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    Disappointed with myself

    I went out with my friends last night, hit up a good club and got my drink on. Why is it that when intoxicated, your judgement is impaired? Mine was definitely impaired, because when I woke up this morning, it was next to one of the ugliest girls ive ever seen... I kinda felt sick to my stomach. Thank god it was her house, so I could hightail it out of there asap.

    The walk of shame has never been so... shameful...

    I wish I could say Ive only bagged 8's and higher, but clearly, this isnt the case anymore...

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    the tough part is explaining it to the S.O.
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    as you should be. (high-five followed be repeated fist pumps)

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    I dont have a S.O, so i dont really have anything to worry about...

    when I got back to my place, i grabbed a bottle of Canadian Club that was on the table and probably downed a quarter of the bottle... i felt like I needed to clean my mouth... and it still doesnt feel quite clean...

    My roommates are not going to let me live this one down

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    Hopefully you had enough sense to bag it
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    To keep it MTB related, you should at least add something relevant, like:

    Quote Originally Posted by Marko G
    ...because when I woke up this morning, it was next to one of the ugliest girls ive ever seen who doesn't even ride a mountain bike...
    Obviously you didn't get your Gym-Tan-Laundry situated for that situation.


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    have the gym and laundry part down... the tan is what probably kept me from playing in the big leagues last night...

    5 minutes ago she sent me a text... "did you have fun last night"

    1) When the hell did I give her my number?
    2) WHY the hell did I give her my number?
    3) HELL NO I did not have fun last night...

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    You should probably spend more time in the religious thread!!!

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    maybe you did have fun..

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_owl
    maybe you did have fun..
    even if i did, its void by how ugly this girl was...

    im not a hater in the least, but damn, this girl was ugly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marko G
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    5 minutes ago she sent me a text... "did you have fun last night"
    Just be thankful she didn't text you with "Hey Tiny, did you have fun last night"

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    I wonder why this thread got binned - there's a lesson in here isn't there?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Wait, your telling me that a series of poor decisions resulted in negative consequences? If you are drinking and sleeping with random women, you better prepare for a life full of disappointments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sizzler
    ... If you are drinking and sleeping with random women, you better prepare for a life full of disappointments.
    YEP!!


    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    could have been worse... she could have had 5o'clock shadow this morning and you hemorrhoids could have been screaming bloody murder.....


    ugly will wash off.......... and ugly chicks try harder.... go back for a 2nd helping sober....
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