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    Quote Originally Posted by bigfruits View Post
    do you still go to hell if you tried fagging out once but didnt like it?
    I think if you keep your eyes closed it doesnt count. Its in the bible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Understater View Post
    Eating shrimp???
    11 Things The Bible Bans, But You Do Anyway - 11 Points


    Theres a good list with a bunch of fun sins in it. My faviort is pulling out. Wish i knew that in high school

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    Then this guy goes on for five pages to justify breaking some of gods laws while trying to enforce some on others.

    Why eating shrimps is not like homosexuality - All Unkept

    To me when I look at these old morality books and compare how they were followed over 3000 years ,all the while the book getting pointed to as the source of morality. It becomes very clear that morality comes from the sociity you live in not from the sky.


    So parktools wants to quote bible verses then name tools after a homosexual slur. In there minds they are being moral, but socity is changing and that frame alinment gauge will get renamed soon. Soon people that say the bible is against homosexuality will be laughed at just like if someone suggested a womans hand be chopped off for grabbong a mans balls. People know that the bible was written a long time ago by a bunch of men.

    To find the devine insperation you need to read between the lines and look to your heart for the meanings. Strange how much the average persons heart has changed over the last hundred years. Has Gods hearts changed or has socities?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuglio View Post
    I think if you keep your eyes closed it doesnt count. Its in the bible.

    damn, i thought just avoiding eye contact made it non-gay. imma have to edit my rulebook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigfruits View Post
    damn, i thought just avoiding eye contact made it non-gay. imma have to edit my rulebook.
    No eye contact is fine as long as you don't smile . If your smiling then eyes gotta be shut!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainbiker24 View Post
    1) I know a Christian is ethical. A true Christian, anyway.

    2) I obviously believe that not all good people are Christian, given that I just said that in the quote you quoted. Not that I need to justify anything to you, but I know I can trust a true Christian. I need to get to know a non-Christian before completely trusting them. I also need to get to know Christians before trusting them, too, since not all "Christians" are truly Christian. It's sort of like saying I prefer a doctor to give me medical advice over somebody that isn't, because the title is comforting, even though a non-doctor may be perfectly qualified.

    3) A Christian that isn't a good person isn't much of a Christian.

    4) If this thread was pointless, why are you posting here?
    Can you get some kind of test strips to check for this condition? Something like litmus paper?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainbiker24 View Post
    Dude, I told you I trust non-Christians. I just need to get to know them a little bit more. Being a true Christian proves to me that you are an ethical person. You can be ethical or trustworthy and not be a Christian, but I can't just read the cover. I need to read some of the book, first. Get it?
    BWAHAHAHA, ''Being a true christian proves to me that you are an ethical person''...........

    Sorry mate, thats the funniest thing ive heard all year...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainbiker24 View Post
    Dude, I told you I trust non-Christians. I just need to get to know them a little bit more. Being a true Christian proves to me that you are an ethical person. You can be ethical or trustworthy and not be a Christian, but I can't just read the cover. I need to read some of the book, first. Get it?
    Got it. I am a true Christian. Can I borrow $10,000?
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    Ive had a vision from god, GOD HAS SPOKEN TO ME, HE HAS THIS MESSAGE TO GIVE TO YOU GOD BOTHERERS..

    ''Tone's, please tell these guys that constantly bother me with their prayers to STOP BOTHERING ME, ive taken a break from my swingers party and im trying to have a bong in peace, but all i get is prayer after prayer and im god damn over it.......''
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post

    (P.S. I am an agnostic. Or а fuсkitist. Depends on who is asking.)
    I don't believe in anything, not even nihilism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuglio View Post
    No eye contact is fine as long as you don't smile . If your smiling then eyes gotta be shut!
    I haven't had sex with another man, yet, but I do know that it would be really hard to not smile when getting down with my wife.

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    The Dark Side of Park Tools?

    Quote Originally Posted by jackbombay View Post
    I haven't had sex with another man, yet, but I do know that it would be really hard to not smile when getting down with my wife.
    I'm gonna have to agree with you on that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackbombay View Post
    I haven't had sex with another man, yet, but I do know that it would be really hard to not smile when getting down with my wife.
    I dont know if your allowed to enjoy sex at all.. maybe a true christain will chime in and enlighten us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuglio View Post
    I dont know if your allowed to enjoy sex at all.. maybe a true christain will chime in and enlighten us.

    Pretty sure you're allowed to enjoy it as long as you shout Holy scriptures during the act.

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    sorry got to point out..

