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    Bodily injury

    So I'm sitting here and the scabs on my shins are itching like no other. The only drawback is that when I scratch them, my entire shin actually does this funny bone numb thing. I was just wondering if nerve damage was common to this area, and if even possible.....is it cause for worry?
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    what he meant was 'greaser' types, most likely performing choreographed musical outakes which somehow degrade dirt jumps...

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    what happened? poisen oak? I hate that stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by madmax
    what happened? poisen oak? I hate that stuff
    I knew I left something out.

    I Have been playing with my little pallet ramp thing and just cant get the idea through my head that shin guards are a good idea.



    Any idea on how the backyard should look, I was thinking roses...but I donno.... Oh...I mean....do I have nerve damage in my shin from breaking it open and looking in the sweet sweet insides?
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    what he meant was 'greaser' types, most likely performing choreographed musical outakes which somehow degrade dirt jumps...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gramatica
    So I'm sitting here and the scabs on my shins are itching like no other. The only drawback is that when I scratch them, my entire shin actually does this funny bone numb thing. I was just wondering if nerve damage was common to this area, and if even possible.....is it cause for worry?
    Nope, not a problem. Just clean regularly with rubbing alcohol and steel wool.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 006_007
    Nope, not a problem. Just clean regularly with rubbing alcohol and steel wool.

    ouch, that would hurt
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    Quote Originally Posted by madmax
    ouch, that would hurt
    A sadistic bastard I am

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    Quote Originally Posted by 006_007
    A sadistic bastard I am
    when my dad gets it bad, he takes a shower, scratches it till it bleeds, and pours rubbing alchohol on it. its crazy, and all around my house.
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    You're phucked. Amputation from the knee down is imminent.

    Can I have your shinbone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by eo
    You're phucked. Amputation from the knee down is imminent.

    Can I have your shinbone?
    Only if you use it for arrowheads to place atop mighty trek-management-killing arrows thus raining fire down on the slayers of my nerves.
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    what he meant was 'greaser' types, most likely performing choreographed musical outakes which somehow degrade dirt jumps...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gramatica
    So I'm sitting here and the scabs on my shins are itching like no other. The only drawback is that when I scratch them, my entire shin actually does this funny bone numb thing. I was just wondering if nerve damage was common to this area, and if even possible.....is it cause for worry?
    hurry up and get yourself to the kitchen. get the sharpest knife you have.

    cut off the whole lower leg. it's gangrene. you're gonna die if you don't cut it off.

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    Any more sarcasm and I'm going to blow my brains out.....you all happy with that...me dieing....yes!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zedro
    what he meant was 'greaser' types, most likely performing choreographed musical outakes which somehow degrade dirt jumps...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gramatica
    Only if you use it for arrowheads to place atop mighty trek-management-killing arrows thus raining fire down on the slayers of my nerves.
    Southern Voodoo home remedy for your ailing shinbone:

    Things you need:

    1 pound hog fat (fresh)
    some mud (Southern red clay preferred)
    1 chicken neck (raw)
    some dung (source doesn't matter - cow, sheep, or your own)
    2 slices moldy bread (blue mold is better)
    6 ounces pine tar
    1 possum slpeen
    1 burlap sack
    1 clothes pin
    1 of those little fuzzy headed troll dolls (green hair is better)

    Combine all ingredients except troll doll and clothes pin into burlap sack, shake well, place in a cool dank place for 1 day. Smell to check ripeness.

    This is called a POLTICE.
    Place clothes pin on nose and said poltice on shin bone. Place troll doll on top of poltice. Apply until feeling comes back.

    *Singing the Battle Hym of the Republic during application may increase effectiveness.
    "Korash your enemiez, zee zem driven bevore you, and ear ze lamentation of za vemen"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gramatica
    Any more sarcasm and I'm going to blow my brains out.....you all happy with that...me dieing....yes!?

    Put said brains in burlap sack, shake and place on shin bone.............

    "Korash your enemiez, zee zem driven bevore you, and ear ze lamentation of za vemen"

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    Quote Originally Posted by eo
    Put said brains in burlap sack, shake and place on shin bone.............


    Indeed good sir..... retort well taken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zedro
    what he meant was 'greaser' types, most likely performing choreographed musical outakes which somehow degrade dirt jumps...

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    Well, we need to know....

    did th' plotice work???? You can't just toss out some backwood cajun, hog-funk recipe & leave everybody hangin'!!! I mean Dang, what if I had already got all of that crap together & was ready to put it on my shin?? Dang this crap smells awefull!!!! You can't jus' leave people hangin'....YUCK!! I gotta find somewhere to bury this crap before my wife smells it.

