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    Spend My $1.50

    So I was driving down the highway this afternoon and I dropped my just opened PBR. As I reached for it, my oafish fingers knocked it under my seat. At this point I'm more pissed off than any of the drivers in the 4 lanes I'm swaying between since beer is spilling under my seat.

    Finally, I manage to grab the now 1/2 full can and as luck would have it, a wadded up $1 bill came out with it. As I reached in to my glovebox to find something to soak up the spilled beer, I found two corroded and greenish quarters at the bottom of the box.

    So I'm considerably more flush than I was this morning and I need your help spending my newfound wealth.

    Any thoughts?

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    With a buck fifty you could probably buy that copy of Juggs from Hollywood, once he's, err, finished with it

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    Buy a Bic and a noteblocks and write poems and songs about life. From the leftover sheets, you can fold a nice hat to put on the ground in front of you as you sing and read your writings in the local mall.
    Stop when you've collected $50 and get a crappy guitar. Now the money flows should speed up a bit. You'll soon have a real hat to use, and one on your head for the sun. You'll get thirsty singing, so get some beers. Sign some more, raise more cash, and start sharing beers with fellow musicians. Form a group and conquer the world, on your bikes. Guitars can be made into pretty good camelbaks.

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    lucky for you, post divey bars in the KC area charge $1.50 for a brand spankin' new PBR! so ride your noble steed (that beatiful retrotec of yours that is ironically painted like a high-class guiness, when you should have thought about a red and blue PBR pattern), get yourself a frosty brew, and cry a lot. crying seems like a good thing to do while drinking a PBR.

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    Invest 34 cents in a mid cap mutual fund. Invest 51 cents in municipal bonds and keep the rest in cash for liqidity. Wait....another plan....better plan.....buy a scratch off lottery ticket and a couple of day old donuts. Eat one donut and then scratch the lottery ticket. If you win, celebrate by making sweet love to the other donut.....if you lose, drown your sorrows by making sweet love to the other donut.

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    Buy a Bic and a noteblocks and write poems and songs about life. From the leftover sheets, you can fold a nice hat to put on the ground in front of you as you sing and read your writings in the local mall.
    Lmao

    Expand your poetic skills and seek truth. With $1.50.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken in KC
    So I was driving down the highway this afternoon and I dropped my just opened PBR. As I reached for it, my oafish fingers knocked it under my seat. At this point I'm more pissed off than any of the drivers in the 4 lanes I'm swaying between since beer is spilling under my seat.

    Finally, I manage to grab the now 1/2 full can and as luck would have it, a wadded up $1 bill came out with it. As I reached in to my glovebox to find something to soak up the spilled beer, I found two corroded and greenish quarters at the bottom of the box.

    So I'm considerably more flush than I was this morning and I need your help spending my newfound wealth.

    Any thoughts?

    I'd put it in a fund for your soon to be needed reputable DWI attorney.

    I hope you were over the State Line in Missouri...
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    ride your bike over to mexico and live like a king for a day.
    Quite possibly the slowest single speeder on earth.
    Now skating 'cause its cheaper.

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    $85.26 Over My Budget

    Well I blew through my $1.50 a lot quicker than I thought. 150 big ones (pennies, that is) just doesn't seem to go as far these days.

    Yesterday, I became the proud owner of a home made kegerator. So I spent $86.76 on a keg o beer putting me a little over budget. That's why I don't have any fancy pictures like Hollywood and I couldn't afford the porn or condoms. Just beer.

    But I can still use your help. I stopped collecting stickers several years ago. In fact, I've pretty much given them all away except a Fruita, Over the Edge and one Surly sticker. The fridge is bare white. So I guess I'm in search of Fridge worthy stickers.

    Ken

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    help a whigga out

    well I was gonna send you my 2 remaining Magnums for $1.50 but they *accidentally* fell out of my wallet while in line at Target. Who knew it was a such great way to meet new friends?

    I can probably help out on the 'fridge sticker mission. I've got a couple pages from Juggs that will slap right onto that bad boy.

    My purple pedals sold for $86. I'm rich, b!tch! So if you need a couple Washingtons thrown in with the decals, holla atcha boy.

