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    Paris Hilton Rides a Specialized


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    Its a Stumpy!
    Riding and loving it

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    Prolly learing to ride a bike in preparation for her car-lessness.

    BTW, "walk" would be the operative word. Not a sign of dust / dirt on the stanchions or tires.

    I refuse to comment on the reflectors, lack of helmet, sunglasses, or sequined tank. Oops, I just did...
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    That's funny. Same bike I got my wife for Christmas...

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    Wow, you mean she is not on an S-Works?! lol
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    Same bike as my wife. I can't imagine she will particularly please about that.

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    Hahaha thats funny, I feel sorry for that bike, it will never be ridden the way it wants...but who wouldn't want to be the saddle........lol
    [SIZE="3"]The secret to mountain biking is pretty simple. The slower you go the more likely it is you'll crash. ~Julie Furtado[/SIZE]

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    So, like, totally not hawt. I didn't think it was possible to find a way to make me sad about my new SXT, but you just did. Thanks
    I say we join the this media boycott of this useless ho...and in the vein I'll call ssc280 a wanker for pointing this out
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    Quote Originally Posted by kcavtca
    So, like, totally not hawt. I didn't think it was possible to find a way to make me sad about my new SXT, but you just did. Thanks
    I say we join the this media boycott of this useless ho...and in the vein I'll call ssc280 a wanker for pointing this out
    jk

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    Love seeing these kinds of shots. Not only is Paris hot, but for all her wealth, she can't choose the best bike available.

    It's still great for me to see asshats riding around NYC, using $4000 Specialized mtbs for their commuters to starbeans while wearing khaki pants and docksiders.

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    Love seeing these kinds of shots. Not only is Paris hot, but for all her wealth, she can't choose the best bike available.

    It's still great for me to see asshats riding around NYC, using $4000 Specialized mtbs for their commuters to starbeans while wearing khaki pants and docksiders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by [CrazyRick_11]
    So you don't want to be the saddle?.....
    Dirty....no way (because of her in particular). Being single, if I had enough liquor in me I might let her saddle up on me though.

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    Paris is hot.

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    a part of me just died... i just picked up my stumpy comp thursday... luckily hers is the girl version and mine is green...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerk_Chicken
    Paris is hot.
    um, I think you mean hawt - pay attention now...asshat

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    Quote Originally Posted by [CrazyRick_11]
    Hahaha thats funny, I feel sorry for that bike, it will never be ridden the way it wants...but who wouldn't want to be the saddle........lol
    Oh yeah... like having that bony ass riding you all day would be fun.

    On the other hand... I wonder what kind of bike Salma Hayek rides.

    I searched and searched and searched but couldn;t find a bike related photo.

    Perhaps I should search a little more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghosthound
    a part of me just died... i just picked up my stumpy comp thursday... luckily hers is the girl version and mine is green...
    Your bike is green with envy.
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    The best part is, shes already in Granny Gear and still walking her bike. Lol.

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    that seat needs to be burned

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    Its paris, still . Much better than the bush rides ... post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver
    Oh yeah... like having that bony ass riding you all day would be fun.

    On the other hand... I wonder what kind of bike Salma Hayek rides.

    I searched and searched and searched but couldn;t find a bike related photo.

    Perhaps I should search a little more.

    Agree Paris has a bony ass... The rich girl I want to see on a bike is Ivanka Trump

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    Quote Originally Posted by pipes10
    that seat needs to be burned
    Nah, just squirt some lemon juice on it.

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    I don't give a damn, that's hot, and I'd still hit it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jb8483
    I don't give a damn, that's hot, and I'd still hit it!
    Really? do you want your cack to fall off? Seriously, that bike probably has VD.

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    Hawt?
    Not!
    (of course her money might make you say she is)

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