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    And I Andrew McArdle am the new punch line of the fourm. I would like to thank my personal trainer, my mom and dad for always being there, and george....yes you, man take a bow!

    Screw you all for laughing....I will exact my revenge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zedro
    what he meant was 'greaser' types, most likely performing choreographed musical outakes which somehow degrade dirt jumps...

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    Quote Originally Posted by man w/ one hand
    did th' plotice work???? You can't just toss out some backwood cajun, hog-funk recipe & leave everybody hangin'!!! I mean Dang, what if I had already got all of that crap together & was ready to put it on my shin?? Dang this crap smells awefull!!!! You can't jus' leave people hangin'....YUCK!! I gotta find somewhere to bury this crap before my wife smells it.
    After puttin' that poltice on your leg, you might have to change your handle to "Man w/ one hand & leg".
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    i think youd die if you saw me and my mates backyards...

    hypocondriac city folk...
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    everybody was dressed nice...I had shorts, Rogue T-shirt and sandles

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    Quote Originally Posted by BJ-
    i think youd die if you saw me and my mates backyards...

    hypocondriac city folk...
    Hypochondriac?..... Hypochondriac?!? lol....I'm opening my shins to the point where I can poke things that are not soft. The only reason I think it might be bad is because I do not stop when I get a monster hole in them.....I just happen to slip off my pedals time after time.

    Granted if you wanted to accuse me of anything....make it a noob. I'm doing 3-4 some 5' drops right now on my little trek. Ever since my head injury episode thing this man has been really lazy, so building jumps anywhere is a large task. As of now I'm just stacking the stones from our retaining wall project in progress, pile up some pallets and just drop off the side.....I'm a noob, but when it comes to freaking about what I'm doing .... I leave that to someone else.

    (ps. Also a member of the "Hit by Truck to Have Both Legs Broken, and Lots of Blood in the Kidneys" club. ... umm.... HTHBLBLBK club. I think I'm on to something.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zedro
    what he meant was 'greaser' types, most likely performing choreographed musical outakes which somehow degrade dirt jumps...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gramatica
    Hypochondriac?..... Hypochondriac?!? lol....I'm opening my shins to the point where I can poke things that are not soft. The only reason I think it might be bad is because I do not stop when I get a monster hole in them.....I just happen to slip off my pedals time after time.

    Granted if you wanted to accuse me of anything....make it a noob. I'm doing 3-4 some 5' drops right now on my little trek. Ever since my head injury episode thing this man has been really lazy, so building jumps anywhere is a large task. As of now I'm just stacking the stones from our retaining wall project in progress, pile up some pallets and just drop off the side.....I'm a noob, but when it comes to freaking about what I'm doing .... I leave that to someone else.

    (ps. Also a member of the "Hit by Truck to Have Both Legs Broken, and Lots of Blood in the Kidneys" club. ... umm.... HTHBLBLBK club. I think I'm on to something.)
    (laughing)

    im just messin with you dude...

    lazy/useless city folk...
    Quote Originally Posted by Bob
    everybody was dressed nice...I had shorts, Rogue T-shirt and sandles

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    Quote Originally Posted by BJ-
    (laughing)

    im just messin with you dude...

    lazy/useless city folk...
    I knew you were....but man....gotta hold up my rep of a hard ass.

    Lazy/useless....well...thats about right.

    EDIT: ha...I do have a correction....lazy/useless suburban folk....He|| yea.
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    what he meant was 'greaser' types, most likely performing choreographed musical outakes which somehow degrade dirt jumps...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gramatica
    I knew you were....but man....gotta hold up my rep of a hard ass.

    Lazy/useless....well...thats about right.

    EDIT: ha...I do have a correction....lazy/useless suburban folk....He|| yea.
    city...suburban...your all the same...both dont know which end of a shovel goes in the ground or the meaing of the word work...

    (laughing)

    anyways good luck with that little scratch of yours...

    (hope u get better dude)
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    VASOLINE those sucky, itchy, scabs

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    VASOLINE those sucky, itchy, scabs
    That would mean I have to get up.

    Quote Originally Posted by BJ
    city...suburban...your all the same...both dont know which end of a shovel goes in the ground or the meaing of the word work...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zedro
    what he meant was 'greaser' types, most likely performing choreographed musical outakes which somehow degrade dirt jumps...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gramatica
    That would mean I have to get up.
    im sure you got vasoline some where near yoru computer
    haha sorry you've taken enough in this thread i jsut couldnt pass it up

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