    PM me an addy.

    peace out
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    I have a few Race Face stickers. Can I email them to you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LakeRaven
    Invest 34 cents in a mid cap mutual fund. Invest 51 cents in municipal bonds and keep the rest in cash for liqidity. Wait....another plan....better plan.....buy a scratch off lottery ticket and a couple of day old donuts. Eat one donut and then scratch the lottery ticket. If you win, celebrate by making sweet love to the other donut.....if you lose, drown your sorrows by making sweet love to the other donut.
    get a warm jelly-filled donut. but not too warm. if it's cold, microwave it for a few seconds. sweet sweet lovin.
    Only boring people get bored.

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    sticker? Never knew 'er.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ken in KC
    So I guess I'm in search of Fridge worthy stickers.
    I just hooked your white ass UP.

    damn.
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    Nope....

    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Crash
    I'd put it in a fund for your soon to be needed reputable DWI attorney.

    I hope you were over the State Line in Missouri...
    What a waste of money. I was in a School Zone next to a church. So I had the Safety Patrol and God looking out for me.

    Ken

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    That would be great!

    Quote Originally Posted by K'Endo
    I have a few Race Face stickers. Can I email them to you?

    Kn.
    Speaking of email, did you ever get the one I sent you regarding my friend?

    Ken

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    Sugh Wheat! Clarification...

    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood
    I just hooked your white ass UP.

    damn.
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    I sunbathe nude, so my ass has a nice golden hue. Except when I'm in heat and present myself. Then it's an inflamed red. And it's a little hairy.

    Thank you, my friend.

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    Fridge stickers

    Quote Originally Posted by Ken in KC
    Well I blew through my $1.50 a lot quicker than I thought. 150 big ones (pennies, that is) just doesn't seem to go as far these days.

    Yesterday, I became the proud owner of a home made kegerator. So I spent $86.76 on a keg o beer putting me a little over budget. That's why I don't have any fancy pictures like Hollywood and I couldn't afford the porn or condoms. Just beer.

    But I can still use your help. I stopped collecting stickers several years ago. In fact, I've pretty much given them all away except a Fruita, Over the Edge and one Surly sticker. The fridge is bare white. So I guess I'm in search of Fridge worthy stickers.

    Ken
    I may still have a couple of bumper stickers that might suffice one says:

    Don't Drink and Drive

    you may hit a bump and spill your beer....

    (I thought this one to be very appropriate given your original post)

    and another that says:

    And on the eighth day, God created The Who

    They're yours for the price of postage, which should be about $1.50

    PM me for details.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken in KC
    I've pretty much given them all away except a Fruita, Over the Edge and one Surly sticker.
    Well, I guess I can't help you then. Although there might be some OTE sitckers that you don't have...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken in KC
    I sunbathe nude, so my ass has a nice golden hue. Except when I'm in heat and present myself. Then it's an inflamed red. And it's a little hairy.

    Thank you, my friend.

    Ken
    awww dude, totally had a visual....
    (william shatner impression activated) MUST.....NOT.... THINK OF...... KENS.......RED.....HAIRY........ASS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken in KC
    I sunbathe nude, so my ass has a nice golden hue. Except when I'm in heat and present myself. Then it's an inflamed red. And it's a little hairy.

    Thank you, my friend.

    Ken
    Outstanding. The first MTBR thread worth reading in the past 6 months. Carry on.

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    um...OK...

    I think I wish I hadn't read that, yet it was funny enough....

    Anyway, I might be able round up a New Belgium sticker or two.

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    Excellent...

    Quote Originally Posted by screampint
    um...OK...

    I think I wish I hadn't read that, yet it was funny enough....

    Anyway, I might be able round up a New Belgium sticker or two.
    Any new or different OTE stickers will go on there as well.

    Ken

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    I would need to know which ones you already have.

    New ones are the Nap Dynomite bass one, dancing 10 year anniv. one, hmmm... I'll have to check on others, too, but the bass one is a must have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jh_on_the_cape
    get a warm jelly-filled donut. but not too warm. if it's cold, microwave it for a few seconds. sweet sweet lovin.
    I heard that donut love is illeagal in KC.

    Anyway I have an old "Vans Off the Wall" sticker. I think LakeRaven still has some QQQQ stickers left, but I think he's back packing with Lama's this week.
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    Well....

    Quote Originally Posted by screampint
    I would need to know which ones you already have.

    New ones are the Nap Dynomite bass one, dancing 10 year anniv. one, hmmm... I'll have to check on others, too, but the bass one is a must have.
    I have an FU and an OTE bike decal. I had a bass one but I sort of took that off the chest of some fine young lady at the FFTF (it wasn't you, was it?). The sticker, like me, wasn't in very good condition after the parties, so it went the way of the dinosaurs.

    Ken

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