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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Sex before, during or after a ride is acceptable to me
    wink wink, say no more
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    Wow...this is a good read.

    Been married for 27 yrs to a women with an extremely high sex drive,seriously.
    Took up Mtnbiking to get out of the house...took up backpacking to get out of the house...took up kayaking to get out of the house.

    AND im looking for other activities that takes me safely out of the bedroom.
    Oooops! here she comes now...GOTTA GO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Sex before, during or after a ride is acceptable to me

    By the way that reminds me

    Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome.
    One leans over to the other and says,
    "I've never come this way before."
    The other nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."
    And let me guess you have been in search of cobblestone streets ever since. Cyclelicious, that is hilarious. So now you know why Harley Biatches are always smiling.
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    my feeling is don't. pro athletes arnt supposed to have sex before games because it is believed they will then have pent up energy/ aggression to use up. seems reasonable to me.

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    ^ haha yes! im gonna plagiarize that one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    my feeling is don't. pro athletes arnt supposed to have sex before games because it is believed they will then have pent up energy/ aggression to use up. seems reasonable to me.
    Once, as I was starting a ride from my driveway to a nearby trail head, my wife said something that really pi$$ed me off. I had pent up energy and aggression to spare.
    Use it, use it, use it while you still have it.

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    I took it off for you. I'll make it it's own thread!
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    WTF? What a self aggrandizing thread hi-jack.

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    It was kinda sexy, didn't know where else to put it.

    And it was not at all, "self aggrandizing". I just told what happened.
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    So what did I miss? What was posted then removed?
    Anybody!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    So what did I miss? What was posted then removed?
    Anybody!
    All I did was tell the story of how I accidentally ripped a girls bikini top off while falling in a motocross race and I ended up dating her. But, you know, I wouldn't want to chap anyone's panties up by telling the story in detail. If you want it in detail I can make a new thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    All I did was tell the story of how I accidentally ripped a girls bikini top off while falling in a motocross race and I ended up dating her. But, you know, I wouldn't want to chap anyone's panties up by telling the story in detail. If you want it in detail I can make a new thread.
    Sounds like the perfect subject for a new thread, have at it.
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    ^cool shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    All I did was tell the story of how I accidentally ripped a girls bikini top off while falling in a motocross race and I ended up dating her. But, you know, I wouldn't want to chap anyone's panties up by telling the story in detail. If you want it in detail I can make a new thread.
    Pics or it didn't happen
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    Sounds like the perfect subject for a new thread, have at it.
    Yeah, glad I have your permission, like I really need it. A little birdie keeps me abreast about your complaints about me. Talk about obsessive!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gasp4Air View Post
    Pics or it didn't happen
    I actually have video! I think I have it. I know where I can get, at the very least. Man, that was a long time ago.
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    Drawing a blank on that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nihjuri View Post
    Anu issue having sex before cycling.

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    Pedal Faster !!!

    Heck of a thread, OP

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    I am recently in a relationship for 4 years now, and married to her for one year. I went to our first date dressed as the commuter fake messenger I am. And...........she LOVED IT ! Having a drink dressed in a tight bib short is a bonus !

    Then, in the morning week-end, we have sex before or/and after. As I do not compete nor race, it doesn't matter for me to start my 4 hours morning ride with weaky legs......

    But, I absolutely confirm it does suck your energy ..........sure not only your energy........I hope
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    OK, so my old married arse was granted access last night for the first time in no less than 7 months. At first I was worried I'd forgotten everything. But you know what? It's just like riding a bicycle!

    (See how I brought that right back into a bike forum topic?)

    (What does that do? Does that blow your mind? That just happened!!) (Shake and Bake!)
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    Does sex with your sister count?
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Rocky Balboa's trainer "Mighty Mic" believed that "Women weaken legs." Not so sure I agree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Does sex with your sister count?
    If you notched your bed post, it counted.

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