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    Spend my $15!

    I recently sold one of my squishy cat toys and now have $15 to play with. I have an aluminum SS but would like to dive into something realy nice. It's not often I have bike money like this to play with free and clear. I have most of the parts I need so I can throw all of the money into a chain or maybe a chain and a grip.

    Considerations right now are Shimano steel, SRAM steel or KMC steel. I could go with a ti Dean sticker or cheaper steel sticker and have money left over for a spork and King headset top cap.

    What do you think?

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    How about a 12 pack of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and a bag of pork skins!!
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    How about a 12 pack of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and a back of pork skins!!
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    If you can wait two months, there will be less expensive carbon options coming out this fall.

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    Good job!

    How about a 12 pack of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and a bag of pork skins!

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    A sixer of New Belgium Trippel, a box of gauze and some cloth tape
    Now with more vitriol!

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    interesting

    Quote Originally Posted by Godzilla
    A sixer of New Belgium Trippel, a box of gauze and some cloth tape
    so what I hear you all saying is - "Beer", not bike parts. I'm beginning to follow you....

    I knew you guys would come through!

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    Another two bucks will get you a subscription to Dirt Rag, but the beer might be nicer in the short run.

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    Wink

    Quote Originally Posted by xrmattaz
    How about a 12 pack of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and a bag of pork skins!
    Is "pork skins" new code for condoms?

    How about a 12 pack of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and a bag of pork skins!
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    Idea!

    Eighteen pak of Natural Ice beer and a big bag a Costco Turkey Jerky??

    Now we're talkin'. Money left over.

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    Bonking ... not feelin' well Lba

    Harriwood,

    I'm currently stuck in the Pentax LBA (Lens Buyers Anonymous or Addicted) club....so, if'n I had fifteen bucks, I'd peruse Ebay for some nice old NOS Pentax M lenses!

    Bought three this week....there goes the bike budget. AND......Curtis Inglis just emailed me. My wife's Retrotec is done in three mas weeks!!

    Can I borrow eight hundred?? Pleez.

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    i agree with vicarvizu...and can you really lose with either pork skins OR condoms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood
    I recently sold one of my squishy cat toys and now have $15 to play with. I have an aluminum SS but would like to dive into something realy nice. It's not often I have bike money like this to play with free and clear. I have most of the parts I need so I can throw all of the money into a chain or maybe a chain and a grip.

    Considerations right now are Shimano steel, SRAM steel or KMC steel. I could go with a ti Dean sticker or cheaper steel sticker and have money left over for a spork and King headset top cap.

    What do you think?


    A Dean sticker would be great, but they will tell you 6-8 weeks and it will take more like 9 months. They will tell you all kinds of stuff, too- the dies are cut, it's at the printer, etc.

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    WOW!!! A whole whopping fifteen bucks?!! SWEEETTT!!!

    That'll buy you something like one pint of lager here in NYC! Ask the bar wench nicely and you might even get one of those cardboard coasters to put your glass on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wetjett01
    i agree with vicarvizu...and can you really lose with either pork skins OR condoms?
    What's the difference????

    Hang on baby let me grab a pork skin
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    Did the cat get squished?

    If so, you need a spork and a Hello Kitty shower cap!

    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood
    I recently sold one of my squishy cat toys and now have $15 to play with. I have an aluminum SS but would like to dive into something realy nice. It's not often I have bike money like this to play with free and clear. I have most of the parts I need so I can throw all of the money into a chain or maybe a chain and a grip.

    Considerations right now are Shimano steel, SRAM steel or KMC steel. I could go with a ti Dean sticker or cheaper steel sticker and have money left over for a spork and King headset top cap.

    What do you think?

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    I'll play

    I like the beer suggestions. Maybe a case of PBR and two bags of pork rinds?

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    Sounds like beer...

    How about three bottles of Samiclaus!?
    Do a long hard ride, maybe that stupid WS ride in February, down one Samiclaus and try to remember something.
    Mmm!

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    save up another $30...

    and your in for a treat, a whole keg, thats around 15 gallons, or around 150 beers...enough to last an entire week!!! i wish costco sold kegs...

    seriously, buy some beer, drink it and look at your bike...

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    Go for the spork.

    For true, high-performance sporking you gotta go with Ti though: http://tinyurl.com/6q3p6

    Might even have enough left over for a beer.

    -Trevor

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    Good job! $15 ride report!

    well I took y'alls advice and went for beer and pork skins. The Sierra Nevadas were more challenging than I thought they'd be but got smoother the longer I stayed on them. By the end I was out of breath and my head was spinning. Good times.

