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    Satan

    I love Satan.

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    I think your only half way there. maybe confess your love when you reach 666 posts.

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    I love bikes..


    velovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove lovelo

    See?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kasper
    I love bikes..


    velovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove lovelo

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajmelin
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    I love bikes. But I also love drugs. And Satan.

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    The bubble of falsehood is bursting and its sound is the roar of the world!
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    Is Satan responsible for killing all of the birds and fish we're hearing about on the news? Bastard!

    What are your favorite drugs, 9 speed? And what is your relationship with Satan? Is it love in sort of a gay way where you want to have sexual relations with him? That's a little weird, but, this is a free country.

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    Heathen! If thou doesenth repent, thouest shall be made to ride thiseth horror forever in thine afterlife... on flat suburban walking paths infested with soccer moms and poodles.


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    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by 9speed
    I love Satan.
    Does he love you in return?
    .

    I may not have the best of everything, but I have the best everything that matters.

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    Who said troll?

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    I Love DIO \m/

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    Who you gonna call?

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    This looks like a good thread for me.

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    I loved my...

    ...first beer too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thatshowiroll
    I Love DIO \m/
    What about Natas Kaupas?


    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Love those guys!

    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
    What about Natas
    Welcome to the website of the North American Thermal Analysis Society (NATAS).

    http://natasinfo.org/

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    Quote Originally Posted by tl1
    Welcome to the website of the North American Thermal Analysis Society (NATAS).

    http://natasinfo.org/
    I doubt they can ollie over a full sized trash can tho!
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    drugs are bad, mmmmmmkay?

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    Satan sucks balls, but Jesus is awesome.

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    Satan goes to Russia after 14 NHL seasons

    Miroslav Satan(notes), 36, has signed with Dynamo Moscow of the KHL for the remainder of the season, according to his agent Alan Walsh.

    No moss...

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    (my name is Chris)
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    Quote Originally Posted by mbmb65
    Satan sucks balls, but Jesus is awesome.
    Jesus riding Falcor.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mbmb65
    Satan sucks balls, but Jesus is awesome.

    Maybe it's really ENKI and ENLIL.

    Maybe the sphinx is 10000 years old...

    Maybe the hexagoin pole on Saturn means something....

    Maybe Jesus didn't exist.

    Maybe 12 disciples represents the 12 signs of the zodiac.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 9speed
    Maybe it's really ENKI and ENLIL.

    Maybe the sphinx is 10000 years old...

    Maybe the hexagoin pole on Saturn means something....

    Maybe Jesus didn't exist.

    Maybe 12 disciples represents the 12 signs of the zodiac.....
    dood...

    you TOTALLY forgot about Falcor
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Moranis
    Who you gonna call?
    Your mom?
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    I love santa too!

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    Remember one thing

    Jesus loves you.
    Everybody else thinks yer an a$$hole
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    Jesus rocks AND saves!

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    <img src="http://www.newbbc.accura.net/ChurchLadySatan.jpg">

    Jesus saves....passes to Buddah.... he scores! Goooooooaaaaaaaaalllllllll!!!!!!
    Don't harsh my mello

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    This is gonna get messy.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeffw-13
    Satan goes to Russia after 14 NHL seasons
    Miroslav Satan(notes), 36, has signed with Dynamo Moscow of the KHL for the remainder of the season, according to his agent Alan Walsh.
    Dynamo?! No love for him then, CSKA rules!

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    I think he meant satin. I like satin too, and rayon is ok, but silk is better. My GF in college always wore silk jammies. Yeah, I like silk. And bikes.

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    Jesus is awesome! Satan fuggin sucks! As far as I'm concerned, Satan can go to hell!

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    Actually, after thinking about it a bit, I think the op may have meant seitan. But that would be even more disturbing than admiring Satan.

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    Jesus friggen Rocks!!!
    I heard one time he played this killer show!
    He like drank a whole handle on stage and proceeded to sacrifice a live goat!
    Turns out the goat was actually a middle aged hooker.

    They executed him and 40 days later he came back to Earth as a zombie!
    Raised in a Chicken-Coop by Chickens

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    I think he left the a off the end. Satana. Damn fine guitarist.

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    yeah, uh............bikes
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    Maybe Dyslexic... Santa?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Jesus saves, Gretzki scores?

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
    I doubt they can ollie over a full sized trash can tho!
    Legendary skater. I remember in maybe 87 or 88 seeing him ollie the height of the sales counter at a skate shop in Melbourne--at a time when most of us were just coming to grips with this radical new way of getting airborne ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by disfocus
    Legendary skater. I remember in maybe 87 or 88 seeing him ollie the height of the sales counter at a skate shop in Melbourne--at a time when most of us were just coming to grips with this radical new way of getting airborne ;-)
    I've yet to see anyone ollie higher...He was an Icon
    Especially loved the *SMA vids...good stuff...

    Santa Monica Airlines
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    Quote Originally Posted by 9speed
    I love Satan.
    I'll agree with you on that one. Don't know how to embed videos, but here's something to help all these religious fanatics cool down:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=fvsr
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by disfocus
    Legendary skater. I remember in maybe 87 or 88 seeing him ollie the height of the sales counter at a skate shop in Melbourne--at a time when most of us were just coming to grips with this radical new way of getting airborne ;-)
    I remember Natas also...

    Back in 88 or 89, I had a Skull Skates Hozoi Hammerhead III with Thunder 169mm trucks, and Alva Rock II 80 Durometer wheels.......

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    Jesus saves, Moses invests.

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    Maybe Jesus was Satan.

    Maybe Satan was Enki.

    Superman was the Americanisation of Christ.. an only child, Kal Al (Hebrew: of God), sent to earth by his father, to help the people of earth, adopted by a childless couple (immaculate conception), performs miracles, falls in love with a Mary Magdalen (Lois), becomes an enemy of Luther (Lucifer),... Jesus in a superhero suit! All American Jesus!

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