24K Gold Mountain Bike on Sale for $1 Million | Mountain Bike Review
"Why did they make it? We're not quite sure. But the real question is who will buy it and will one of these ever get ridden on a trail."
Of course it's not the first time this has been done...
You won't get one of those in Halfords! World's most expensive bike is coated in 24-carat gold and has 600 Swarovski crystals... but will cost you £67,000 | Mail Online
But I'll give it a shot...
Will it be
a hip hop star?
or a fallen star?
the financial all-star?
no wait, I think I know....
a trail czar?