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    FCC - it's MY turn!!!!!

    here's some advice for you boys...if you're ever going to sport lycra...make sure it's BLACK!!!

    and here's why:

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    Yet another reason I don't wear lycra. Shoot, I wouldn't want to embarass the other homers with the Highline in my pants.
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    I'm stupid and/or missed something...what is "FCC"???

    ...now su ling needs to show up and do a bit of photochopping to those bits in the -red- shorts..

    ...almost as bad as white lycra!
    ...every day sends future to past...

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    Quote Originally Posted by xjbebop
    I'm stupid and/or missed something...what is "FCC"???

    ...now su ling needs to show up and do a bit of photochopping to those bits in the -red- shorts..

    ...almost as bad as white lycra!
    FCC=friday clown crap...come on...pay attention! geez....

    white lycra...hmmm...i think i'll have to look for pics...
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    FCC= For Cactus Corn

    He REALLY likes guys in spandex

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Squeaky Wheel
    FCC= For Cactus Corn

    He REALLY likes guys in spandex
    Haha Squeak,
    That was pretty good for a chuckle.

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    When I saw this I thought it time for some payback from you. Now you didnt try and claim any of them were me, but I kinda think this is worse. The fat hairy pic you threatened me with would have at least been funny. The squished packages pics are, well, not...

    What I mean to say is that you (and Su and JOD) probably really dont mind to see all the bikini girls we post. (Maybe you do get tired of seeing so many) but at least they are nice to look at. I am willing to bet that even you girls dont really want to stare at a bunch of dudes showin off squeezed sausages that they are smuggling in their lycra. Its just not a pretty sight. Like the poor guy that posted his Burner for the first time wearing Lycra, everyone had a comment and he was never heard from again...

    Still I guess we all had it comin...
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    Okay Now I'll play DH's usual response:
    That's pretty lame... I mean, nobody should wear Lycra with tiny packages like that. I of course am more than amply equipped for such attire, but sometimes I worry about jamming my Fder.


    Of coursse ssome guyss (who sshal remain nameless) pack a prossthetic:
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    Quote Originally Posted by CDtofer
    I am willing to bet that even you girls dont really want to stare at a bunch of dudes showin off squeezed sausages that they are smuggling in their lycra. Its just not a pretty sight.
    True dat! gawd-awful sight! I'd much rather see a guy with his shirt off sporting some nice 6pack-age and overall good muscle tone.

    Notice that the whole 'ensemble' of the guys in white is in the shape of a ...well...you know. The larger width red 'bits' area being connected to the 'shaft' of red running up and culminating at the head...just wrong. Thank god they aren't standing in front of a fountain shooting water up.

    Quote Originally Posted by CDtofer
    What I mean to say is that you (and Su and JOD) probably really dont mind to see all the bikini girls we post. (Maybe you do get tired of seeing so many) but at least they are nice to look at..
    Can't speak for the JOD nor dH, but me personally...I don't particularly mind shots of hawt chicks. I can totally appreciate beautiful women with beautiful bodies. Women can be stunningly beautiful. But I do NOT like seeing huge shelf-ass, hideous, cottage-cheese nastiness of any gender so you can stop posting that kind of crappola.
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    squeak - cc likes to WEAR spandex...i think he likes the feel of his goodies scrunched up and outlined like that!

    CD - don't worry...you'll get yours ...and it's kinda fun to prolong it...let you wonder a little...

    as for the bikini shots...let me assure you...they're not as fun for us as they are for you...if i want to look at boobs...i can look at my own... and since they get posted all the time...i figure sausage squeezing lycra is exactly what you boys deserve!

    and BZ - congrats on a big package! and if you're really concerned about the Fder issue...you can always wind it...like a garden hose...
    as for your prosthetic...good girth...but i'm a little concerned about length...and are those zip ties????
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    Quote Originally Posted by dHarriet
    as for your prosthetic...good girth...but i'm a little concerned about length...and are those zip ties????
    Don't worry about the length - it's the Turner Homer standard 7.5
    Nothing to see here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dHarriet
    if i want to look at boobs...i can look at my own
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Squeaky Wheel
    lucky
    if you gain like 100lbs, you can do it too!
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    Recently spotted on Harry's nightstand...

