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    Tension

    Some times, I feel like I am cast into tense situations.

    Like, the other day, I got yelled by some moron in a truck. That was tense - and the tension on my Land Shark was key.

    See, I use a Surly Tugnut on the drive side. Works well, and it opens bottles for beers. Yes, beers. Or anything else that uses that style of cap, like lava lamps, Mexican Coca Cola, or even Pepsi.

    But some times, I hate it when I wake up to a barking dog - a dog that's barking at nothing. Makes me get up all tense.

    Morning wood, that's tension, but in a different way.

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    What's the tension on your morning wood?


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    Please don't answer that question
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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob
    Please don't answer that question
    depends - if I have to pee, feels like someone put a little too much tension. Just a little too much that it is uncomfortable.

    Some times, as flaccid as a turkey booger.

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    That sir, is a wattle, not a booger.
    NFL will punish America for its sins with Katy Perry as the Super Bowl halftime show.

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