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    Will smoking weed make you a slow runner?

    my friend smoked cigarettes every day, at least half a carton a day for 2 years. played lots of sports. he's still good. but i think it depends in how good in shape u are, you will slow down a bit
    weed since they claim makes u hungry, which could make you fat if u r not active.
    and when u become fat ppl become prejudice and stop talking to fat people
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    Well obviously you smoke it because that made no sense.

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    Not only will every person who smokes weed become a slow runner, but they will also die.

    Eventually.

    Just like everyone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ricky2020
    my friend smoked cigarettes every day, at least half a carton a day for 2 years.
    Five packs a day?

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    Ricky , this is your Probation Officer , I need you to come in and see me A.S.A.P.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mae7
    Well obviously you smoke it because that made no sense.
    LOL on top of the other threads he posted = WTF?!?!

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    Smoking weed and running?
    Do you realize that this is a beer forum on a mountain biking website?
    Go troll somewhere else.

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    Five packs a day?
    If he sleeps for 6 hours a day

    Thats 5 and a half cigarettes an hour

    Roughly one every 10 mins.


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    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    I'm a balding middle-aged white guy, less than two years away from my AARP membership. I cannot remember the last time a doper was able to out-run me.

    I should probably Tase more of the ones that try, but it's pretty freekin' funny to just pace them and let them run themselves out until they collapse, gasping for air and puking on the pavement.

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    It does apparently make people stupid. This is the beer forum...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RIS
    I'm a balding middle-aged white guy, less than two years away from my AARP membership. I cannot remember the last time a doper was able to out-run me.

    I should probably Tase more of the ones that try, but it's pretty freekin' funny to just pace them and let them run themselves out until they collapse, gasping for air and puking on the pavement.
    "doper"?
    You are an ASS - you really "should probably Tase more of the ones that try"???

    BTW, let's see you keep up in a swimming pool w/ Michael Phelps or on the slopes w/ Ross Rebagliati or on the gridiron w/ Randy Moss...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RIS
    It does apparently make people stupid. This is the beer forum...
    Alcohol kills brain cells genius
    Pot does not.

    It's great that we have a forum dedicated to a CNS depressant, but posting about weed* on it does not make one stupid. (*Not a CNS depressant BTW)

    If you want to talk about posting in the "wrong" forum - go over to 29er; where people ask what bars, saddle, pedals, etc are best...
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by RIS
    I'm a balding middle-aged white guy, less than two years away from my AARP membership. I cannot remember the last time a doper was able to out-run me.

    I should probably Tase more of the ones that try, but it's pretty freekin' funny to just pace them and let them run themselves out until they collapse, gasping for air and puking on the pavement.
    I'm sure you've never been able to compete against Michael Phelps, but he is both a "doper" and the fastest motherf@cker in the world. And before you accuse me of being too stoned to post MTB related content, you already responded about your own running potential which is unrelated to both beer and MTB.

    *edit- sorry highdell I didn't see your nod to Phelps.
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    Don't forget Lance , one fast MFer that may be a doper .

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    Apparently, hiding from the real world through the lifetime pursuit of the intellectual vacuum of academia doesn't help (Dell) either.

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    ...and speaking of the intellectual vacuum of academia, I just got a conviction on a 20-something year old druggie who was using his position as a school teacher to "coach" young people on how to fake invisible "ailments" that would qualify them for a medicinal marijuana card.

    His drug conviction is going to cost him his career as a teacher, we're going to get his medicinal marijuana card revoked, and if we can catch him with dope again before his probation runs out, it will be a different kind of fattie that he'll be "smoking" while he's in jail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RIS
    Apparently, hiding from the real world through the lifetime pursuit of the intellectual vacuum of academia doesn't help (Dell) either.
    HEY DON"T YOU MAKE FUN OF DOPERS! They're gonna organize and come get you! Nahh f*ck it that would take too much effort and strangely they don't seem to have alot of motivation. (Besides for internet b*tching)

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    Just run to Taco Bell instead of driving (which you shouldn't do high anyway) and you'll stay fit!

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    Let's not be too hard on Dell. He has suffered a great deal of emotional traume, as a result of some life issues that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I may make a little sport of him at times, but in all seriousness, I have a great deal of compassion for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RIS
    ...and speaking of the intellectual vacuum of academia, I just got a conviction on a 20-something year old druggie who was using his position as a school teacher to "coach" young people on how to fake invisible "ailments" that would qualify them for a medicinal marijuana card.

