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    If Your Hell Bent,Reach For Demon Semen(Caution-Porno Lube Pics)

    If Your Hell Bent,Reach For Jed&Dan's Original Demon Semen
    All Purpose Chain Lube
    100% Un-Natural 8 Fluid Oz

    Picked this "stuff" up from my ol pal Dan Diaz in the 80's...The cool tool tent w Bob Seals(sp?)always had it handy.
    Dan worked for TR many years in the warehouse+occasionally up at Skyline .
    He was an indomitable spirit for early MB events in the Northwest...Best remembered for staging the original Hellathon MB race in the Olympia ,Wa area around 87-88sh.
    His sister Darlene was a Ritchey racer in the late 80's also, during the Liz"the Beast" Chapman(Newberry) days.
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    I still have this sticker on my very first bike tool box. Can't say that I ever used the lube, but the artwork is memorable, definitely.

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    oh my god.

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    Ah, the good old days, that label would get so locked down by the PMRC crowd nowadays.....

    Funny a sh*t though if you ask me, thanks for sharing.
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    Very cool. I need a bottle of that. I've got one of Dan's old Mantises and Jed was an awesome competitor of mine in the early 90s.

    Dan's XCR:

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    he's also the founder of Cruiser Nation.



    and that's about the only decent thing i can think to say about dan.

    and i know he'd appreciate that.
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    Fillet. Where we're you in the early 90's, Flagstaff? Dans girl Golden was a good competitor for most guys also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKamp View Post
    Fillet. Where we're you in the early 90's, Flagstaff? Dans girl Golden was a good competitor for most guys also.
    I didn't know Dan, but good chance I'd recognize him. Jed I thought was from the Northwest, but could be wrong. Saw him at all the NORBA Nationals. If I recall he rode for Haro then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    oh my god.
    Not an much of an underground comic fan eh?
    A bike by any other name is still a bike.

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    Thanx for the Mantis pix, very Hellathon ish..
    Golden was a local Bellinham gal, her dad, Terry, was-is a friend...Tidbit, Golden got her name cause her mom went into labor in Marin co, and they made it only as far as the Golden gate br before she breached...hence the name Golden.
    Now, memory being what it is,,,,I thought Jed was Chris Robinson's nickname,
    Chris was Dan's wing man at all events, bro's in bikes...
    But hell, it's been awhile and I'm known, very proudly so as an if the memory fades just make sht up kinda guy
    Yes on the underground comix fan nod...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigwheel View Post
    Not an much of an underground comic fan eh?
    I do like all sorts of comics and graphic novels, I just have to be in that frame of mind. :P

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    That was a fun Vid. I watched the whole thing. great downhill without being over the top techy.
    Zip ties? Not on my bike!

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    I do like all sorts of comics and graphic novels, I just have to be in that frame of mind. :P
    Cool, eat two eggs a day and keep your sunny side up!
    A bike by any other name is still a bike.

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    My label is a little tamer.
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    oh. yeah. and it's transmission fluid.
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    Hey Peeps, This is still available and no it's not what john says it is!

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    Quote Originally Posted by demondan View Post
    Hey Peeps, This is still available and no it's not what john says it is!
    ;-)
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    BenchMaster Thanks for starting the thread, Chris and Jed are two fast mo foes but not one in the same. Jed and I started this after a old style long loop race in C. Gorge Or.Ah Racing in the good ole days Thanks for the mention of some fun events I helped get rolling and Darlene and Golden who would make you work up and down!Also I miss my old Mantis. Never was paid for it but we won't go there... Hope whoever has it loves it as much as I. Oh and I ran a white Perforated Turbo on mine too!!! Happy Trails DD

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    If Your Hell Bent,Reach For Demon Semen(Caution-Porno Lube Pics)

    Quote Originally Posted by demondan View Post
    Hey Peeps, This is still available and no it's not what john says it is!
    Hey Mr. 43. The Mud Personman here. How you been?
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    Mud Personman!!! Awesome now that you are "here" How the heck are you? Best Pm me your address so I may send you some lube!!

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    Sully! I rode with you via all the Chiefs back in the day. My name is JP - All-Terrain-McLane's short little friend from Oly. You were on a softride at the time and we began the ride with a mind altering amount of espresso from your industrial machine that was roughly the size of a small house!

    I remember Jed won the final Hellathon ('89) after being up all night at a Portland Butthole Surfer show.

    I still have a couple of bottles of Demon Semen. I tell Dan when I'm running low, he disappears for a few minutes, and voila! A new bottle appears. I've never questioned his methods. Dan's scary in the best of circumstances!

    JP

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    Well even if the lube sucks I'm sure sales will climb just for the label alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockychrysler View Post
    oh. yeah. and it's transmission fluid.
    Wait, that would be ATB. ;D
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    Better suited to non-aggressive 125# gals named Russell.

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    Ola Danno-JP,
    Funny(good) how this site dredges up sediment from bygone era's,
    Thanx DD for clarifying Jed n Chris's identities, as stated, my memory's fadin fast.
    Still ridin my Softride's, like many retro-grouches here, found what suits my ridin style,so I'm stickin w it.
    Look fwd to seeing more pics n hearing more lies,exaggerations n half truths from the NW crowd....
    It's all that would-could get us out the door during those February Arctic blasts coming down out of Hell's Gate

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    It was a great name, but (for us) a terrible lube. Too thick/sticky for dry.

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