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    Can't wait till ThursGhey!



    Gotta be honest though....in talking to El Beastro and Larry, they seem more excited about what is in the box than I am! El Beastro even warned me to not have my wife around when I open the box and believe me, its not because of the bike.......I am very afraid

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    Okay, what bike did you get this time, Fo? You better tell me. Is it a TM or an Endorphin?

    Edit- I just realized which forum you posted this in. So it's not an Endorphin.

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    Hmm...38 lbs. I wonder how much a bike box weighs.....

    Okay, scratch the TM. Is it a Ciclon or an El Rey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyer
    Hmm...38 lbs. I wonder how much a bike box weighs.....
    I think 38 lbs is the standard for UPS oversize packages. At least that is what they rip you for.

    Mine will be here tomorrow. Could have picked it up Monday but work intervened. I'll post a thread up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyer
    Okay, what bike did you get this time, Fo? You better tell me. Is it a TM or an Endorphin?

    Edit- I just realized which forum you posted this in. So it's not an Endorphin.
    It is an El Rey. I figured since all the kewl kids are riding those ghey 650B bikes that if I added another 29er to the stable, my average wheelsize would in fact be that of the 650B!

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    Hell yeah, pre-Xmas UGI, that's what I'm talking about!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle


    Gotta be honest though....in talking to El Beastro and Larry, they seem more excited about what is in the box than I am! El Beastro even warned me to not have my wife around when I open the box and believe me, its not because of the bike.......I am very afraid
    Awesome, Fo!

    can't wait to see that blinged out Rey!

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    Nice! (even though they will be clown wheels)...Are we going to get unpacking pictures?

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    Hope you ordered some new bike hooks for the garage wall!!
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    Nothing to see here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crisillo
    Awesome, Fo!

    can't wait to see that blinged out Rey!
    thanks....though I would honestly not call it a blinged out ride in that many/most of the parts are X9/XT level which is what I want......generic juicy brakes, etc...Couple parts I guess are bling I guess like the wheels but frankly, on a 29er in particular, I9s are FAR more than nice to look at....the extra stiffness (IMHO) is very welcomed and has a tangible benefit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSINGA
    Hope ou ordered some new bike hooks for the garage wall!!
    yessir.....larry sent some custom matching ANO bike hooks.

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    Did Sherwood make you some "El Ghey" decals?

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Rock
    Did Sherwood make you some "El Ghey" decals?

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    haha....though i wouldnt do that to one of sherwood's bikes. i respect him too much....now on a Turner, I would be happy to use GheyFX stickers

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    Ah oh, early morning UPS tracking update...
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    Fo, you better take pics of whatever is in that box. Let us know how it rides if you ever do get a chance to do something silly like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyer
    Fo, you better take pics of whatever is in that box. Let us know how it rides if you ever do get a chance to do something silly like that.
    Rides?? Like around the driveway or something.
    Nothing to see here.

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    Dude, Fo is way more serious than that. He almost always takes a bike to the park where his kids play. Sometimes he even races the other kids on their tiny bikes. Sometimes, he wins. See, he ain't no pushover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    haha....though i wouldnt do that to one of sherwood's bikes. i respect him too much....now on a Turner, I would be happy to use GheyFX stickers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyer
    Hmm...38 lbs. I wonder how much a bike box weighs.....
    29 lbs for a complete El Rey, 5 lbs for a bike box, 1 lb for packing material, and 3 scoops of elephant dung at approx. 1 lb per scoop.



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    Quote Originally Posted by El Beastro
    29 lbs for a complete El Rey, 5 lbs for a bike box, 1 lb for packing material, and 3 scoops of elephant dung at approx. 1 lb per scoop.



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    Did you include the Fo-Dropper?


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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    thanks....though I would honestly not call it a blinged out ride in that many/most of the parts are X9/XT level which is what I want......generic juicy brakes, etc....
    Don't insult the build with the "Shitmano" reference of 'XT'. There isn't a single Shitmano part on that Rey you punk!

    I'd think the '08 F29 w/DT Swiss QR 9mm front axle, custom ordered I9 Enduros w/Flow rims, PUSH Factory Tunes RP2-3, and the Moots Ti seatpost give it some 'bling'.



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    Quote Originally Posted by The Squeaky Wheel
    Did you include the Fo-Dropper?
    YES! Way to give up the whole secret of what we shipped in the box.



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    Maybe this one will roll uphill on its own

    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle


    Gotta be honest though....in talking to El Beastro and Larry, they seem more excited about what is in the box than I am! El Beastro even warned me to not have my wife around when I open the box and believe me, its not because of the bike.......I am very afraid
    good luck with that. On another note i recently had a UPS package delayed due to weather.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Bling
    Hell yeah, pre-Xmas UGI, that's what I'm talking about!
    You actually have it wrong. UGI implicitly stands for "upgrade". How can a new 29er FS be an "upgrade" when i dont have one to "upgrade"? As such, this is definitely NOT UGI, but rather, a necessity and really does not count towards my allowance from the UGI funds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Beastro
    Don't insult the build with the "Shitmano" reference of 'XT'. There isn't a single Shitmano part on that Rey you punk!

