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    Keysville Classic (requirement questions)

    I plan on moving to the area, or close by (Kern County), I'ed love to go and meet and mabie race with some of you guys, and I know the next race is a ways off, nonetheless. What are the requirements safty wise, I dont normally wear helmets or safety apparel (jeans/tee-shirt guy here). Are helmets and stuff required? Is there anything else I might need or I should say, required?
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    Helmets are required at all sanctioned races, so to race, yes you need to wear a helmet. Otherwise you need to be dressed.

    Wearing a helmet while riding off road is always a good idea. As hard as you your head may be, rocks are harder.
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    Hey, congrats...I think.

    Just need a helmet and water bottle and you're set to go. Looking forward to bringing you a dictionary and meeting you next year.

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    I LOL'ed GOB....

    I thought so, just didnt know for sure or if Keysville was santioned or not.

    (Used to race BMX in the ABA (santioning body - I was required to wear a hemet)

    In addition to my hemet I'll wear my neon green racing bib, I'll also be sure to bring my pit crew (pictured).

    Last edited by jeffgothro; 05-22-2012 at 01:59 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by laffeaux View Post
    you need to be dressed.
    pants are highly overrated
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    Quote Originally Posted by hollister View Post
    pants are highly overrated
    Depends on the crowd you run with.
    Zip ties? Not on my bike!

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    Oh, damn, I forgot to ask...will there be beer there?
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    Only Bud lIght. It's a serious race crowd.
    Zip ties? Not on my bike!

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    There was some PBR around too, but that's reserved for the connoisseurs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeffgothro View Post
    Oh, damn, I forgot to ask...will there be beer there?
    wtf, you idiot. There's no beer with mountain biking.

    Speaking of beer, where is my good buddy Screaming Bunny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    wtf, you idiot. There's no beer with mountain biking.

    Speaking of beer, where is my good buddy Screaming Bunny?
    WHAT?

    http://forums.mtbr.com/beer-forum/

    I can almost garantee you I'll be baked befiore the race, in fact, I've never raced unless I was baked and I never placed less than 3rd place (you must place at least 3rd to get a trophy in the ABA) and never lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    wtf, you idiot. There's no beer with mountain biking.
    please ban that jackass next time he posts that pic

    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Speaking of beer, where is my good buddy Screaming Bunny?
    last seen on top of a mountain in the rain, nobodies heard from him since..
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    Hopefully DC got his bike back from him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hollister View Post
    please ban that jackass next time he posts that pic


    last seen on top of a mountain in the rain, nobodies heard from him since..
    Is that towards me, what crawled up your...nevermind, whats your prob dude? Apparently you dont have much of a since of humor.

    Sounds a lot like a personal problem.

    Help here...

    E-Therapy and Online Psychology at ALLPSYCH Online

    Or..

    ignore my threads...its that simple.
    Last edited by jeffgothro; 05-22-2012 at 03:57 PM.
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    Sarcasm, dude!

    Hollister is a good guy. You have to get to know him. Roll with it, Jeff.

    p.s. that picture does bring up the gag reflexes.

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    burn another fatty and chill out flatbiller

    brah



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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Sarcasm, dude!

    Hollister is a good guy. You have to get to know him. Roll with it, Jeff.

    p.s. that picture does bring up the gag reflexes.

    I'm a good guy too, get to know me.

    (really - Sasha Baron Coen (not sure I spelled it right) aint a bad looking guy (I'm not ghey for the record), he's just in a hideious bathing suit - seriously, whats the problem here?

    edit: If that was sarcasm my bad (it didnt sound like it), and I didnt see it, my apologies.
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    The whole Borat / Funny thing just isn't working. Dude.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jeffgothro View Post
    Apparently you dont have much of a since of humor.
    Hollister has a terrific sense of humor! Also, I don't believe that comment was for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rumpfy View Post
    Hollister has a terrific sense of humor! Also, I don't believe that comment was for you.
    Really? Seriosly? (I'm the only one who posted a pic)

    WTF then?

    please ban that jackass next time he posts that pic
    And now I got spelling natzies too who dont know how to correctly quote a post. Really, Seriously?? (see below)

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    [QUOTE=jeffgothro;9337418] Apparently you dont have much of a since of humor./QUOTE]

    Might want to work on that sense of spelling also.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeffgothro View Post
    Really? Seriosly? (I'm the only one who posted a pic)

    WTF then?



    And now I got spelling natzies too who dont know how to correctly quote a post. Really, Seriously?? (see below)


    Haha....oop...ya, you're right....that WAS for you! Still a funny comment though (if you can hear the tone in how its said, its funnier). Also a funny comment because its true.

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    let there be no mistake

    ban him
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    Quote Originally Posted by hollister View Post
    let there be no mistake

    ban him
    Why, because you disagree with my brand of humor..fcuk you guy, you definatly have a personal problem, get over it, and yourself.
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    I came her in all sincerity and with and honest question, and added va little humor.

    Lock this thread down, its obviously got out of hand, by me and other partys.
    DJ, "Because I'm sure the world need's more dudes stalking the woods stoned out of their mind carrying a deadly weapon."

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