• 01-07-2013
    Tone's
    Erotic experiences with Aliens, Animals or Household items??
    I will share mine if you share yours first..

    But im not going out on a limb to be the only one.
    So if there is a good number that go up i'll come to the party...:D:skep::skep:
  • 01-07-2013
    monzie
    Some of he women I've slept with could be equated to farm animals. BUMP
  • 01-07-2013
    Rod
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    Some of he women I've slept with could be equated to farm animals. BUMP

    Ugh, that's rough man.
  • 01-07-2013
    monzie
    So was the sex. BUMP
  • 01-07-2013
    Tone's
    Yes i dated a ferral chick once that was so grubby that some sort of mushroom germinated deep inside her ear, she had hearing problems, went to the doctor and he sent her to a ear specialist and he dug out some sort of mushroom, apparently he had never seen a mushroom that had germinated in an ear before, he took photos of it and everything.
  • 01-07-2013
    Brewtality
    One of my co-workers loves telling the story about a girl his room mate brought home. The co-worker peeked in on her in the morning. The girl was laying spread eagle, asleep on the bed. She was dirty. Everywhere, except for three clean spots. I'll let you figure out what those were.



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  • 01-07-2013
    Hawg
    Back in my drinking days, I used to wake up and look over at what I was in bed with the next morning after my beer goggles had worn off. Once in a while, the only thing I was sure of was that it was in fact female, but nothing more. At least I got that part of it right.... :eek:
  • 01-07-2013
    Tone's
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by manbat View Post
    back in my lsd experimenting days i was abducted one night by aliens and probed

    Tell us more manbat, give us the whole rundown, where were you probed, what sort of instruments and what did the look like, where you taken on a spaceship to another planet, did they drop you off in the desert, tell us the story mate.:skep:
  • 01-07-2013
    53119
    sorry, tone..all i got for this involved a ceiling fan, a stairwell, and a 3series bmw.
  • 01-07-2013
    DIRTJUNKIE
    All I know is it was a moonlight summer night outside of a casino. I was standing on the front passenger seat of her Jaguar. With top half of my body outside of the sunroof. She was kneeling on the drivers seat. I don't remember the rest.
  • 01-07-2013
    Erotic experiences with Aliens, Animals or Household items??

    Many many many years ago I had a night with a very very very fat girl.
    I was really drunk, I remember though that she was really really very hot... She was very rich and very in love with me, but I ran away like a coward at dawn...
    In which category this experience?
  • 01-07-2013
    singlesprocket
    all i can think about this thread is how well this song fits...

    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xat1GVnl8-k?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    yes there was an incident, but if judy reads this... she will kill me if i repeated what happened...
  • 01-07-2013
    b-kul
    ill take household items for $400 alex...
  • 01-07-2013
    Bro
    Tone's, I'm going to have to put your mother in the category of "aliens." Would you agree?
  • 01-08-2013
    John Kuhl
    I grew up in the 60"s and 70's. It would take
    years to tell all of the things I did. And that is
    only what I can remember.
  • 01-08-2013
    SpinDirt
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by erik1245 View Post
    Tone's, I'm going to have to put your mother in the category of "aliens." Would you agree?

    I'd say you ransackeled him and he didn't even know it.
  • 01-09-2013
    singlesprocket
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    sorry, tone..all i got for this involved a ceiling fan, a stairwell, and a 3series bmw.

    oh oh...

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  • 01-09-2013
    Rod
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    I grew up in the 60"s and 70's. It would take
    years to tell all of the things I did. And that is
    only what I can remember.

    Lets hear em! I grew up in the 90s and early 2000s and times were boring then compared to the 60s and 70s. I love hearing stories about those times.
  • 01-09-2013
    Garasaki
    Is hand lotion considered a household item?? :skep:
  • 01-09-2013
    Shytie
    What kind of aliens? I grew up in southern NM (oddly enough, near Roswell) and our aliens are not always the same. Some just come from the south to help around the house...
  • 01-09-2013
    wyatt79m
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by scottap2003 View Post
    What kind of aliens? I grew up in southern NM (oddly enough, near Roswell) and our aliens are not always the same. Some just come from the south to help around the house...

    :thumbsup: fuuny stuff(bump)
  • 01-09-2013
    ako
    I went to school with a guy that tried to have a wank with a Sidchrome combination spanner.

    Old fella got stuck and he had to go to hospital to get the blood drained to restore flaccidity.

    He was called Sid from that day forth.