Where's Aqua???

[Dirty D]

[SIZE="4"]Spotted last nite in Slo Cal...with Dusty Bottoms riding shotgun...[/SIZE]


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Fo Pretzel to the white courtesy phone

[rroeder]

No he didn't!, so he doesn't hang out here now cause he's busy with his ho's?

[Tappoix]

more ridin', less yakkin'

[Winston]

Aqua has been down in Mexico secretly testing the new Turner Sultan prototype:


I just hope the Sultans don't damage the Highlines and RFXs on the way to Interbike.

[big_olly]

Hummers are ghey.

[Dirty D]

Now you've done it Winston, Aqua has been spotted and I keep getting haggled by the locals asking me if I knew anything about this new steed that they've spotted Aqua on.

The pic you posted was taken several weeks ago in TJ during some of the last R&D runs...ahhh cooling off with a few cheap brewskies...

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[SSINGA]

Now you've done it Winston, Aqua has been spotted and I keep getting haggled by the locals asking me if I knew anything about this new steed that they have spotted Aqua on.

The pic you posted was taken several weeks ago in TJ during some of the last R&D runs...ahhh cooling off with a few cheap brewskies...

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We all thought he was under your desk!

[Winston]

I think the genius of DT's new design is its lack of reliance on the weak selection of 29er wheels and tires.

Brilliant!

[Dirty D]

Hummers are ghey.

You'll have to be more specific Ollie...Aqua has traded his Jones for one of these blingalicious toys and hes hitting the streets of downtown every Friday and Saturday night. Hell, I can't even get him out to ride much anymore. He scrapped the RS Lyric idea for a set of shiny 22"

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[Dirty D]

We all thought he was under your desk!

C'mon Sean why do you have to take a perfectly good thread and take it down the gutter like that??

[airwreck]

I saw him in the new Dirt Rag (the photo was posted here first), two page spread, riding the highline.

[Dirty D]

Ya...That shot of Aqua that Hucklermark took was a goodie...I suspect that the $$$ for the new Hummer came from his modeling contract and collecting royalties from sources that even WE don't know about...


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[Winston]

He just started selling shirts to bring in additional income:

[rroeder]

You guys are so mean, he's obviously devastated by the homer's lack of sensitivity, we could all use a little hummer now and then.

[Renegade]

Big, bad internet bullies like myself harassed him so much over that last thread he started here that never came to fruition, that the sensitive skort wearing coathanger bike riding guy musta swore he'd never set food in the land of homers again. What a wuss; even CRAZY FRED came back after a much worse lashing than Aqua got.

[xjbebop]

Big, bad internet bullies like myself harassed him so much over that last thread he started here that never came to fruition, that the sensitive skort wearing coathanger bike riding guy musta swore he'd never set food in the land of homers again. What a wuss; even CRAZY FRED came back after a much worse lashing than Aqua got.

....I think you guys give yerselves too much credit. SOME people actually have lives and better things to do than burn time here (unlike myself...)

...and crazy fred is just ...crazy.....and a fred....

[Renegade]

....I think you guys give yerselves too much credit. SOME people actually have lives and better things to do than burn time here (unlike myself...)

uh, yea, but I don't think that's the situation in Aqua's case.

[Frankenstein]

long live the banter of aquaholic.

say hello to noble for me,...

[SSINGA]

C'mon Sean why do you have to take a perfectly good thread and take it down the gutter like that??

sorry dewd. so ummm you're under his desk then.....Ok now I get it . That why he said he got a Hummer.

[Dirty D]

sorry dewd. so ummm you're under his desk then.....Ok now I get it . That why he said he got a Hummer.

The Hummer is headed to GA from what I hear - now, now don't get all worked up I'm sure you can take a spin in it....Hmmmm...I'm thinkin' Deliverance...squeal, squeal boy, I hear you southern boys from the south like that sort of mischevious stuff anyway.

Keep your doors locked up...he's coming to a town near you.


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[.Danno.]

I think I saw him down at the beach looking worse for wear. Probably too many Noble rides.

[cactuscorn]

I think I saw him down at the beach looking worse for wear. Probably too many Noble rides.

so hes been photoshoppin that damn jetski all along! i shoulda known!

[DIRTJUNKIE]

Where's Aqua?

[Punta Lobos]

Aqua is for sure riding a specialized somewhere.

[xcguy]

Holy Resurrected Thread, Batman. Aqua is over 70 now isn't he?