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    SEX before cycling

    Anu issue having sex before cycling.

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    If what you mean is that you are having an issue with your anus while having sex before cycling, I suggest you give up one or the other...
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    great first post
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    i suggest anal eeze in a family sized tub.

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    Makes for a good warmup.

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    Why not while a good ride in a nice place?

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    Sorry. Typing error not anu but any issue having sex before cycling..

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    I feel like I'm feeding the troll, but here goes anyway.

    When I was on my high school track team (just a few years ago ) my coach was reading an article to us on the subject. It stated there was research to show having sex directly before an athletic event boosts your confidence and performance by filling your brain with hormones.

    As he read the article one of the girls on the team casually just blurted out, "pfft that doesn't work." Not realizing her coaches were in the room. We all burst out laughing as our coach exclaimed, "who said that?!" She turned bright red and quickly ran out of the room, followed by a fellow team mate saying, "damn I have to talk to her!."

    So based on her account, no it won't help your riding skills. It's just a good reason to be late to the trail head.

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    no, and same goes for after cycling

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    Gives a new meaning to the word trail head.

    Also, make sure the sex is before or after the cycling. Sex while cycling is dangerous and very difficult.

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    Wear a helmet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryguy135 View Post
    Gives a new meaning to the word trail head.

    Also, make sure the sex is before or after the cycling. Sex while cycling is dangerous and very difficult.
    ... during a stop, not while riding...!!!!

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    Wear a helmet on your helmet.
    Bikes, lots'o bikes

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    and remember, chain lube is for chains only

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    Not according to Webster's dictionary.

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    ...Ok!! I will remember that

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryguy135 View Post
    Gives a new meaning to the word trail head.

    Also, make sure the sex is before or after the cycling. Sex while cycling is dangerous and very difficult.
    Very funny man

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    Never before!, Just like the Pro sports guys do. Save that energy for the ride and if your legs aren't jelly later on, go fork your wife.
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    I'm surprised you could hear her complaining over the sound of the vacuum.

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    wear a helmet and gloves and don't forget to lube
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    Quote Originally Posted by shawnt2012 View Post
    Never before!, Just like the Pro sports guys do. Save that energy for the ride and if your legs aren't jelly later on, go fork your wife.
    If my wife is in the mood, I don't care if it's before, after, or during the ride. I am going to oblige her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shawnt2012 View Post
    Never before!, Just like the Pro sports guys do. Save that energy for the ride and if your legs aren't jelly later on, go fork your wife.
    LOL priorities....

    sex AND a bike ride??....sounds like a good day.

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    Frankly, it takes the snap out of my sprint but puts a smile on my face every time.
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    I'd take sex before, after and even during (stopped for a sex break) cycling.

    This thread strangely reminds me of this earlier gem:
    You'd Rather Ride Your Bike Than Ride Me?

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    The ONLY exception SEX>Riding

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    just make sure you remember to pull your pants back up before taking off on your ride.
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    and yes, sex before a ride is a good idea. think of it like a short 90 second warmup before the big workout that really matters (bike)
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    What is this sex y'all speak of? (Been married 13 years)
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    before, after, or during. Any opportunity is a great opportunity!

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    No, I waited until after I started riding a bike to have sex. It seemed like the right course of action when I was 2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    and yes, sex before a ride is a good idea. think of it like a short 90 second warmup before the big workout that really matters (bike)
    Guess I can't argue that
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    I'm surprised you could hear her complaining over the sound of the vacuum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    and yes, sex before a ride is a good idea. think of it like a short 90 second warmup before the big workout that really matters (bike)
    true, a quickie is more of a warmup and I definitely wouldn't argue with that.

    but I'd even take a vigorous half hour romp between the sheets prior to a ride if that's what the wife was in the mood for.

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    A short ride with the wife before usually amounts to an approved longer ride on the trails after........

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    Maybe this should be moved to the Passion forum

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    I am learning a lot about sex from this thread. I am learning that some guys can last as long as 90 seconds and that other guys are apparently able to get their pants completely off before they are done. It looks like I have a lot of improvements to work on.
    Consciousness, that annoying time between bike rides.

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    Sure, I'm game. But I'm probably saying screw the ride afterwards and taking a nap unless the wife is talking about round 2, and then sure, I'm game!

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    It's depends.. Hardcore with circus d'solei acrobacies is avoided... Lazy make love is recommended because endorphines and muscle relax... It will be better if you take a nap of 15min... A new race day beggining

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    90 seconds Nicole? Oh hell
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    and yes, sex before a ride is a good idea. think of it like a short 90 second warmup before the big workout that really matters (bike)
    90 second warm-up? mine's more like 5 seconds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtbzarg View Post
    Maybe this should be moved to the Passion forum
    it's a helluva lot better read than all those stupid Lance threads that keep popping up on the Passion forum!
    whatever...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NateHawk View Post
    true, a quickie is more of a warmup and I definitely wouldn't argue with that.

    but I'd even take a vigorous half hour romp between the sheets prior to a ride if that's what the wife was in the mood for.
    Half hour? Since we had a kid, even 5 mins to self relieve is impossible!!

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    I'm surprised you could hear her complaining over the sound of the vacuum.

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    Surfing perfect conditions > sex > mtb ride

    Perfect waves only come along a few times a year. Sex? ill take it where and when i can and deal with the jelly legs with a smile. The trail will always be there.

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    Funny I realize I've blown my shot at more sex with at least one partner to go ski awesome powder.

    But since there's not some rare environmental condition like that that makes mountain biking super-awesome... well, my priorities aren't that screwed up.

    So I think my biggest issue with sex before a ride is that I'm less motivated to get out of bed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZXFT View Post
    90 second warm-up? mine's more like 5 seconds.
    haha 90 seconds does seem a bit long

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    I'm guessing most of you are single or engauged. Because once you walk down that isle and say "I Do" the sex thing is all over until she wants kids. Then you get alittle nookie until she says "I'm pregnant". Then the fence or belt or what ever is back on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    and yes, sex before a ride is a good idea. think of it like a short 90 second warmup before the big workout that really matters (bike)
    90 seconds? You've haven't been with a real stud. 2 minutes, not a second less!
    Use it, use it, use it while you still have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gasp4Air View Post
    90 seconds? You've haven't been with a real stud. 2 minutes, not a second less!
    I don't think she's including the time it takes you to figure out how to get the bra off......

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    Sex before, during or after a ride is acceptable to me

    By the way that reminds me

    Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome.
    One leans over to the other and says,
    "I've never come this way before."
    The other nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Sex before, during
    During? Was that you I saw ridding around without a saddle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Sex before, during or after a ride is acceptable to me

    By the way that reminds me

    Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome.
    One leans over to the other and says,
    "I've never come this way before."
    The other nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."
    Now that's frickin' funny! POS rep coming your way!!!!

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