaySlave!"?

    She didn't want to say that. She did have this message to send though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by iviguy
    The perfect woman...
    ... and a perfect spokesperson for Yeti (characterized by shaggy light-colored hair, frequents remote mountainous regions, communicates with non-verbal gutteral bellowing, exhibits a vicious and predatory disposition, and is based in myth rather than fact).

    Sorry, folks. Couldn't resist!

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    for some reason, after riding 20 or 30 miles on that Yeti stock seat I no longer think about cheating of any kind...
    What, me hurry?

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    I Think I'm Loving This Thread...

    I think she's pretty hot, and it's even hotter that she's conservatve.... Makes it more naughty.
    Last edited by blackagness; 08-10-2006 at 05:08 PM.

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    you think she's hot?

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    The Aviater Chick Is...

    Quote Originally Posted by lacticacidbath
    you think she's hot?


    The other pic looks like Ivyguy's soppy seconds.

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