SEX before cycling

[nihjuri]

Anu issue having sex before cycling.

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[rockerc]

If what you mean is that you are having an issue with your anus while having sex before cycling, I suggest you give up one or the other...

[2ridealot]

great first post

[bigfruits]

i suggest anal eeze in a family sized tub.

[ryguy135]

Makes for a good warmup.

[toscano]

Why not while a good ride in a nice place?

[nihjuri]

Sorry. Typing error not anu but any issue having sex before cycling..

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[kubikeman]

I feel like I'm feeding the troll, but here goes anyway.

When I was on my high school track team (just a few years ago ) my coach was reading an article to us on the subject. It stated there was research to show having sex directly before an athletic event boosts your confidence and performance by filling your brain with hormones.

As he read the article one of the girls on the team casually just blurted out, "pfft that doesn't work." Not realizing her coaches were in the room. We all burst out laughing as our coach exclaimed, "who said that?!" She turned bright red and quickly ran out of the room, followed by a fellow team mate saying, "damn I have to talk to her!."

So based on her account, no it won't help your riding skills. It's just a good reason to be late to the trail head.

[tim_from_PA]

no, and same goes for after cycling

[ryguy135]

Gives a new meaning to the word trail head.

Also, make sure the sex is before or after the cycling. Sex while cycling is dangerous and very difficult.

[Dirty $anchez]

Wear a helmet.

[toscano]

Gives a new meaning to the word trail head.

Also, make sure the sex is before or after the cycling. Sex while cycling is dangerous and very difficult.

... during a stop, not while riding...!!!!

[joshhan]

Wear a helmet on your helmet.

[tim_from_PA]

and remember, chain lube is for chains only

[norton55]

Not according to Webster's dictionary.

[toscano]

...Ok!! I will remember that

[nihjuri]

Gives a new meaning to the word trail head.

Also, make sure the sex is before or after the cycling. Sex while cycling is dangerous and very difficult.

Very funny man

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[shawnt2012]

Never before!, Just like the Pro sports guys do. Save that energy for the ride and if your legs aren't jelly later on, go fork your wife.

[deke505]

wear a helmet and gloves and don't forget to lube

[NateHawk]

Never before!, Just like the Pro sports guys do. Save that energy for the ride and if your legs aren't jelly later on, go fork your wife.

If my wife is in the mood, I don't care if it's before, after, or during the ride. I am going to oblige her.

[Shark]

Never before!, Just like the Pro sports guys do. Save that energy for the ride and if your legs aren't jelly later on, go fork your wife.

LOL priorities....

sex AND a bike ride??....sounds like a good day.

[Berkeley Mike]

Frankly, it takes the snap out of my sprint but puts a smile on my face every time.

[shibiwan]

I'd take sex before, after and even during (stopped for a sex break) cycling.

This thread strangely reminds me of this earlier gem:
You'd Rather Ride Your Bike Than Ride Me?

-S

[iWiLRiDe]

The ONLY exception SEX>Riding

[NicoleB]

just make sure you remember to pull your pants back up before taking off on your ride.