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    Time Wasting, Slogan Generator

    My slogan appears to be;

    Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Mountain Hack from the Oven.

    What's yours?

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    Work Shed...
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    How Do You Eat Your Chubbly Nubblin?

    Sounds so good, I think I'll put it on my tombstone....

    pizza
    It's not hip hop, it's electro.....

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    Never enough time to ride
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    "The Incredible, Edible Squish"

    Umm, now I'm worried...

    happy trails...

    squish
    Get out and ride!

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    This is not auspicious.

    First entry yielded:
    Kids will do anything for The Squeaky Wheel

    Second time:
    Good Honest Squeaky Wheel since 1896.

    I want my money back
    “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”

    ― Albert Einstein

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    I disliked both slogans it gave me. They lacked a personal touch.
    I'm sure there are at least ten homers here who would be more than happy to write a slogan about me.
    ****

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    Says there's 503 slogans - here were the first four..

    Yo Quiero Ak Chris.

    An Army of Ak Chris

    Cleans Your Floor Without Ak Chris.

    Gotta Lotta Ak Chris.
    The red couch has moved from Alaska to Florida...

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    oops

    The 3rd one I got for ell$worth was;

    Nothing sucks like an ell$worth.

    Not Kidding!

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    I was not me it was the machine.

    Nothing Sucks Like A Renegade


    I didn't fare any better

    Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Prof.

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    Never enough time to ride
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    Ya know what, laughing milk throug your nose really hurts...now to go clean off the key board and monitor!!

    LOL, that is good

    happy trails...

    squish
    Get out and ride!

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    Have You Forgotten How Good Skullcrack Tastes?

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    Made To Make Your Scubapro Water.
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    Break Me Off a Piece of That Single Track Mtber.

    I thought mine was rather stupid, then again my screen name is rather stupid.

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    Just Grin and HUCK it...
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    Tell Them About The SilverSpot, Mummy.

    Yeah, go ahead and tell them about me

    Beanz Meanz SilverSpot.

    No clue....

    My personal favorite:
    I Want My SilverSpot.
    MCM# 2007.1

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    So Easy, No Wonder Dline is #1.

    True, and matches well with number 2:

    Dline Really Satisfies.

    And just to put it over the top:

    There's More Than One Way To Eat A Dline.

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    Top Breeders Recommend Bikerx40!

    Nuff said.
    I stopped driving my bike into my garage - I'm now protected with Roof Rack Ranger app for my iPhone.

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    How Do You Eat Your Locotiki?
    Egg

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    With fava beans and nice Chianti?

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    I love this thread!

    My first hit was:


    Absolut Bikezilla.

    I see no need to take it any further than that.








    Just for fun though my next hit was apparently meant for SSmurfGA:
    "Why Can't Everything Orange Be Bikezilla?"

    The last one shows a clear trend:
    "You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Bikezilla"

    There's a ghost in the machine. I'm certain of it.
    Last edited by Bikezilla; 03-09-2006 at 06:05 PM.
    Faster is better, even when it's not.

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    First try: Naughty, But Scruffylooking!

    Umpteenth try: That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Scruffylooking!

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    Grab life by the Crashthedog.

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    Just a few choice slogans from the booner! That is funny as hell..nice work!

    "Built Boone-A-Tic Tough."


    "You Can On a Booner, Can Do!"

    "Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Boone."

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    Mine's at least 100% accurate:

    "Moving at the speed of Bob the Wheelbuilder."
    {Principal Skinner} Hmm. Whoever did this is in very deep trouble.
    {Martin} And a sloppy speller too. The preferred spelling of 'wiener' is w - i - e - n - e - r, although 'e - i' is an acceptable ethnic variant.

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    Not just famous; infamous
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    ... and if we just ... What a great way to waste time

    1st try: Have Coolhand Your Way.
    Not sure my wife will approve

    My favorite: The Biggest Coolhand Pennies Can Buy.
    Not quite sure if that's complimentary or not

    Edit: Had to try it one more time:
    "There's Always Room For Coolhand."

    Makes me feel warm and fuzzy!

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    Mine was...

    1st try: Hapiness is a Cigar called Dirty Bert.

    2nd try: Gee, Your Dirty Bert Smells Terrific.


    -dirty bert
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    Generator copy:

    Made In Scotland From K1creeker.
    But...I'm Polish...

    My own tagline:
    Make sh%t look good.

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    I'm glad I didn't do this in the morning while drinking coffee. My keyboard would have been toast.

    This one's for the ladies:

    There's First Love, and There's 2TurnersNotEnough Love.

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    Just for fun.....

    FoShizzle

    Does the Hard Foshizzle, So You Don't Have To

    Aquaholic

    Dial Down the Aquaholic

    FoShizzle Loves Aquaholic

    Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Foshizzle Loves Aquaholic
    “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”

    ― Albert Einstein

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    1st try

    It's Shake 'n' Ssinga, and I Helped

    2nd try

    Fill It To The Rim With Ssinga

    3rd

    The Incredible, Edible Ssinga.

