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    the lube and the dog

    So I am in the basement, reworking on a bike and I lost sight of Sammy...I hear him licking something. It has been a while since I've had a dog.

    I find him licking a bottle of Ernesto Lube...I looked, shrugged my shoulders, and continued working on the bike. He looked at me, and kept on licking the bottle remnants. No worries.

    Makes his coat shinier.

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    Let us know how his next **** looks.

    Once I ate too much bacon... I started peeing out my butt... for hours.

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    Drinking the Slick_Juice
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    that wasnt pee, it was all the grease from the bacon!
    "If women don't find handsome , they should at least find you handy."-Red Green

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    no sh*t.
    everything sucks but my vacuum cleaner.

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    he pooped a rainbow, a map of Nebraska, and some cheetos.

    He's ok. Nothing different about his poo

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    my mutt has always been a fan of the balogna strings in the garbage.... go ahead and get a visual of thosse dingleberrys

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    those are Rollercams...
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    Mine has an afinity for crayons, his most recent "snack" was a brand new Crayola 64 Box.
    Talk about rainbow poops

    Truly a wealth of useless information.


    http://blackdogadventureteam.blogspot.com/

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    Never fails to get a laugh from Ernesto on Monday!

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    Drinking the Slick_Juice
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    so thats where cheetos come from!
    dont u say it fish!
    "If women don't find handsome , they should at least find you handy."-Red Green

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishcreek
    no sh*t.
    He said that. It was all pee

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    more like kfc gravy.
    everything sucks but my vacuum cleaner.

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