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    Erotic experiences with Aliens, Animals or Household items??

    I will share mine if you share yours first..

    But im not going out on a limb to be the only one.
    So if there is a good number that go up i'll come to the party...
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Some of he women I've slept with could be equated to farm animals. BUMP
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    Some of he women I've slept with could be equated to farm animals. BUMP
    Ugh, that's rough man.
    There is not much choice between rotten apples.

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    So was the sex. BUMP
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Yes i dated a ferral chick once that was so grubby that some sort of mushroom germinated deep inside her ear, she had hearing problems, went to the doctor and he sent her to a ear specialist and he dug out some sort of mushroom, apparently he had never seen a mushroom that had germinated in an ear before, he took photos of it and everything.
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    One of my co-workers loves telling the story about a girl his room mate brought home. The co-worker peeked in on her in the morning. The girl was laying spread eagle, asleep on the bed. She was dirty. Everywhere, except for three clean spots. I'll let you figure out what those were.



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    Back in my drinking days, I used to wake up and look over at what I was in bed with the next morning after my beer goggles had worn off. Once in a while, the only thing I was sure of was that it was in fact female, but nothing more. At least I got that part of it right....
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    Quote Originally Posted by manbat View Post
    back in my lsd experimenting days i was abducted one night by aliens and probed
    Tell us more manbat, give us the whole rundown, where were you probed, what sort of instruments and what did the look like, where you taken on a spaceship to another planet, did they drop you off in the desert, tell us the story mate.
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    sorry, tone..all i got for this involved a ceiling fan, a stairwell, and a 3series bmw.
    i'm on my Last Herb
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    All I know is it was a moonlight summer night outside of a casino. I was standing on the front passenger seat of her Jaguar. With top half of my body outside of the sunroof. She was kneeling on the drivers seat. I don't remember the rest.
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    Erotic experiences with Aliens, Animals or Household items??

    Many many many years ago I had a night with a very very very fat girl.
    I was really drunk, I remember though that she was really really very hot... She was very rich and very in love with me, but I ran away like a coward at dawn...
    In which category this experience?

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    all i can think about this thread is how well this song fits...



    yes there was an incident, but if judy reads this... she will kill me if i repeated what happened...
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    ill take household items for $400 alex...

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    Tone's, I'm going to have to put your mother in the category of "aliens." Would you agree?
    I've made some bad decisions like taking the gears off my bike. So here's the warning: Do not as I say, nor as I do.

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    I grew up in the 60"s and 70's. It would take
    years to tell all of the things I did. And that is
    only what I can remember.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erik1245 View Post
    Tone's, I'm going to have to put your mother in the category of "aliens." Would you agree?
    I'd say you ransackeled him and he didn't even know it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    sorry, tone..all i got for this involved a ceiling fan, a stairwell, and a 3series bmw.
    oh oh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    I grew up in the 60"s and 70's. It would take
    years to tell all of the things I did. And that is
    only what I can remember.
    Lets hear em! I grew up in the 90s and early 2000s and times were boring then compared to the 60s and 70s. I love hearing stories about those times.
    There is not much choice between rotten apples.

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    Is hand lotion considered a household item??

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    What kind of aliens? I grew up in southern NM (oddly enough, near Roswell) and our aliens are not always the same. Some just come from the south to help around the house...

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottap2003 View Post
    What kind of aliens? I grew up in southern NM (oddly enough, near Roswell) and our aliens are not always the same. Some just come from the south to help around the house...
    fuuny stuff(bump)

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    I went to school with a guy that tried to have a wank with a Sidchrome combination spanner.

    Old fella got stuck and he had to go to hospital to get the blood drained to restore flaccidity.

    He was called Sid from that day forth.

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