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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Sex before, during or after a ride is acceptable to me
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    Wow...this is a good read.

    Been married for 27 yrs to a women with an extremely high sex drive,seriously.
    Took up Mtnbiking to get out of the house...took up backpacking to get out of the house...took up kayaking to get out of the house.

    AND im looking for other activities that takes me safely out of the bedroom.
    Oooops! here she comes now...GOTTA GO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Sex before, during or after a ride is acceptable to me

    By the way that reminds me

    Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome.
    One leans over to the other and says,
    "I've never come this way before."
    The other nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."
    And let me guess you have been in search of cobblestone streets ever since. Cyclelicious, that is hilarious. So now you know why Harley Biatches are always smiling.
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    my feeling is don't. pro athletes arnt supposed to have sex before games because it is believed they will then have pent up energy/ aggression to use up. seems reasonable to me.

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    ^ haha yes! im gonna plagiarize that one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    my feeling is don't. pro athletes arnt supposed to have sex before games because it is believed they will then have pent up energy/ aggression to use up. seems reasonable to me.
    Once, as I was starting a ride from my driveway to a nearby trail head, my wife said something that really pi$$ed me off. I had pent up energy and aggression to spare.
    Use it, use it, use it while you still have it.

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    I took it off for you. I'll make it it's own thread!
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    WTF? What a self aggrandizing thread hi-jack.

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    It was kinda sexy, didn't know where else to put it.

    And it was not at all, "self aggrandizing". I just told what happened.

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    So what did I miss? What was posted then removed?
    Anybody!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    So what did I miss? What was posted then removed?
    Anybody!
    All I did was tell the story of how I accidentally ripped a girls bikini top off while falling in a motocross race and I ended up dating her. But, you know, I wouldn't want to chap anyone's panties up by telling the story in detail. If you want it in detail I can make a new thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    All I did was tell the story of how I accidentally ripped a girls bikini top off while falling in a motocross race and I ended up dating her. But, you know, I wouldn't want to chap anyone's panties up by telling the story in detail. If you want it in detail I can make a new thread.
    Sounds like the perfect subject for a new thread, have at it.
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    ^cool shot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    All I did was tell the story of how I accidentally ripped a girls bikini top off while falling in a motocross race and I ended up dating her. But, you know, I wouldn't want to chap anyone's panties up by telling the story in detail. If you want it in detail I can make a new thread.
    Pics or it didn't happen
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    Sounds like the perfect subject for a new thread, have at it.
    Yeah, glad I have your permission, like I really need it. A little birdie keeps me abreast about your complaints about me. Talk about obsessive!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gasp4Air View Post
    Pics or it didn't happen
    I actually have video! I think I have it. I know where I can get, at the very least. Man, that was a long time ago.

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    Drawing a blank on that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nihjuri View Post
    Anu issue having sex before cycling.

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    Pedal Faster !!!

    Heck of a thread, OP

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    I am recently in a relationship for 4 years now, and married to her for one year. I went to our first date dressed as the commuter fake messenger I am. And...........she LOVED IT ! Having a drink dressed in a tight bib short is a bonus !

    Then, in the morning week-end, we have sex before or/and after. As I do not compete nor race, it doesn't matter for me to start my 4 hours morning ride with weaky legs......

    But, I absolutely confirm it does suck your energy ..........sure not only your energy........I hope
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    OK, so my old married arse was granted access last night for the first time in no less than 7 months. At first I was worried I'd forgotten everything. But you know what? It's just like riding a bicycle!

    (See how I brought that right back into a bike forum topic?)

    (What does that do? Does that blow your mind? That just happened!!) (Shake and Bake!)
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    Does sex with your sister count?
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Rocky Balboa's trainer "Mighty Mic" believed that "Women weaken legs." Not so sure I agree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Does sex with your sister count?
    If you notched your bed post, it counted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Does sex with your sister count?
    Why you gotta bring my sister into this?
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    you've all just got it wrong, let her do the work and you get to leave with a clear mind because the brain has dibbs on the blood supply

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSchwagman View Post
    Why you gotta bring my sister into this?
    No harm intended. He is a joker. Seriously.

