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    Dirk likes Allison

    AKA the best couch pic post ever.

    Anyway, heres the story as it happened and not even the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

    Meet Dirk; he's a 07 black large RFX.
    When he comes over he likes the couch (hes a big boy and doesn't fit anywhere else).


    But don't let his bad boy look fool you; he's a sucker for kittens or puppies.


    He fancies himself a playboy.


    Anyway somehow we digressed from bench racing to women and Dirk tells me how he had just broken up with the hardtail he was seeing as she just couldn't handle the rough stuff.

    I told him that I had seen just the biker chick he needed, A sweet little 5-inch number all dolled up in pink that would be right home at bombing a rough trail or rolling thru the park.

    Dirk said "Fire up the puter, I've got to see this".

    So I loaded up MountainmanfromGAs thread on allison and Dirk was speechless .


    For those of you that missed it heres Allison


    Long story coming to an end, Dirk is smitten. All he talkes about is Allison. Now he wants to loss weight to sexy up (he wants Formulas instead of the Avids) and take an epic ride to Georgia.

    MountainmanfromGA; its a good thing your so far away and don't have to deal with Dirk embarrasing himself and hitting on Allison.
    Last edited by hiredgun; 09-11-2007 at 08:38 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hiredgun

    Dirk said "Fire up the puter, I've got to see this".

    So I loaded up MountainmanfromGAs thread on allison and Dirk was speechless.
    The second to last picture is hilarious.

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    Lmao!
    Big hoopy.
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    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

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    Funny stuff!
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    I think Allison has her eye on a certain southern RFX.


    Very funny!
    Last edited by SSINGA; 09-11-2007 at 06:33 AM.
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    Hilarious!

    I'm sure Alison would be flattered.

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    Great stuff, still wiping the dew off my screen. Great looking bike too.

    happy trails...

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    LMAO ...Thats Funny
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    let me guess.

    It was the naked picture of her chillin' out by the kegerator wasn't it?

    Every man's fantasy!


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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainmanfromGA
    let me guess.

    It was the naked picture of her chillin' out by the kegerator wasn't it?

    Every man's fantasy!
    For sure.
    I thought about using that pic, but I think that pic may be a little too PG for the board.

    It would make a great centerfold for a Turner Bike Pron Calendar.

    When I first saw it; I was tripping over my tongue and Dirk was tripping over his Fork Crown .
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    Absolutely brilliant!

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    My wife laughed her azz off!

    No, she doesn't have a Turner yet...
    Big hoopy.
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