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    Is sex on the trail bad etiquette?

    Just wondering if this would annoy people? I'd definitely pull the bikes to the side of the trail so that nobody would crash into them and then I'd try to keep the noise down to a minimum. Also, if you would just all wear your headphones, then I wouldn't have to worry about you hearing us. I keep my butt covered with shorts and facing the trail so that my junk is not trail side sparing everyone the view. So then, is this okay etiquette? I don't see any safety issues, and I just use a spare tube from my camelbak to wrap up with so that I practice safe sex...

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    I dont even know how to respond, but had to write something to let you know I took the time to read your post.

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    I would prefer that you and your "partner" wait til you get home, I don't want to see that.
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    It's only good etiquette if you are wearing headphones and playing music loudly. That way the rest of the world simply doesn't exist so there are no people to offend or inconvenience.

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    As long as your boyfriend doesn't mind.

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    The only wood i want to see out there is trees.

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    use bug spray, wouldn't want anything like that getting in or around your junk. Then again if you got like a tick down there or mosquito be pretty funny
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    I can't beleve this post is up here in the middle of summer..... I'ts July for goodness sake!
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    FU@KING HILARIOUS.
    Honestly, I would be startled but not offended.

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    I don't mind but be aware that I cannot bunny hop to high or far.
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    It's fine just as long as you keep to the right and call out once in a while.
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    OK w me especially if the person pictured in the avatar of post #7 of this thread was mostly nekked on the side of the trail when I went by. ; - )

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    Depends, is she hot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Virgil View Post
    OK w me especially if the person pictured in the avatar of post #7of this thread was mostly nekked on the side of the trail when I went by. ; - )


    Muddytire might not appreciate the attention.

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    Gives a whole new meaning to "Rider Up!"

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    I almost ran into a couple teenagers doing it in the middle of the trial... Right around a high speed corner no less!

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    Now im thinking about mtb pickup lines...perhaps:

    "why, yes i do have an adjustable post"

    Or

    "they call me All Mountain because ive got more than six inches of travel"

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    As long as you don't mind that wherever your doing it is where I typically take a drink break.

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    feh. there's nothing i haven't seen in golden gate park...next, please...

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    Quote Originally Posted by muddytire View Post
    Now im thinking about mtb pickup lines...perhaps:

    "why, yes i do have an adjustable post"

    Or

    "they call me All Mountain because ive got more than six inches of travel"
    "I'm gonna have to inspect your bottom bracket."

    "Baby riding you is like riding a full squish!"

    Ok that one might get you kicked in the nuts.

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    As long as you play it safe and keep your helmet on, then play on player!
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    Would think your butt would hurt after getting pounded. Prolly have to walk home.
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    If yer on the trail I'm going to bunny hop ya perhap skim yer posterior with my rear....tire that is

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    Quote Originally Posted by bclagge View Post
    "I'm gonna have to inspect your bottom bracket."
    Im gonna have to write some of these down

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