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    Bodhisattva
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    Life....the original terminal illness

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    What gives Holmes? Linky no worky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chingon
    What gives Holmes? Linky no worky.
    Hmmm...let's try again

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080424/...9f4c7af5a07532

    And for those more technically challenged:

    Penis theft panic hits city...

    KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
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    Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

    Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

    Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

    "You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

    Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

    "I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

    "But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

    Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

    "It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.[SIZE="6"][/SIZE]
    Life....the original terminal illness

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Squeaky Wheel
    Still no worky.
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    Neg reppers r my biatches
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    its interesting how it was right after your trip to Congo that you became interested in Turners

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    its interesting how it was right after your trip to Congo that you became interested in Turners
    Hey, are you accusing Squeak of being a penis-stealer?! That's rough. Also, why would stealing or shrinking some guys penis make him want a Turner? Makes more sense if he was stealing testicles - then he'd have the "balls" to ride one.
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    Neg reppers r my biatches
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    Quote Originally Posted by ORVH
    Hey, are you accusing Squeak of being a penis-stealer?! That's rough. Also, why would stealing or shrinking some guys penis make him want a Turner? Makes more sense if he was stealing testicles - then he'd have the "balls" to ride one.
    I was implying squeaky was a victim...thus leading him to join the many other penis-less homers (note that turner owners owning and relatively quickly selling the frame do not count)

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    Perhaps it's not so bad when you consider that in the 1st world 87% of married males have their balls snatched and placed in their wife's purse.
    Happiness is a warm 2 stroke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    I was implying squeaky was a victim...thus leading him to join the many other penis-less homers (note that turner owners owning and relatively quickly selling the frame do not count)
    So...You had a surgical penis enlargement
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldHouseMan
    So...You had a surgical penis enlargement
    Sure, but does corrective surgery for "micropenis syndrome" count as penis enlargement?
    Happiness is a warm 2 stroke.

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    Neg reppers r my biatches
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldHouseMan
    So...You had a surgical penis enlargement
    to which i am sure steve71 would agree, that would be a foolish waste of time so no...once married there is frankly no use for a penis anyway so only benefit of enlarging what is no longer used (for its intended purpose anyway) would be to further strengthen one's wrist

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