    True christians, vicars and young "adult" males.

    trust them totally too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.B. Weld View Post
    Pretty sure you're allowed to enjoy it as long as you shout Holy scriptures during the act.
    When I was in the army some chick told me I fcked better then Jesus. That has to count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.B. Weld View Post
    Pretty sure you're allowed to enjoy it as long as you shout Holy scriptures during the act.
    I'm safe, the girls always shout "Oh God" in the heat of the moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackbombay View Post
    I haven't had sex with another man, yet, but I do know that it would be really hard to not smile when getting down with my wife.
    Uhhhh......tmi?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Is a Muslim to a Christian what 29" is to 26"? Or is the answer somewhere in between? Say, a Hindu or 27.5"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackbombay View Post
    I haven't had sex with another man, yet, but I do know that it would be really hard to not smile when getting down with my wife.

    Oh no................
    The thread is heading to the gutter fast now. At least we got 2 pages out of it with a range of subjects intermingled. We have bike tools, bikes tire sizes, religion, and sex.

    If we could have somehow intermingled Capitalism vs Socialism, this thread would be in every WTF college course.
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    God manages prayers like emails, Facebook pokes, and text messages.
    And he has YOU on ignore!
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    ...This comment has been redacted by the CIA/NSA...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ziscwg View Post
    If we could have somehow intermingled Capitalism vs Socialism, this thread would be in every WTF college course.
    And we did not mention Hitler once.

    ..ooups, now we did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    And we did not mention Hitler once.

    ..ooups, now we did.
    Park tools inc. were nazi sympathizers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuglio View Post
    Park tools inc. were nazi sympathizers.
    As evidenced by the nipple adjustment zerk injector they sell.

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    Just to be clear, many of you have this cartoonish understanding of Christianity that you glean from sources that reinforce your opinions rather than informing or challenging them.

    Many educated and thoughtful people are faithful Christians including many in Medicine and science.

    It's easy to laugh at the religious nuts out there but quoting the Bible, reading It, and understanding it does not make you an intolerant zealot. In fact, since so much of Western thinking has been shaped by Christianity, even an atheist, if he wanted to be educated in his own culture, might have the intellectual humility to read It.

    But to read the Bible looking for contradictions is idiotic. The Fathers of the Church spent a great deal of time compiling and editing what has become the New Testament. They knew theology backwards and forward, living and breathing it, so to speak. Give them a little credit for knowing what they were doing.

    The great theologians and martyrs of the Church bear no resemblance to the caricatures you create.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziscwg View Post
    Oh no................
    The thread is heading to the gutter fast now. At least we got 2 pages out of it with a range of subjects intermingled. We have bike tools, bikes tire sizes, religion, and sex.

    If we could have somehow intermingled Capitalism vs Socialism, this thread would be in every WTF college course.
    Thanks, Obama.
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    Just to be clear, perhaps a few of us might have an outstanding education in theology as well, and a strong foundation in the various histories of world religions.

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    study/learn Magic, and it really is just manipulative stupid human tricks.
    Usually done for profit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ailuropoda View Post
    Many educated and thoughtful people are faithful Christians including many in Medicine and science.
    Indeed. Also Muslims, Buddhists, Jews, Mormon, Atheists. Mostly agnostics though.

    I have also met seemingly educated people who believe in Scientology. Or physics professors who frequent psychics.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ailuropoda View Post
    But to read the Bible looking for contradictions is idiotic. The Fathers of the Church spent a great deal of time compiling and editing what has become the New Testament. They knew theology backwards and forward, living and breathing it, so to speak. Give them a little credit for knowing what they were doing.
    Which church? I was baptized as Russian Orthodox, should I listen to what Bishop of Rome tells us? Mormons maybe?

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    It's not gay if it's a three-way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ailuropoda View Post

    But to read the Bible looking for contradictions is idiotic. The Fathers of the Church spent a great deal of time compiling and editing what has become the New Testament. They knew theology backwards and forward, living and breathing it, so to speak. Give them a little credit for knowing what they were doing.
    May I suggest you read this book, and learn a lot more about your sacred text.

    Amazon.com: Misquoting Jesus: The Story Behind Who Changed the Bible and Why (9780060859510): Bart D. Ehrman: Books

    It applies textual criticism to the Bible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ailuropoda View Post
    Just to be clear, many of you have this cartoonish understanding of Christianity
    Are you talking about christians ?

    The fastest way to become an athiest is to read the bible.

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    i'm not religious because i like to be able to pork without too much guilt. (reread that, i didnt say eat pork)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ziscwg View Post
    Oh no................
    The thread is heading to the gutter fast now. At least we got 2 pages out of it with a range of subjects intermingled. We have bike tools, bikes tire sizes, religion, and sex.

