Leave Sasquatch Alone!

[Skookum]

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

[nasai]

Percocet?

[ronbo613]

I'm taking a six pack of Mickeys Big Mouths up to him tonight after work.

[Skookum]

I'm taking a six pack of Mickeys Big Mouths up to him tonight after work.

Your Sasquatch is a fraud, everybody knows that real Sasquatch only drink New Belgium.

(and smoke pall mall)

[Mai]

[flyxaos]

If that one is in Skamania county, it should be ok.


Skamania Ordinance


[Nov-18-2006]

ORDINANCE NO. 1984-2
PARTIALLY REPEALING AND AMENDING ORDINANCE NO. 1969-01

SECTION 1. Sasquatch Refuge. The Sasquatch, Yeti, Bigfoot, or Giant Hairy Ape are declared to be endangered species of Skamania County and there is hereby created a Sasquatch Refuge, the boundaries of which shall be co-extensive with the boundaries of Skamania County.

SECTION 2. Crime-Penalty. From and after the passage of this ordinance the premeditated, willful, or wanton slaying of Sasquatch shall be unlawful and shall be punishable as follows:
(a) If the actor is found to be guilty of such a crime with malice aforethought, such act shall be deemed a Gross Misdemeanor.
(b) If the act is found to be premeditated and willful or wanton but without malice aforethought, such act shall be deemed a Misdemeanor.
(c) A gross misdemeanor slaying of Sasquatch shall be punishable by 1 year in the county jail and a $1,000.00 fine, or both.
(d) The slaying of Sasquatch which is deemed a misdemeanor shall be punishable by a $500.00 fine and up to 6 months in the county jail, or both.

SECTION 3. Defense. In the prosecution and trail of any accused Sasquatch killer the fact that the actor is suffering from insane delusions, diminished capacity, or that the act was the product of a diseased mind, shall not be a defense.

[ronbo613]

Skamania County

Good area for running across the 'ol Squatch.

[woodway]

I saw him hitting some dirt jumps at SST last week. Offered him some Bigfoot Ale, but he just stared at me.

[Skookum]

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[Skookum]

Sasquatch called me on the phone, wanted me to tell you all thanks for leaving him alone.