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    The Ask The Next Person A Question Thread

    After the resounding success of none of my threads and the prevalence of sensible threads lately, here is an opportunity for shenanigans.

    The rules are simple - ask the next person a question. Any question. You can ask as many as you like in the thread but only one per post. You can't answer your own question and you can't follow a question with another question without answering the question in question. Geddit? Good.

    The first question:

    Who is the funniest person alive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tidybeard
    Who is the funniest person alive?
    Today: RiceKilla
    All other days: Alan Kang


    What is your favorite curse word?

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    ****
    What fork for my Spot?
    When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. ~H.G. Wells

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutthroat
    What fork for my Spot?
    Cutty, "****" doesn't count - what are filters for if not circumventing? :-) The answer is Boxxer Race.

    Has Rroeder "relaxed" over BBW pics?

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    No.

    Why do Brits spell "douche" wrong?
    I once corrected DW about a bicycle related topic.

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    Because we invented the language, we can spell things how we like, innit.

    Will there be a 2011 RFX?

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    We invented the language, Americans just bastardised it.

    When is the 2010 RFX being released?

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    It's carbon dontcha know.
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    Genius right there TB

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    The 2010 RFX will be released in 2011.


    What would Tcheezus do?

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    Answer: **** Barney.

    Where is Barney anyway and is she preggers yet?
    When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. ~H.G. Wells

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutthroat
    Answer: **** Barney.

    Where is Barney anyway and is she preggers yet?
    hucking off Fo's forehead with Aqua.

    Poulter or Westwood to win the Masters?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wilks
    hucking off Fo's forehead with Aqua.

    Poulter or Westwood to win the Masters?
    No way some smelly boiled beef eatin' Brit wins the Masters!

    What is Cacti' smokin these days?

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    Pot !

    What do Tidybeard and Foshizzle have in common besides both being exclusive members of the Homer Elite ?
    " A way to a deep freedom " - Tarja

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    Yes, that's fonetic
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    Their taste in women.

    Does TA ever give short answers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tidybeard
    Has Rroeder "relaxed" over BBW pics?
    my pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by whodaphuck
    Their taste in women.

    Does TA ever give short answers?
    No

    RFX no its as dead as the Highline Tidy

    Whoda sounds lie yoda

    is Whodaphuck phonetic



    Ya just lucky I can remmber to give an answer at all or unlucky either way I dunna care, I just hit the keyboard
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    yes

    Ride Fruita or ski Vail tomorrow?

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    Ride Fruita

    Did you eat a burrito this morning?
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    Wooo, funniest for a day!!!

    Damn no Burrito today, thanks for the craving though.

    T or A guy?
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    Yes, that's fonetic
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    Quote Originally Posted by RiceKilla
    Wooo, funniest for a day!!!

    Damn no Burrito today, thanks for the craving though.

    T or A guy?
    Definitely A.

    Who felt most snubbed by being left out when the true HOMER ELITE were annointed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by whodaphuck
    Definitely A.

    Who felt most snubbed by being left out when the true HOMER ELITE were annointed?
    Me.

    Is a 12 second, 3 octave fart normal?

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    A: No, check The Guiness book of records, doesn't count if you followed through!

    Q: Have Turner sent Silverfish the new stock of 5 Spots yet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wilks
    Poulter or Westwood to win the Masters?
    The Brits will fold like lawnchairs under Tiger's Wood

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    Maybe.


    Can we see some talented T and A from sea otter, puh leeze?

    also WTF is with all the youths riding with no gloves, bikes and skis its all over!

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    Gloves are gay now guess you didn't get the memo WTF happened last night?

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    Groms are GHEY ..
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    A: I don't remember what happened last night.

    Q: What is up with the recent outbreak of stiction?
    "One often finds their destiny on the road taken to avoid it" - Master Ugway

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    Quote Originally Posted by windhoar
    A: I don't remember what happened last night.

    Q: What is up with the recent outbreak of stiction?
    A: Not using enough lubricant, or the women are too ugly.

    Q: Can real boobs be too big?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tidybeard
    A: Not using enough lubricant, or the women are too ugly.

    Q: Can real boobs be too big?
    A. Only if they are on a man

    Q. How will England do in the World Cup?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hangtime
    A. Only if they are on a man

    Q. How will England do in the World Cup?
    A: Better than Utd in the Champs League

    Q: How many goals will England beat the 'Murcans by on the 12th June?

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    Answer = 2 - it will be 3-1 to england

    Question = does tiger prefer playing in twosomes or threesomes these days?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tidybeard
    A: Not using enough lubricant, or the women are too ugly.

    Q: Can real boobs be too big?
    A; dry is never a god thing, paper bag and lots of alcohol for you and her helps!

    B: never but they can be too saggy and saggy boobs might cause erratic mtb skillz on the trail!

    Quote Originally Posted by Tidybeard
    A: Better than Utd in the Champs League

    Q: How many goals will England beat the 'Murcans by on the 12th June?
    A; Better stronger than Rooney?

    C: -1Nil with no Rooney, does the England Capitain the ex Captain shag his best mates wives?
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    Quote Originally Posted by trailadvent
    B: never but they can be too saggy and saggy boobs might cause erratic mtb skillz on the trail!
    That would explain the crappy riding I see round these parts.

    Q: Will TA ever buy a keyboard that has a comma and period key?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Random Drivel
    That would explain the crappy riding I see round these parts.

    Q: Will TA ever buy a keyboard that has a comma and period key?
    I would love a new keyboard especially like the apple keyboard but my fingers will be stuck with my crapped out compaq for a bit longer unfortunately, which is bugged and virus ed to hell and am sure this is my main reason for lack of grammatical errors. Even after full spell check and wurd it still come out after I hit the submitt button oppsite to what I have in wurd, I'm sure mtbr and Firfox have it in for me

    Besides if I ever could find those keys they would only sow me down

    I'm sure yu will have an influx of out of town riders now since saggy is the in thing in you area, moar sports brahs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Random Drivel
    That would explain the crappy riding I see round these parts.

    Q: Will TA ever buy a keyboard that has a comma and period key?
    A: Not after all this time.

    Q: Where the hell have you been, RD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tidybeard
    Q: Where the hell have you been, RD?
    A: Dunno

    Q: What the hell happened to Fo?

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    A: The obvious answer is that he is somewhere off with his mom.

    Q: Who is Fo?
    "One often finds their destiny on the road taken to avoid it" - Master Ugway

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    1. Only Fo knows.

    2. If somebody alone in the forest has the clap, does anybody notice?
    A blind man searches in a dark room for a black hat that isn't there. Dashiell Hammett

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    A: only the trees notice!

    Q: will the turner homers ever give up?

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    A: Never

    Q: Do you understand the concept of the tooth fairy? If so please explain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Snakebite
    A: Never

    Q: Do you understand the concept of the tooth fairy? If so please explain.
    A: Yes, here in the UK it is designed to get children used to the concept of poor oral hygiene for later in life.

    Q: Now that it's free all over the internet (so Fo tells me), how do they make money out of pron? I've been practicing my Money Shot but if I'm not getting paid, I'm not going on film. Ain't nothin' goin' on but the rent.

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