    His drug conviction is going to cost him his career as a teacher, we're going to get his medicinal marijuana card revoked, and if we can catch him with dope again before his probation runs out, it will be a different kind of fattie that he'll be "smoking" while he's in jail.
    Pat yourself on the back Kirk P, another "offense" in the bag. You are very important - you've ruined another life for a retarded, minor offense. Meanwhile you can drink your fukking Abyss piss with a smug smile on your face I know you're an idiot, but most others know that the 'war on drugs' is a pathetic waste of money. Unfortunately, the Reeps still cling to the misguided prose of Nancy Reagan. States are bankrupting themselves on this useless pursuit, housing so called criminals who have done nothing more than lit a dried plant on fire and inhaled it, whilst pedophiles, rapists, and wife beaters get 5 to 10, out on parole in 2 for their offenses, Nice work champ!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wbmason55
    Pat yourself on the back Kirk P, another "offense" in the bag. You are very important - you've ruined another life for a retarded, minor offense. Meanwhile you can drink your fukking Abyss piss with a smug smile on your face I know you're an idiot, but most others know that the 'war on drugs' is a pathetic waste of money. Unfortunately, the Reeps still cling to the misguided prose of Nancy Reagan. States are bankrupting themselves on this useless pursuit, housing so called criminals who have done nothing more than lit a dried plant on fire and inhaled it, whilst pedophiles, rapists, and wife beaters get 5 to 10, out on parole in 2 for their offenses, Nice work champ!!!!
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
    Alcohol kills brain cells genius
    Pot does not.I
    Actually, drinking alcohol does not kill brain cells either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RIS
    Apparently, hiding from the real world through the lifetime pursuit of the intellectual vacuum of academia doesn't help (Dell) either.
    WTF is that supposed to mean?
    I'm hiding from the real world?
    It's taking quite a while AFTER serving my country and 'topping out' pay-wise in the previous art 'career' to get my Masters degree whilst barely scraping by and after recovering from being homeless (3.68 GPA BTW) - so fukkin what if it's a "lifetime" - Sure, I'd like do be done with it, raking in all kinds of cash with my pretty little drawings and ready to retire...
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canaan
    Actually, drinking alcohol does not kill brain cells either.
    drinking "enough" sure does - it kills ALL of them
    and yes, it does too "kill" - more so, damage, brain cells - it is a poison - this is besides the point however.
    In fact, I'm killing some right now with some SNPA
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
    drinking "enough" sure does - it kills ALL of them
    and yes, it does too kill brain cells - it is a poison
    No, you're wrong; it doesn't. But that piece of news should make everyone on this thread happy. Cheers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
    FWIW - I have never smoked a drag of gang in my life. ..I like beer, but feel fo my brothras

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canaan
    No, you're wrong; it doesn't. But that piece of news should make everyone on this thread happy. Cheers.
    At what part am I wrong? -
    Yes, I said "alcohol kills brain cell genius" to a someone who makes blanket statements all the time in regards to MJ smokers and was saying someone was stupid for posting in a beer forum.
    My (overblown) point is/was that MJ is FAAAR less detrimental to your health than even beer(alcohol) and that it surely can make one 'stupider'.

    Also, the "quote" you quoted was not the one I amended - likely, it was from the e-mail notification that you received.
    I know the effects of all kinds of substances on your body - and the last thing I want to do is spread misinformation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RIS
    ...and speaking of the intellectual vacuum of academia, I just got a conviction on a 20-something year old druggie who was using his position as a school teacher to "coach" young people on how to fake invisible "ailments" that would qualify them for a medicinal marijuana card.

    His drug conviction is going to cost him his career as a teacher, we're going to get his medicinal marijuana card revoked, and if we can catch him with dope again before his probation runs out, it will be a different kind of fattie that he'll be "smoking" while he's in jail.

    and for doing that, you're truley making the world a better place
    i feel safer already, knowing this criminal is not going to be teaching people (college kids i assume) how to fake the state gov't into letting them have what is their god-given right to have anyway.

    i smoke, cigs and weed (i've mostly quit the cigs) and i guarantee that i can outrun most of the academic high & mighty types. and i'm educated, too. imagine that, a pot-head with a degree.

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    You guys are totally harshing my mellow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by istandalone
    ... a pot-head with a degree.
    I thought I was the first - you too!!?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    DUUUUDDE. lol.

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    Reminds me of ...............................
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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
    At what part am I wrong? -
    Yes, I said "alcohol kills brain cell genius"
    At the part where you say "alcohol kills brain cells," because it does not. I could "Let Me Google That For You," but if you really wanted to see whether you are correct you would have Googled it yourself by now. I'm not anti-weed or anything -- I just don't think you need to use incorrect information to support your position.

    And actually moderate drinkers tend to have better health and live longer than those who are either abstainers or heavy drinkers. In addition to having fewer heart attacks and strokes, moderate consumers of alcoholic beverages (beer, wine and distilled spirits or liquor) are generally less likely to suffer strokes, diabetes, arthritis, enlarged prostate, dementia (including Alzheimer's disease), and several major cancers. A moderate drinker is defined as someone who consumes 1-2 alcoholic beverages a day.