    I'd think the '08 F29 w/DT Swiss QR 9mm front axle, custom ordered I9 Enduros w/Flow rims, PUSH Factory Tunes RP2-3, and the Moots Ti seatpost give it some 'bling'.



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    my bad....strike shitmano reference indeed!

    and no doubt, there is bling.....I just like to sandbag in everything I do thanks for ruining it, b!tch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Squeaky Wheel
    dude, if you are going to use the absolute worst picture of all time (thanks a lot for taking that pic at that time friggin El Salt!), at least use it in the context of me showing my mad skillz


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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    thanks for ruining it, b!tch!
    I hear your wife told you the same thing during your anniversary. Good thing I was there the next night to console her.



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    Quote Originally Posted by El Beastro
    I hear your wife told you the same thing during your anniversary. Good think I was there the next night to console her.



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    no doubt...wtf would i ever do without you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    no doubt...wtf would i ever do without you?
    Without me, you'd be doing your wife instead of the pool boy and we both know how much your wife hates all that black leather with the studs you insist on wearing.



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    Uncool!

    I think it's totally uncool of El Beastie to sell that fine bike to someone that will never ride it.

    Do you know how many dirt starved children there are in China that are more deserving of that steed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by El Salt
    Ah oh, early morning UPS tracking update...
    I could put an end to this precious little feild trip right now. I have some friends down there that would just look the other way. Hope it's insured!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bortis Yelltzen
    I could put an end to this precious little feild trip right now. I have some friends down there that would just look the other way. Hope it's insured!

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    No Worries Bortis....with all the holiday packages rolling through the UPS hubs, UPS will likely back over the bike box in a brown delivery van anyway.



    I insured it for $3.....to cover my packing supplies.



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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    haha....though i wouldnt do that to one of sherwood's bikes. i respect him too much....now on a Turner, I would be happy to use GheyFX stickers
    Consider it done then!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by El Beastro
    ...you'd be doing your wife instead of the pool boy.
    I always knew Fo had a thing for the pool boy


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    Quote Originally Posted by jncarpenter
    I always knew Fo had a thing for the pool boy
    hey....sometimes you gotta take what you can get. when you have been married as long as i have and have 4 kids, rosie even starts losing her appeal

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    ...rosie even starts losing her appeal
    You caught "her" cheatin' again, didn't you?


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    I particularly like this one...

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    Yo Fo' don't mind them bagging on you all the time, they're just jealous ROFLMAO
    On a serious note I can tell you that's a sweet El Rey and once you swing a leg over a real bike with big boy wheels you'll take it farther than the kids park. Oh and yo Fo', don't forget the pics of whatever else is in that package

    I wondered why 'Beast hooked you up with that super cool 'Rey

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    Without me, you'd be doing your wife instead of the pool boy and we both know how much your wife hates all that black leather with the studs you insist on wearing.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyer
    Fo, you better take pics of whatever is in that box. Let us know how it rides if you ever do get a chance to do something silly like that.
    forget the bike, I want the box, gotta be worth more than my condo is right now . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle

    Gotta be honest though....in talking to El Beastro and Larry, they seem more excited about what is in the box than I am! El Beastro even warned me to not have my wife around when I open the box and believe me, its not because of the bike.......I am very afraid
    NEWBURY PARK,
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Beastro
    NEWBURY PARK,
    CA, US 12/06/2007 3:57 A.M. OUT FOR DELIVERY



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    cool...almost there, Fo!

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    Nice- as long as Fo doesn't try to inappropriately touch the UPS guy, he should have his package today. Unless the UPS guy digs the Fo-touch- then it's another type of package Fo will get

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyer
    Nice- as long as Fo doesn't try to inappropriately touch the UPS guy, he should have his package today. Unless the UPS guy digs the Fo-touch- then it's another type of package Fo will get

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    ***Do not reply to this e-mail. UPS and Your Wife's Boyfriend will not receive your reply.

    At the request of Your Wife's Boyfriend, this notice is to confirm that the following shipment has been delivered.

    Important Delivery Information


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    Message from Your Wife's Boyfriend:
    1 box of gayness...cumming up|||

    Delivery Date / Time: 06-December-2007 / 1:57 PM
    Driver Release Location: FS


    Shipment Detail


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    Ship To:
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    UPS Service: GROUND
    Weight: 38.0 LBS


    Tracking Number: *********T0390604831



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    Unloading bikes for stupid prices again El Beastiality?
    The more I drink, the smarter you get.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ban'd4life
    Unloading bikes for stupid prices again El Beastiality?
    Hell no, FoShizzle has more money than brains.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyer
    ...the Fo-touch
    I'll have to remember that one! The Fo-Touch! LOL!!!!!!
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    UPS men and cabana boys have grown to love the Fo-Touch. It's like a ghey Midas Touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Beastro
    Hell no, FoShizzle has more money than brains.



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    well then i sure as hell have no brains! still at work.....

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    Damn Fo- enough playing with drugs. Go home..the UPS guy is all oiled up waiting for you in the backyard. C'mon dude- get with the gheygram!

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