    I am sure he will apologize if it hurt you. But he didn't mean harm. He is that kinda of joker.
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    Hmmm..not sure how to explain this for those who haven't rode right after sex..make sure she (or he) works it all out cause sitting on the bike seat will push any remaining out into ones pants. Like draining the garden hose after it is turned off. Depending on the person, it can be substantial. Trust me on this one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1niceride View Post
    Hmmm..not sure how to explain this for those who haven't rode right after sex..make sure she (or he) works it all out cause sitting on the bike seat will push any remaining out into ones pants. Like draining the garden hose after it is turned off. Depending on the person, it can be substantial. Trust me on this one...
    Ah, the evil post coital drip. Talk about a clammy chamois!
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    No harm intended. He is a joker. Seriously.

    I am sure he will apologize if it hurt you. But he didn't mean harm. He is that kinda of joker.
    No offense taken at all. Sarcasm & switch-a-roo. (tryin' to deflect the incest thang)
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    Quote Originally Posted by kubikeman View Post
    I feel like I'm feeding the troll, but here goes anyway.

    When I was on my high school track team (just a few years ago ) my coach was reading an article to us on the subject. It stated there was research to show having sex directly before an athletic event boosts your confidence and performance by filling your brain with hormones.

    As he read the article one of the girls on the team casually just blurted out, "pfft that doesn't work." Not realizing her coaches were in the room. We all burst out laughing as our coach exclaimed, "who said that?!" She turned bright red and quickly ran out of the room, followed by a fellow team mate saying, "damn I have to talk to her!."

    So based on her account, no it won't help your riding skills. It's just a good reason to be late to the trail head.
    That rumor went around the hockey locker room when I was in high school, to the point where one guy would give himself blueballs before each game.

    Technically, in males, it'll cause a drop in testesterone after the "fact," which will make you prematurely tired...so, no bueno for makin' whoopie before a bike ride.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1niceride View Post
    Hmmm..not sure how to explain this for those who haven't rode right after sex..make sure she (or he) works it all out cause sitting on the bike seat will push any remaining out into ones pants. Like draining the garden hose after it is turned off. Depending on the person, it can be substantial. Trust me on this one...
    That's why you take a pee right after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSchwagman View Post
    OK, so my old married arse was granted access last night for the first time in no less than 7 months. At first I was worried I'd forgotten everything. But you know what? It's just like riding a bicycle!

    (See how I brought that right back into a bike forum topic?)

    (What does that do? Does that blow your mind? That just happened!!) (Shake and Bake!)
    Wow, 7 months? If it we're me, I'd be lookin' for another bike to ride, if u know what I mean!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
    That's why you take a pee right after.
    Looks like at least two of us have done this...
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    I like sweaty sex after riding, but wife and some previous gf's not into that.
    Geez, saves on the baby oil. Why not?
    Take your shower later, eh?

    Women in this thread care to comment?
    Old enough to know better. And old enough not to care. Best age to be.

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    Not a woman, but, if both are sweaty or you both get sweaty during the act, it's ok. It's gross for a non-sweaty participant if the other person comes into the scene sweaty.

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    Both sweaty, both have ridden
    Old enough to know better. And old enough not to care. Best age to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwt View Post
    Both sweaty, both have ridden
    Or, out in the back yard, next to the pool, 100 degress out, on the lounge, before the ride.

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    Just drag her in the shower with you after a
    ride and do her there if she isn't into sweat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Sex before, during or after a ride is acceptable to me
    yep. been bent over a mtb in the woods before. i may have even kept the helmet on.

    haters gonna hate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    yep. been bent over a mtb in the woods before. i may have even kept the helmet on.

    haters gonna hate.
    Dang...I've seen a lot of things mountain biking, but not that....You go girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    yep. been bent over a mtb in the woods before. i may have even kept the helmet on.

    haters gonna hate.
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