    Here my bro John hooks me up with what the doctor(s) ordered
    <img src="http://gallery.mtbr.com/data/mtbr/500/234043IMG_4152.JPG"border=5>

    Good news and bad news. First the bad - unfortunately they only had six'ers, so I'll have to upgrade to a 12 pack later. The good news is that I had enough cash leftover to score the latest Juggs mag and a box of condoms!
    <img src="http://gallery.mtbr.com/data/mtbr/500/234043IMG_4150.JPG"border=5>

    Do I know how to party or what? Y'all come out to L.A....this is how we kick it, alley style.
    <img src="http://gallery.mtbr.com/data/mtbr/500/234043IMG_4151.JPG"border=5>

    God it's gonna be a great night...I can feel it.
    <img src="http://gallery.mtbr.com/data/mtbr/500/234043IMG_4154.JPG"border=5>

    EDIT: scratch that, these things are huge. It's like when I tried my dad's sportcoat on as a kid. I'm taking my beer buzz to bed, watching The Daily Show and calling it a NIGHT! Thanks again for your help.
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    U da man

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    I can see I'm too late to give you the key to financial freedom, but next time you amass a small fortune like 15 american dollars, I highly recommend you invest the whole wad into scratch off lottery tickets. Next thing you know you'll be sitting on a beach in Hawaii.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gpsser
    What's the difference????

    Hang on baby let me grab a pork skin
    in this case, i think you mean porker skins..........
    hey - how many PBR's can you buy with 15 bucks? 36?

    quantity over quality i always say.....

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    Another HW Classic

    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood
    well I took y'alls advice and went for beer and pork skins. The Sierra Nevadas were more challenging than I thought they'd be but got smoother the longer I stayed on them. By the end I was out of breath and my head was spinning. Good times.
    .

    I didn't see that coming. I'm sitting here with a spliting side ache. My laughing woke my non-morning wife. Very nice. You are the man.
    .

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    I'm broke. Send me your 2 leftover magnums, pretty please? My then unborn child will thank you! :-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood
    It's like when I tried my dad's sportcoat on as a kid.
    Great simile! On the other hand, if you get the peewee jimmys, it's like trying to fit into your confirmation sportcoat for a graduation party. You can get it on, but it's tight, uncomfortable, and certainly limits movement to the point where you just take it off and hang it on a chairback.

    You should subscribe to Juggs, you save a lot that way.
    Only boring people get bored.

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    ... and if we just ... Look what 'cha did now HW

    Now I need to run down to the corner store, get my own "Jugs" mag, got the beer in the fridge, don't need the condoms but the pork rinds I want Junko to try. I don't think she has ever seen that product before (never in Japan), so the experiment starts!! I just hope the 350lbs hotty behind the counter does'nt get the wrong impression and ask for my number.

    Rob

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    Son of a motherless goat....

    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood
    I recently sold one of my squishy cat toys and now have $15 to play with. I have an aluminum SS but would like to dive into something realy nice. It's not often I have bike money like this to play with free and clear. I have most of the parts I need so I can throw all of the money into a chain or maybe a chain and a grip.

    Considerations right now are Shimano steel, SRAM steel or KMC steel. I could go with a ti Dean sticker or cheaper steel sticker and have money left over for a spork and King headset top cap.

    What do you think?
    My man, the next time you find yourself with such a financial windfall, I suggest going high class:

    - Astroglide
    - Penthouse <b>and </b> Penthouse Letters
    - A sixer of PBR to put yourself in the mood
    - An indivual pack of tissue for your issue

    You're welcome.

    Ken

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    One more thing....

    Quote Originally Posted by Ken in KC
    My man, the next time you find yourself with such a financial windfall, I suggest going high class:

    - Astroglide
    - Penthouse <b>and </b> Penthouse Letters
    - A sixer of PBR to put yourself in the mood
    - An indivual pack of tissue for your issue

    You're welcome.

    Ken
    You can pick up a ultrlightweight spork at your local KFC for free.

    Again, you're welcome.

    Ken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood
    Do I know how to party or what? Y'all come out to L.A....this is how we kick it, alley style.
    <img src="http://gallery.mtbr.com/data/mtbr/500/234043IMG_4151.JPG"border=5>
    That's a classy move Hollywood, when the budget won't stretch to hookers and coke some porn and a sixer has to be the next best option.

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    Dude - you got raped on that Juggs magazine, in my hands, that'd prove more effective birth control than 10 boxes of condoms.

    Next time, spend $13 of your fortune on Hustler's "Barely Legal", the balance on a bottle of Mogan Davis' finest...
    Now with more vitriol!

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    I haven't been using condoms for Juggs-inspired self-lovin'. Have I been playing with fire? Are there STD's out there in this crazy world that you can contract from yourself? I'm terribly frightened and really wish I hadn't left the safety of my home today. If I can't trust Palmela Handerson, whom can I trust?

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    Is this pu$$y abuse?

    What happended to your cat? Did you trade the Humane Society for High Society??

    Great post and pics. Too bad about the size issue; at least you are honest. Sounds like you may be a candidate for a custom builder...

    Hope your pu$$y cat is still doing well. Don't sell off her favorite toy! Remember, that is one pu$$y that won't ever do you wrong (unless you stop feeding her and sell off all her toys in exchange for liquor and porn!).

    GG
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