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    and yes, sex before a ride is a good idea. think of it like a short 90 second warmup before the big workout that really matters (bike)
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    What is this sex y'all speak of? (Been married 13 years)
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    before, after, or during. Any opportunity is a great opportunity!

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    No, I waited until after I started riding a bike to have sex. It seemed like the right course of action when I was 2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    and yes, sex before a ride is a good idea. think of it like a short 90 second warmup before the big workout that really matters (bike)
    Guess I can't argue that
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    I'm surprised you could hear her complaining over the sound of the vacuum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    and yes, sex before a ride is a good idea. think of it like a short 90 second warmup before the big workout that really matters (bike)
    true, a quickie is more of a warmup and I definitely wouldn't argue with that.

    but I'd even take a vigorous half hour romp between the sheets prior to a ride if that's what the wife was in the mood for.

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    A short ride with the wife before usually amounts to an approved longer ride on the trails after........

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    Maybe this should be moved to the Passion forum

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    I am learning a lot about sex from this thread. I am learning that some guys can last as long as 90 seconds and that other guys are apparently able to get their pants completely off before they are done. It looks like I have a lot of improvements to work on.
    Consciousness, that annoying time between bike rides.

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    Sure, I'm game. But I'm probably saying screw the ride afterwards and taking a nap unless the wife is talking about round 2, and then sure, I'm game!

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    It's depends.. Hardcore with circus d'solei acrobacies is avoided... Lazy make love is recommended because endorphines and muscle relax... It will be better if you take a nap of 15min... A new race day beggining

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    90 seconds Nicole? Oh hell
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    and yes, sex before a ride is a good idea. think of it like a short 90 second warmup before the big workout that really matters (bike)
    90 second warm-up? mine's more like 5 seconds.
    Something wrong with your bike? Blame it on super human strength and sleep well at night knowing you are more than a man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtbzarg View Post
    Maybe this should be moved to the Passion forum
    it's a helluva lot better read than all those stupid Lance threads that keep popping up on the Passion forum!
    whatever...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NateHawk View Post
    true, a quickie is more of a warmup and I definitely wouldn't argue with that.

    but I'd even take a vigorous half hour romp between the sheets prior to a ride if that's what the wife was in the mood for.
    Half hour? Since we had a kid, even 5 mins to self relieve is impossible!!

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    I'm surprised you could hear her complaining over the sound of the vacuum.

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    Surfing perfect conditions > sex > mtb ride

    Perfect waves only come along a few times a year. Sex? ill take it where and when i can and deal with the jelly legs with a smile. The trail will always be there.

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    Funny I realize I've blown my shot at more sex with at least one partner to go ski awesome powder.

    But since there's not some rare environmental condition like that that makes mountain biking super-awesome... well, my priorities aren't that screwed up.

    So I think my biggest issue with sex before a ride is that I'm less motivated to get out of bed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZXFT View Post
    90 second warm-up? mine's more like 5 seconds.
    haha 90 seconds does seem a bit long

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    I'm guessing most of you are single or engauged. Because once you walk down that isle and say "I Do" the sex thing is all over until she wants kids. Then you get alittle nookie until she says "I'm pregnant". Then the fence or belt or what ever is back on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    and yes, sex before a ride is a good idea. think of it like a short 90 second warmup before the big workout that really matters (bike)
    90 seconds? You've haven't been with a real stud. 2 minutes, not a second less!
    Use it, use it, use it while you still have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gasp4Air View Post
    90 seconds? You've haven't been with a real stud. 2 minutes, not a second less!
    I don't think she's including the time it takes you to figure out how to get the bra off......

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    Sex before, during or after a ride is acceptable to me

    By the way that reminds me

    Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome.
    One leans over to the other and says,
    "I've never come this way before."
    The other nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Sex before, during
    During? Was that you I saw ridding around without a saddle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Sex before, during or after a ride is acceptable to me

    By the way that reminds me

    Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome.
    One leans over to the other and says,
    "I've never come this way before."
    The other nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."
    Now that's frickin' funny! POS rep coming your way!!!!

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