    If we could have somehow intermingled Capitalism vs Socialism, this thread would be in every WTF college course.
    Park Tools is run by a bunch of god-hating, gay Commies! And they regularly consult with Hitler for marketing strategies. But that doesn't officially happen.

    Oh, and they don't even like bikes. Turns out the whole company is just a laundering operation for their coke smuggling gig.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Uhhhh......tmi?
    You, as far as I know, have not had sex with another man either, yet






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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    i'm not religious because i like to be able to pork without too much guilt. (reread that, i didnt say eat pork)
    Pork Tools? I have plenty... but no Frame Alignment Gauge... yet!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackbombay View Post
    You, as far as I know, have not had sex with another man either, yet
    Does circle jerking on an internet forum count?

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    they should change it to the " chainstay universal neutralization tool "
    that way no one would be offended
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burnt-Orange View Post
    they should change it to the " chainstay universal neutralization tool "
    that way no one would be offended
    The last thing they need is the feminist crowd involved... whew....
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    i'm not religious because i like to be able to pork without too much guilt. (reread that, i didnt say eat pork)
    I have a 'Pork Depth Gague' with me at all times, frequently 'in hand'. It has proven quite useful (yet limited) in many dodgy situations. It is great, reliable tool, but it is out of alignment to the left just a little. It also varies greatly in measuring capability, generally due to the various textures of the specific subject it is measuring.

    In general, I get the fastest measurements when it is well lubricated, but this certainly varies.
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    I can't believe this thread has been allowed to continue. It has not been productive at all and has crossed several lines.
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    Quote Originally Posted by juan_speeder View Post
    May I suggest you read this book, and learn a lot more about your sacred text.

    Amazon.com: Misquoting Jesus: The Story Behind Who Changed the Bible and Why (9780060859510): Bart D. Ehrman: Books

    It applies textual criticism to the Bible.
    Once again, with feeling, the Bible was compiled by the learned fathers of the Church primarily at the First Council of Nicea in the fourth century. What they included and excluded was debated vigorously amd I'm sure there were strong disagreements. Nevertheless, while the New Testament did not spring magically from a magic cauldron, it is what it is. What wasn't included is no more valid or invalid from a purely historical perspective than what was...except is wasn't included and you either believe that the warm hand of God guided our Holy Fathers or you don't.

    Everything else is just conspiracy history. The synoptic Gospels are, again, what they are. Essentially the recollections of events from four different perspectives. Anybody who simply reads the Bible without a chip on his shoulder can see this.

    I realize that disproving the Bible is a cottage industry on the Internet but I think I'll listen to the Holy Fathers and take the time to understand what they say on the subject.

    Even an educated atheist does not flippantly dismiss the beauty and wisdom of the Bible.

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    All of the lines crossed are artificial ones.
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    I'm a big fan of Park's Derailleur Hanger Alignment Gauge. Is DHAG a hidden slur? Maybe a jab at old, unkempt ladies?
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    And a challenge. I'd like to see you folks insulting Christianity do the same to Islam.

    You won't. Because political correctness is gutless and hypocritical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Indeed. Also Muslims, Buddhists, Jews, Mormon, Atheists. Mostly agnostics though.

    I have also met seemingly educated people who believe in Scientology. Or physics professors who frequent psychics.



    Which church? I was baptized as Russian Orthodox, should I listen to what Bishop of Rome tells us? Mormons maybe?
    The Church. In the fourth Century. AD

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    Sure I will, I already did.
    Abraham/Ibrahim?
    Give us a break.
    halal/Kosher...god I love bacon.
    It's those damn meddlesome BUDDHISTS, I tells ya!

    Why so sensitive, Anyhoo? Are you insecure?

    here.


    Now you post a hilarious one about Paul!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ailuropoda View Post
    And a challenge. I'd like to see you folks insulting Christianity do the same to Islam.

    You won't. Because political correctness is gutless and hypocritical.
    you mean their mecca, that has a stupid asteroid in it?? All religions are based on one thing, telling others what to believe. And declaring all others wrong.

    they are all equally worthless.


    But thanks for bunching non Christians in the "politically correct" crowd. Atheists are found across the political spectrum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ailuropoda View Post
    And a challenge. I'd like to see you folks insulting Christianity do the same to Islam.

    You won't. Because political correctness is gutless and hypocritical.
    Islam is bull**** too. if Park Tools had a Koran quote and sold a tool with a questionable anti-infidel acronym, I'd say the same variety of thing, as would more people than are piping up in this thread.

    You poor little persecuted majority.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ailuropoda View Post
    And a challenge. I'd like to see you folks insulting Christianity do the same to Islam.


    Here ya go, a twofer.
    Is the Koran a work of fiction like the bible?

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