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    studies also show that THC shrinks cancer cells.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canaan
    At the part where you say "alcohol kills brain cells," because it does not. I could "Let Me Google That For You," but if you really wanted to see whether you are correct you would have Googled it yourself by now. I'm not anti-weed or anything -- I just don't think you need to use incorrect information to support your position.
    And alcohol does in fact kill braincells - (to quote myself) "drinking "enough" sure does"
    do you not read my COMPLETE posts? or are you just cherry picking...

    here even from a skeptical POV site- 'misconceptionjunction'
    http://www.misconceptionjunction.com...ll-brain-cells
    "while brain cells aren’t being killed as the result of drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, the ability for your brain cells to communicate with one another is being inhibited. What’s going on here is that the alcohol ends up damaging dendrites, which are the things at the ends of neurons that conduct electrochemical stimulation from another cell to the cell body in question. "
    now, this is not the only site that says this - but it is a "mythbuster type -

    AGAIN!!! My argument is not about this!
    It was directed to an over-zealous knucklehead who sadly wears a badge and unfortunately carries a gun. and apparently (evidenced in numerous posts) gets a thrill out out of making people suffer physically and mentally under his 'authority' - and how one pot-poster was apparently 'stupid' because he posted in an alcohol sub-form of mountain bikes.

    His $hit is way more out of line my mis-'wording'...
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
    And alcohol does in fact kill braincells - (to quote myself) "drinking "enough" sure does"
    do you not read my COMPLETE posts? or are you just cherry picking...

    here even from a skeptical POV site- 'misconceptionjunction'
    http://www.misconceptionjunction.com...ll-brain-cells


    now, this is not the only site that says this - but it is a "mythbuster type -

    AGAIN!!! My argument is not about this!
    It was directed to an over-zealous knucklehead who sadly wears a badge and unfortunately carries a gun. and apparently (evidenced in numerous posts) gets a thrill out out of making people suffer physically and mentally under his 'authority' - and how one pot-poster was apparently 'stupid' because he posted in an alcohol sub-form of mountain bikes.

    His $hit is way more out of line my mis-'wording'...
    Face facts -- you made an incorrect statement and you don't need to be a smart ass when you called on it. Even the quote you included in this post says that alcohol does not kill brain cells. And no I didn't cherry pick your post -- I quoted what was on the board when I responded. You might want ask yourself why is this so freaking important to you. Is weed something you use occasionally, or is it something that gives your life meaning? Congratulations to both of us -- we managed to turn a post on a beer thread into something that is a complete drag to read. I'm out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canaan
    Face facts -- you made an incorrect statement and you don't need to be a smart ass when you called on it. Even the quote you included in this post says that alcohol does not kill brain cells. And no I didn't cherry pick your post -- I quoted what was on the board when I responded. You might want ask yourself why is this so freaking important to you. Is weed something you use occasionally, or is it something that gives your life meaning? Congratulations to both of us -- we managed to turn a post on a beer thread into something that is a complete drag to read. I'm out.
    really? (see below)

    No, "weed" does not give my life meaning - It does help to see thing more clearly though ..but I get perturbed when someone gleefully chases down a 'doper' wanting to Tase them.
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    BTW^^^ Canaan, you responded @ 4:20 - that means you have to smoke a bowl - By law - or else RIS will Tase you - he'd do it either way - might as well kill some brain cells before killing Heart-cells right?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canaan
    Face facts -- you made an incorrect statement and you don't need to be a smart ass when you called on it. Even the quote you included in this post says that alcohol does not kill brain cells. And no I didn't cherry pick your post -- I quoted what was on the board when I responded. You might want ask yourself why is this so freaking important to you. Is weed something you use occasionally, or is it something that gives your life meaning? Congratulations to both of us -- we managed to turn a post on a beer thread into something that is a complete drag to read. I'm out.

    Alcohol doesn't kill brain cells directly, but it does damage dendrites, effectively crippling the NT pathway between neurons. At least until they have time to regenerate.

    And RIS, calm down buddy. If you seriously think that someone who goes to school contributes less to society than a working-class citizen, then you have a pretty screwed up view of how the world works.

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    I don't know about brain cells but I read that weed killed 12 taxi drivers and thier passengers over the weekend in Mexico.

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    Gosh. This thread kills brain cells.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lumber825
    I don't know about brain cells but I read that weed killed 12 taxi drivers and thier passengers over the weekend in Mexico.
    Must have been that Mexican Death weed.

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    so, does it make you slower or not?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lumber825
    I don't know about brain cells but I read that weed killed 12 taxi drivers and thier passengers over the weekend in Mexico.
    Due to pot being illegal
    Remember Al Capone et al?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    If you're cool with chronic bronchitis go right ahead. Smoke enough bud and I assure you it will be an issue. No propaganda. I'm speaking from extensive personal experience here. If you do choose to consume a lot of bud cook or vaporize it. That's the only sustainable long term solution. Of course that sends you right past casual smoker to pro stoner status. I do believe that's a solution that doesn't affect athletic performance but it definitely affects motivation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RIS
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    B1tch, please.

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    All I know is a little of either of the above (in moderation), won't hurt me any more than the nasty air I breath or all the other crap I have to ingest from the polluted planet we live on! I also know that if I drink a few beers, I don't even try to ride a bike or drive. But if...

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    Quote Originally Posted by playpunk
    Gosh. This thread kills brain cells.

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