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    Who would win?

    Nute Gunray vs Twikki from Buck Rodgers on ss: who would win?

    Scenario:
    Nute on a Karate, riding and trying to get away from the cops after stealing a thing of donuts...

    Twikki on a vertical dropout / ENO Trek 930, riding to catch up with the SUV swervin' fükker who gave him the finger for commuting on the shoulder.

    Both are riding on the same street...

    There's an old lady jaywalking the road, carrying a bag full of eggs.

    ...discuss
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    Nute would win, since Twikki would be nice enough to stop for the old lady.


    Quote Originally Posted by ernesto_from_Wisconsin
    Nute Gunray vs Twikki from Buck Rodgers on ss: who would win?

    Scenario:
    Nute on a Karate, riding and trying to get away from the cops after stealing a thing of donuts...

    Twikki on a vertical dropout / ENO Trek 930, riding to catch up with the SUV swervin' fükker who gave him the finger for commuting on the shoulder.

    Both are riding on the same street...

    There's an old lady jaywalking the road, carrying a bag full of eggs.

    ...discuss
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    ... and if we just ... Nute would win

    Quote Originally Posted by ernesto_from_Wisconsin
    Nute Gunray vs Twikki from Buck Rodgers on ss: who would win?

    Scenario:
    Nute on a Karate, riding and trying to get away from the cops after stealing a thing of donuts...

    Twikki on a vertical dropout / ENO Trek 930, riding to catch up with the SUV swervin' fükker who gave him the finger for commuting on the shoulder.

    Both are riding on the same street...

    There's an old lady jaywalking the road, carrying a bag full of eggs.

    ...discuss
    Nute would win, but noone would be able to understand the podium speach. "Tweaky" would never make it to the finish line, it would go sumptin like dis'

    BeDeBeDeDoobieDoobie.... oh, whatever! I am going home to wait for my ENO cranks, speaking of crank....

    put that in your "water pipe" and smoke it!
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    Twikki wins...

    no lactic acid.

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    Twiggy

    if Erin Gray was around. What teenage boy robot wouldn't muscle up to show off for her. Besides, i think i remember hearing something about them having a thing back in the day. I know she was tops for me back then.

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    Twikkis helmet is more, ahem.... aerodynamic.

    Nuff said.

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    I was told yesterday...........

    BeDeBeDeDoobieDoobie.... oh, whatever! I am going home to wait for my ENO cranks, speaking of crank....

    .....It will be a week and a half before they're ready to ship...... Is it true?...Ernesto???
    .....Anybody have a pic of the ENO cranks yet?????? I've got the Jones!!! Gonna pull the trigger soon!!!

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    Patience please

    Quote Originally Posted by DMFT
    BeDeBeDeDoobieDoobie.... oh, whatever! I am going home to wait for my ENO cranks, speaking of crank....

    .....It will be a week and a half before they're ready to ship...... Is it true?...Ernesto???
    .....Anybody have a pic of the ENO cranks yet?????? I've got the Jones!!! Gonna pull the trigger soon!!!
    yes, just be patient. I have a set but all the images are on my HD in my home office.
    Post pictures of the Jones, and other nasty goodies.

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    OOOOoooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................... .....

    Quote Originally Posted by ernesto_from_Wisconsin
    yes, just be patient. I have a set but all the images are on my HD in my home office.
    Post pictures of the Jones, and other nasty goodies.
    DOOOOODEEEEEEE! ! !
    You're K I L L I N ' M E ! ! ! ! !

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    neither

    scooby, shaggy and a van full of meddling kids would show up mid race and pull off twikkis head, which is really a mask, revealing Mr. Johnson, the owner of the textile plant down at the docks who would then be arrested for attempting to scare away locals to drive down the resale value of the competitions property while plotting to burn down his textile plant to collect the insurance. the donuts were just a ruse.

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    ... and if we just ... The new board search is a little wierd

    Quote Originally Posted by DMFT
    BeDeBeDeDoobieDoobie.... oh, whatever! I am going home to wait for my ENO cranks, speaking of crank....

    .....It will be a week and a half before they're ready to ship...... Is it true?...Ernesto???
    .....Anybody have a pic of the ENO cranks yet?????? I've got the Jones!!! Gonna pull the trigger soon!!!
    But I did manage to find the picture you seek by looking up all of ernesto's posts through his profile.

    Behold the power of Cheese..............


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    Y O U .........

    Quote Originally Posted by LakeRaven
    But I did manage to find the picture you seek by looking up all of ernesto's posts through his profile.

    Behold the power of Cheese..............


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    Need more info

    Is this Twikki with or without Dr. Theopolis up front? The big brain would undoubtedly contribute to a flawless race strategy, but his vulnerability to falling off on rocky terrain is a definite liability.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMFT
    ARE A G O D ! ! !
    ....I'm squeezin' the trigger on a Hub, Freewheel and Crankset Monday for the Chameleon!
    Beware the power of bling!
    I gotta roll, can't stand still, got a flame in my heart, can't get my fill.

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