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    What the hell is wrong with this frame?

    I know it's a crappy BMW, but look at the geometry and how low the BB is. Geez. I bet this thingwould drag on everything.


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    It is a folding Montegue.
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    Better suited to non-aggressive 125# gals named Russell.

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    Nominated for the shortest thread of 2012.

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    And BMW really allowed someone to put their name on it?
    1982, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1986, 1992 Stumpjumpers. 1995 Waterford 1200, 1999 Waterford RSE, plus a garage full of steel frames.

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    you could mount some flint on the bottom bracket "extension" and do some cool spark runs......and hope the bike catches on fire.
    "nothing stan likes more than.... wallowing in his obnoxious self-righteousness" 6-2-12 Bushpig

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    Quote Originally Posted by da'HOOV View Post
    you could mount some flint on the bottom bracket "extension" and do some cool spark runs......and hope the bike catches on fire.
    "serves no purpose except harrassment."

    Go ahead and negative rep this.....

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    what is wrong with the tires on this bike?! they won't even fit into a bike rack!

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    Quote Originally Posted by da'HOOV View Post
    you could mount some flint on the bottom bracket "extension" and do some cool spark runs......and hope the bike catches on fire.
    I hate the "LOL" thing, but I did laugh out loud
    Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say Fuck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill in Houston View Post
    what is wrong with the tires on this bike?! they won't even fit into a bike rack!
    I WANT ONE !!! way cool, thanx..........
    "nothing stan likes more than.... wallowing in his obnoxious self-righteousness" 6-2-12 Bushpig

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    What the hell is wrong with these pedals??? My feet keep slipping off!!!

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    i guess they think people have little hockey puck feet!

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    What the hell is wrong with this thread?

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    That Jones is a bent up mess---someone really did a number on that fork.
    Somec is like the digital Zunow
    And this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD5h3y0a9AU

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    Quote Originally Posted by yo-Nate-y View Post
    That Jones is a bent up mess---someone really did a number on that fork.
    no kidding. i can't believe someone would try to use that thing in that condition!

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    what's wrong with this valve stem!? it's got threads and a nut on it?

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    hahaha! Good ones, guys. Fred, I have to spread it around a bit, it seems.

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    Does anyone have a Porsche bike? I saw one for sale, it was so overpriced as used!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yo-Nate-y View Post
    That Jones is a bent up mess---someone really did a number on that fork.
    I thought Jones had bent seat tubes.
    want: Ibis ti handlebar. suntour 31.8 front derr. bottom pull

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    Those Porsche bikes are legendary in Japan...

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    So is Mr. Big.
    Somec is like the digital Zunow
    And this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD5h3y0a9AU

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMRTIN View Post
    Those Porsche bikes are legendary in Japan...
    There are entire shops in malls in Japan that only consist of bikes "made" by car manufacturers. Mercedes, BMW, Audi, Jeep... they all have bikes in Japan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill in Houston View Post
    what's wrong with this valve stem!? it's got threads and a nut on it?
    It's steel & the valve doesn't come out & It doesn't have a scull cap & that's just for starters.

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    And it has a lockwasher.

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