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    will waring red speedos or pink speedos make me ride faster

    will waring red or pink speedos make me ride faster, or should i wear just standard red undies, or even my girlfriends red panties to make me go faster, any thoughts, cheers from oz. p.s, any other colours for underpants that make you go faster ? i need every edge i can get..... no silly answers please........

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    Go away troll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roadie scum View Post
    Go away troll.
    roadie scum , thats not very nice, you sound like a bit of a hero....... im just askin a question, do you have to be so rude ??

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    why wear either if you are going that route, be one with nature.
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    never tried anything new..... Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's L'axeman View Post
    will waring red or pink speedos make me ride faster, or should i wear just standard red undies, or even my girlfriends red panties to make me go faster, any thoughts, cheers from oz. p.s, any other colours for underpants that make you go faster ? i need every edge i can get..... no silly answers please........
    Real bikers don't wear undies

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    i guess i'm confused as to why a neuter would even need underwear...


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    Tightie whities FTW

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    That's all in your head... Like ceramic bearings
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Christ, now there is music in this thread.

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    Borrowed this but appropriate I think.
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    The ridiculousness of cycling clothes increase exponentially in relation to the distance from your bicycle.

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    anyone i have ever raced that was wearing a) wig, b) girls undergarments, c) snow white dress...or sporting copious amounts of pink (that was a dude)....has smoked the holy hell out of the field.

    just so ya know

    this also includes scantily clad superheroes....

    Barry Wicks in yellow took 3rd and Carl Decker in black took 1st at SSWC08



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    A group in Germany is still finalizing the results, but it looks like a hot pink man-kini will make you 14% faster.

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    Of course, I ride way faster since adding red bars.

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    War whatever you want!!
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    Sometimes you guys really cheese me off. This guy is obviously a noob asking a really silly question. For cryin' out loud, try to be accepting and supportive of the new guys. So...red...obviously.
    I don't rattle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by .WestCoastHucker. View Post
    i guess i'm confused as to why a neuter would even need underwear...
    Because he's still got an ***hole; or in this case, maybe two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Christ, now there is music in this thread.
    yes enter circus music here, but i like to ride to 'sexual healing', 'wind beneath my wings' or any celine dion or micheal Bolten.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berkeley Mike View Post
    Sometimes you guys really cheese me off. This guy is obviously a noob asking a really silly question. For cryin' out loud, try to be accepting and supportive of the new guys. So...red...obviously.
    BERKO, YOUR A GENTLEMAN N SCHOLAR, n thanks for the red answer, i race with a cape n a pink n black mexican wrestling mask aswell, which has lil wings above the ears for better aero dynamics, yes they work !!! i have free balled before, but got warned that some thing must be warn round the tackle..... ive ridden with my ladies underware on, n whilst it has great aero dynamics, other competitors try n steal them off me during n after the races... so any other tips would be greatly appreciated , cheers mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herger View Post
    Because he's still got an ***hole; or in this case, maybe two.
    herger i heard your well known for your 3 holes, is that why they call you Herger the wet Burger..... cheers burger man, some of your best work.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by .WestCoastHucker. View Post
    i guess i'm confused as to why a neuter would even need underwear...
    Hucker, youd have to ask you boy friend about the in n outs of neuters champ, i heard you were a bit of a unicorn milker, you go boy.......

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    Red, but only if you have the matching socks.

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    can one of you serious world champions post me the link where it says you cant have a laugh n take a bit of piss on here ????? throw a thousand of your lil red dots at me, water off a ducks back, but the funny thing is the lil tough comments some of you leave after them, one of u said '' isnt neg rep fun ?"" champion get a life hero, ill take those lil red dots with pride , i aint no ass kisser, n i love a laugh , nothin wrong with bein a joker, n i dont define my worth in life by how many lil green dots i got after my name on a forum, so to the serious heros out there keep em rollin if it makes you feel cool, ill ware em as a badge of honour, n to the guys that like a laugh n were gentlemen with my blog, that dont take em selves to seriously, cheers n thanks guys, just the few of you have made it worth puttin the blog up, cheers.......love to see you in oz, we actually like a laugh, we take the piss, we make fun of ourselves, happy days........

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    Quote Originally Posted by .WestCoastHucker. View Post
    i guess i'm confused as to why a neuter would even need underwear...
    ya think?

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