    A little before bed reading material...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dHarriet
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    as for your prosthetic...good girth...but i'm a little concerned about length...and are those zip ties????
    Strange, I thought my hint was rather obviouSS

    Quote Originally Posted by Bikezilla
    Of coursse ssome guyss (who sshal remain nameless) pack a prossthetic:
    Faster is better, even when it's not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikezilla
    Strange, I thought my hint was rather obviouSS
    oh...i got the hint no prob...i just think...as his buddy...you should maybe give him advice on a more suitable prosthetic!
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    I must have missed that Burner guy. I bet that was a great thread.

    Yeah, lycra on mtn bikers should be black. Well, lycra on anyone but a pro should be black. Initially I thought FCC was directed at Cactus Corn and that he requested the pics above. I'm glad it turned out to be Clown Crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDtofer
    A little before bed reading material...
    nice!
    a reference about the freakishly skinny arms that most roadies sport would also have been appropriate......something like...10 positions that require negligible upper body strength!
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    What's really scary is that's the former East German Women's team.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cutthroat
    What's really scary is that's the former East German Women's team.
    if they looked like the swimmers at the time...YOWSA!

    kinda like this hottie :

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutthroat
    What's really scary is that's the former East German Women's team.
    ahahah...Good one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SSINGA
    Don't worry about the length - it's the Turner Homer standard 7.5
    As I said before, mine's longer!

    Quote Originally Posted by dHarriet
    oh...i got the hint no prob...i just think...as his buddy...you should maybe give ssinga advice on a more suitable prosthetic!
    Hmmm, whatever do you mean?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikezilla
    As I said before, mine's longer!



    Hmmm, whatever do you mean?
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It looks like SS got himself a 2.5 inch stubbie/chubbie "accessory"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dHarriet
    ...i figure sausage squeezing lycra is exactly what you boys deserve!
    I think my little monkey friend says it best:
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    That ain't nothin'

    Those guys ain't got nothin' on Biker Fox! Didn't you attend this bridal shower DH?
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    good god! did you HAVE to post that? bits in pink...or is it coral? blahhhhhkkkk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renegade
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It looks like SS got himself a 2.5 inch stubbie/chubbie "accessory"!
    It's smurf sized - smurfette thinks it's grand.
    Nothing to see here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSINGA
    It's smurf sized - smurfette thinks it's grand.
    I bet she likes the fully adjustable low and high speed damping curcuits, as well as the ribbed outer surface.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinch
    Those guys ain't got nothin' on Biker Fox! Didn't you attend this bridal shower DH?
    pinch...i'm starting to think that you have a crush on Biker Fox...and no...i was not in attendance...no pink cotton bike apparel for this gal!
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    I don't know what this has to do with anything - have a week end folks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cutthroat
    What's really scary is that's the former East German Women's team.
    I think the East German team had more facial hair . . . .

    Edit: I'll leave you with this pic:
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    I KNEW I shouldn't open this thread ... if only my eyes could puke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnbikerx
    I KNEW I shouldn't open this thread ... if only my eyes could puke.

    Like watching a train wreck, you want to turn away but just can't . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutthroat
    I don't know what this has to do with anything - have a week end folks.


    Shouldn't midget Gene Simmons be playing a bass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnbikerx
    I KNEW I shouldn't open this thread ... if only my eyes could puke.
    Quote Originally Posted by Random Drivel
    Like watching a train wreck, you want to turn away but just can't . . . .


    well...my work here is done!
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    [IQUOTE=dHarriet]

    well...my work here is done! [/QUOTE]


    Well not quite, got to add this one.............
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    dont be afeared of the cute little guy harry. like most of us, hes only lookin for a warm place to keep his nuts.
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