    ...and my favorite.
    Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Ssinga
    Nothing to see here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtn hack
    My slogan appears to be;

    Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Mountain Hack from the Oven.

    What's yours?
    Gonna Be a While? Grab a Jdub.

    That pretty much sums up my climbing ability....

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    America's Most Trusted Cactuscorn.
    Leaves Your Cactuscorn Minty not Mediciney.
    The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Cactuscorn.
    Obey Your Cactuscorn.
    More Cactuscorn Please.


    not sure what to say here so ill just shut the hell up.
    No, I'm NOT back!

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    The Cdtofer Goes Straight to your Head.

    Sometimes You Feel Like a Cdtofer, Sometimes You Don't.


    So those two together pretty much cover it. Just a couple random thoughts:

    1) Either Bikezilla's fibbin or he's really lucky.

    2) My favorite was - Gee, Your Dirty Bert Smells Terrific, from Dirty Bert. I swear I gotta get a better screenname, his is just so full of possible jokes. Dirty mind, hairy pizza pie. Nuff said...

    Fun thread, thxs MntHack

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    For fun I thought I would throw in Turner and here were the first two:

    Have You Forgotten How Good Turner Tastes?

    Give That Man A Turner.


    The third one reminded me of the old slogan - "Full time Function" the one that was on the seatstays of the late 90's bikes.

    All Turner, All The Time.

    Thought that one was pretty durn cool...


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    "No-One Does Chicken Like Skins"

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    Time is not a road.
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    The Science Of Chad1433

    or

    Uh-oh, Better Get Chad1433.

    and

    Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Chad1433.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chad1433
    The Science Of Chad1433

    or

    Uh-oh, Better Get Chad1433.

    and

    Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Chad1433.
    You need a Mr Bling

    Men can't help acting on Mr Bling


    Oh you thought that was bad, how's this:

    Get in my Mr Bling

    Think Once, Think Twice, Think Mr Bling.
    Former Homer...Ventana convert: extreme poseur!

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    Better yet:


    Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Mr Bling.
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    Former Homer...Ventana convert: extreme poseur!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prof
    I was not me it was the machine.

    Nothing Sucks Like A Renegade


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    See, that's what I'm talking about. You guys can give me a better slogan than this program did!
    ****

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    Bite Me.
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    "Turn loose the Death" ???? now I'm worried.
    When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. ~H.G. Wells

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    Washing Machines Live Longer With Cartman.

    Huh?

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    1). Promise Her Anything But Giive Her Turtle 1

    2). Life Needent Be Hell Wtih Turtle 1

    3), Don't Squeeze The Turtle 1

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    A Glass and a Half in Every S-Works

    The S-Works is Mightier than the Sword
    Astigmatic Visionary

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    Listen! slogans

    Here i found another Free Slogan Generator
    at http://slogan4u.com we can all generate more funny slogans there.

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    Cool-blue Rhythm

    The Tommyrod74 Effect.

    ?????????

    The Ultimate Tommyrod74 Machine.

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I guess I'm a molester!

    "A Finger of Lidarman is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat."

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    More Orangerider please!

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    OK I was bored and this is what I got...

    Tried both sites too... I think I like the Slogan4y site better. It's more flattering.

    For JmZ

    S4U - Everyone wants a JmZ.
    S4U - JmZ puts the rest to shame.
    S4U - JmZ gets an A+.

    Surrealist - Let's Face The Music and Jmz.
    Surrealist - Jmz - The Appetizer!
    Surrealist - All You Add Is Jmz.

    I will admit that it did get better though. A few good ones...

    Surrealist - Behold the Power of Jmz.
    Surrealist - Wow! I Could Have Had a Jmz!
    Surrealist - I'd Like to Buy the World a Jmz.
    Surrealist - Nobody Does It Like Jmz.

    And a few weird or disturbing ones...

    Surrealist - Ho Ho Ho, Green Jmz.
    Surrealist - Jmz - Australian for Beer. (I'm a heathen and don't drink)
    Surrealist - You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Jmz.
    Surrealist - Can You Tell Jmz From Butter?

    Also had to try it for Ventana and really like those results...

    First five times...

    Get More From Ventana.
    Don't leave your Ventana at home.
    Ventana, couldn't be better!
    Good Honest Ventana Since 1896. (Didn't know Sherwood was old...)

    And the best one...

    Ventana the only way to fly.

    JmZ
    JmZ

    From one flat land to another.

    Advocate as if your ride depends on it...

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    Paranoid Android Tested, Mother Approved.

    Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Mr Magu.
    Because, well, I am the king of bad teeth.
    High up above, aliens hover, making home movies for the folks back home...

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    It Needn't Be Hell With Tscheezy. Says it all.
    My video techniques can be found in this thread.

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    Scar-Lickin' Good


    Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Scar

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    Gee, Your Xclr Smells Terrific.

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