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    A kind request for 29er Key Event updates

    Forgive me in advance for not using the search feature, but knowing how gracious 29er people can be…given their utter and unambiguous lack of any ego whatsoever, I am sure you won’t mind.

    I have been away for a while and just want to get reacquainted with things so that I don’t ask silly questions that have been asked and/or answered by some of the MTBR Elders already.

    I know that things change all the time / nothing remains the same around here so I am going to make some assumptions (see below) and would appreciate validation accordingly so that I may proceed to include my humble opinion in other posts while not looking terribly silly.


    • I assume that aquaholic is no longer blatantly insecure and as such, no longer requires attention and validation of his every huck from his MTBR colleagues. I look forward to hearing about his growth as I had honestly become worried about the onset of senility.



    • I assume that LyNx now actually works for Ninerbikes. I am happy for him. I think his online tirades of old served as a good online “interview” from which Ninerbikes saw boundless potential. Congrats LyNx.



    • I assume that Mikesee’s wheelbuilds are no longer thought to cure cancer. I will admit that I was inspired by the many mindless sheep who used to praise his wheels as doing just that…so I will be sad to hear that such a cure was only an exaggeration by the aforementioned retarded sheep. Pity…



    • As unlikely as this is to even imagine, and definite apologies in advance for even suggesting such an atrocity could even exist, but I have to assume that JNC was actually found to be incorrect on something. Though perhaps not, as he is the prototype tester of all things MTB so why shouldn’t he know everything? Regardless, even if found wrong, JNC, you are a genius like no other and if I dont believe that, I will just ask you.



    • Speaking of JNC, I assume that Enel and JNC no longer have a passionate bromance. I would like to believe they do, but no such passion could be sustained…hopefully they are still together at least.



    • Perhaps wishful thinking, but I assume that MTBR may finally have initiated background checks and/or set minimum IQ standards for Moderators. Don’t get me wrong, I know they do it for free and are incredible philanthropists accordingly, but it wouldn’t hurt to have moderators with some semblance of rational thinking and compassion as opposed to their previous role of being nothing more than a case study in Evolutionary Psychology.



    • As much as I would like to believe it possible, I have no choice but to assume Flyer is still a complete idiot and has not changed. It should take me but all of 5 minutes of lurking to have this confirmed and I mention this because I really don’t want anybody replying to this request saying otherwise – a horrible waste of all of our time.


    There are many other things that I will leave out and will simply have their hypotheses supported by spending 5 minutes back on the forum.

    Thanks so much for all your help.

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    Ha! That is rich.

    Seriously, I thought you had given up on bikes.

    What's the deal...your latest, eastern block , mail order bride, kick your dumbass to the curb [AGAIN]?!!?!!?!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquaholic View Post
    Ha! That is rich.

    Seriously, I thought you had given up on bikes.

    What's the deal...your latest, eastern block , mail order bride, kick your dumbass to the curb [AGAIN]?!!?!!?!!!
    Your mom never told me she was Eastern European. sweet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquaholic View Post
    Ha! That is rich.

    Seriously, I thought you had given up on bikes.

    What's the deal...your latest, eastern block , mail order bride, kick your dumbass to the curb [AGAIN]?!!?!!?!!!
    and to clarify, nowhere do i suggest i am back into "bikes", only the 29er forum which for most is a surrogate to biking anyway, self included.

    p.s. Go eff yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Go Kart Motzart View Post
    No, not much has changed. FoShizzle is still as attention starved as ever.
    thanks for feeding. you will note that i did not include that as a bullet of something that would have been expected to change.

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    No, not much has changed. FoShizzle is still as attention starved as ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle View Post
    ...but I assume that MTBR may finally have initiated background checks and/or set minimum IQ standards for Moderators....
    you know what they say about assume...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rroeder View Post
    same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was......
    apparently so. i honestly have no idea WTF this idiotic rep power means in general, but yours seems to reflect reality (see attached)
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    same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was......

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle View Post
    apparently so. i honestly have no idea WTF this idiotic rep power means in general, but yours seems to reflect reality (see attached)
    imagine that, someone doesn't agree with me

    edit: just noticed yours, guess post whoring equates to good rep cause there's no way there's enough morons even here to give you that high of a score.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rroeder View Post
    imagine that, someone doesn't agree with me

    edit: just noticed yours, guess post whoring equates to good rep cause there's no way there's enough morons even here to give you that high of a score.
    LOL, this rep power stuff is retarded. I removed your power quite easily

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle View Post
    LOL, this rep power stuff is retarded. I removed your power quite easily
    must...

    resist...

    screwing around with you....


    * stepping away from keyboard *



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    thanks to all those taking the time to add to my "reputation". it is not hurtful at all that they are negative - i like attention, any kind...so thanks again

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    Good to see you back in form Fo...

    the 29er page has not been the same... kinda got boring.
    Ride Hard or Ride Home Alone.

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    I was hoping we would not have to read this idiot's posts for a while but I guess the world isn't that kind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by motopail View Post
    Good to see you back in form Fo...

    the 29er page has not been the same... kinda got boring.
    thanks motopail. you are clearly in the minority and thankfully i dont care what they think - mostly because they are utter dip*****s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyer View Post
    I was hoping we would not have to read this idiot's posts for a while but I guess the world isn't that kind.
    i lowered your rep power for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    you know what they say about assume...
    And if the jury will look at exhibit #1, clearly contradicting fo's 6th bullet point...
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    Thanks for the entertainment, Fo. Regardless of whether it's right or wrong, I haven't laughed so hard on a MTB forum for a long time.

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