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    what sig for my new avitar?

    ill be damned if i can find where i change it. been lookin for 3 days and ive got nuthin. a little help please.

    i have a idea for what i want it to say but new ideas are always fun. this oughtta get interesting!
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    how about:

    i'm a big fat meanie who needlessly hassles a poor stressed out grad student...and if i keep doing it she'll stick that cactuscorn thingie up me arse!

    i think that about sums it up...no?

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    Invite

    Quote Originally Posted by dHarriet
    cactuscorn thingie up me arse!
    CC, i think that was an invite!!

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    all i got was:

    blah blah blah blah blah......
    Quote Originally Posted by dHarriet
    stick that cactuscorn thingie up me arse!
    okydoke. if ya need me that badly, ill help ya out.

    ps: i think yer right bert.
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    "Iowa: sickest flats in the lower 48"

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    is dharriet a dude?

    Quote Originally Posted by cactuscorn
    all i got was:

    blah blah blah blah blah......
    okydoke. if ya need me that badly, ill help ya out.

    ps: i think yer right bert.
    based on growing evidence i think dharriet's a dude. no girl post's that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cactuscorn
    ill be damned if i can find where i change it. been lookin for 3 days and ive got nuthin. a little help please.
    Yeah - it got buried. My Account > Edit Profile > Towards the bottom in "Optional Information" you'll find "Custom User Title"

    That should do the trick. Can't wait to see what you're going to come up with.

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    you rule!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mwnovak
    "Iowa: sickest flats in the lower 48"

    --MW
    bytch! in this part of iowa its steeper than ya think. matter of fact i had to re-gear all my bikes. short ups but megga steep compared to the longer grinds in az and most of the southwest i was used to ridin. traction rules though. very sticky! too bad about the loss of super techy trails. i really miss that but theres always road trips.
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    the new avatar is a phallus, so how about "Cocktuscorn"

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chingon
    the new avatar is a fallus, so how about "Cocktuscorn"

    Was waiting for that one, well done EC, thought about it, and thought nah....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PSI
    based on growing evidence i think dharriet's a dude. no girl post's that way.
    nope ...girl...tomboy...but girl...
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    you both will have to answer to yer god for that one. think itll get past the mods? maybe i should have jnc paste a speedo on it with a sizeable bulge even harry could salivate over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dHarriet
    nope ...girl...tomboy...but girl...
    In this ever changing world, of equalness, what is the definition of a tomboy? am keen to know the 2007 definition....
    The_Lecht_Rocks: whafe - cheeers - may i offer an official apology for the wagon wheeler "dis-belief"

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    Quote Originally Posted by cactuscorn
    bytch! in this part of iowa its steeper than ya think.
    Okay, I'll buy what you're selling: how much for a box of cookies?

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    "Popped Kernel"

    "Top Kernel"

    "Popped Corn"

    I'm running out of creativity . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whafe
    In this ever changing world, of equalness, what is the definition of a tomboy? am keen to know the 2007 definition....
    here are a couple of definitions that apply

    --a girl who does guy stuff--

    --a girl who would pick diggin up worms and climbing tree in her backyard rather than goin shopping at a mall. tomboys tend to hang out and get along with boys rather than fellow girls. tomboys usually get this way from hanging out with brothers/neighborhood boys and their friends or being raised by brothers or males figures of the family. a stereotypical tomboy wears no makeup or jewelry, wears jeans, baseball caps, etc. this is not neccesarily true, as many tomboys wear girl stuff. they just dont care what other girls or people think of them. a tomboy who wears girl stuff usual does not cooperate with "normal" girl activities and due stuff that they like to do.--

    gotta love urbandictionary!
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    i'm thinking she-male

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    I Heart Cornholes

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    How about:

    "Have you seen my caps key?"

    or

    "no capital letters or punctuation were harmed during the creation of this post"
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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    i'm thinking she-male
    Aw, man - why'd you do that? Now CC's likely to send us a link like the scary cell phone tracking one. I still haven't recovered from that.

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    Cactus and corn, it's like hookers and blow!

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    Cactuscorn; for all your stuckin' and shuckin' needs.





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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    i'm thinking she-male
    buzz off...
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    that was a compliment

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    Wikipedia, the Homer's friend

    From Wikipedia:

    A cactus (plural cactus, cacti, or cactuses) is any member of the succulent plant family Cactaceae. They are often used as ornamental plants, but some are also crop plants.

    Cacti are distinctive and unusual plants, which have adapted to extremely arid and hot environments, showing a wide range of anatomical and physiological features which conserve water.

    Cacti come in a wide range of shapes and sizes. Many cactus species are night blooming, as they are pollinated by nocturnal insects or small animals, principally moths, bats, and sheep. Cacti's sizes range from small and round to pole-like and tall.


    Lets see how close CC matches the Wikipedia definition:

    Distinctive and unusual? Check

    Ornamental? for sure

    Adapted to arid and hot environments? Check

    Night blooming? Hmmm, not sure about this one . . .

    Pollinated by Sheep? Errrr . . . . . think I'l stop there . . . .
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    And let's not even try to go here . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Random Drivel
    showing a wide range of anatomical and physiological features which conserve water.

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    How about - "Cactuscorn - The other Whitemeat!"
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    Or - "Iowa - It's not just for losers anymore!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by cutthroat
    How about - "Cactuscorn - The other Whitemeat!"

    i'm pretty sure i just became a vegetarian...

    cc - just keep it simple: 'hey baby...wanna see my cactuscorn?'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Random Drivel
    ...
    Lets see how close CC matches the Wikipedia definition:

    Distinctive and unusual? Check

    Ornamental? for sure

    Adapted to arid and hot environments? Check

    Night blooming? Hmmm, not sure about this one . . .

    Pollinated by Sheep? Errrr . . . . . think I'l stop there . . . .
    Thank goodness you left "succulent" out. I don't wanna know!

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    im touched. i truely am. these will all be taken into great consideration then eventually use against you.
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    Save a Turner-ride a cactus!


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    Everybody is missing the point...

    What's an avitar? I know what an avatar is....

    My suggestion...

    Your bike shucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FM
    DockHopper

    Cornhopper?
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    CC, you need to have the corn growing out of the desert. Have someone more talented than yourself , add a desert floor to your graphic. Then you got it nailed.

    Maybe I could have Suhani draw something up for ya??
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    jnc did that one for me. its simple with the sun behind and the cactus arms commin out of the corn. maybe some thorns would be cool but hard to see. i kinda dig it but im be happy to see suhanis ideas!
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