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    Confucius say....



    ..."Man with two hand in pocket feel cocky all day rong."

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    "when a fork in the road is reached, turn around and go back where you came from"

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    "Man With Tool in Woman's Mouth Not Necessarily Dentist"
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    Falling down is part of LIFE…Getting back up is LIVING…

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    "Man who go through turnstile sideways going to bangkok."

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    ..."Man who drop watch in toilet have shîtty time."

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    "man who have two women at once in double trouble"

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    "Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night."
    Falling down is part of LIFE…Getting back up is LIVING…

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    When all else fails read the directions..
    lean forward

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    "Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement."

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    "he looks but he does not see"

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    "Woman who cook carrot and peas in same pot is unsanitary."

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    Confucius say: Butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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    "Man who put cock in peanut butter is fücking nuts"

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    ......man who screw in sand get raw deal......

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    He who stands on toilet, gets high on pot.

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    man who go to bed with itchy bottom wake up with smelly finger

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    Quote Originally Posted by shibiwan View Post
    "Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement."

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    Shibi, mate you put that pic in the wrong thread, it belonged here in the What is the best way to crack a walnut thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    Shibi, mate you put that pic in the wrong thread, it belonged here in the What is the best way to crack a walnut thread.
    Indeed... those ass cheeks could crack much more than a walnut....

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    Quote Originally Posted by shibiwan View Post
    Indeed... those ass cheeks could crack much more than a walnut....

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    just fixed it for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    man who go to bed with itchy bottom wake up with smelly finger
    ...and the obvious followup...

    "Man who scratches ass should not bite own fingernails"

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    For Hutch: "never drop the soap in prison"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    For Hutch: "never drop the soap in prison"
    LOL... that reminds me of the soap nunchuks in Big Stan.

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    .....woman that flies upside down has hairy crack up.


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    Confucius say: foolish man gives wife piano for birthday present. Wise man give her upright organ.
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    No, YOU don't understand. You're making an ass of yourself for all of eternity.

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    Oral sex makes one's day. Anal sex makes one's hole weak.
    No, YOU don't understand. You're making an ass of yourself for all of eternity.

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    Confucius say: Man who thinks he is a tepee and a wigwam is two tents.

    Speaking of Hutch, anyone seen him yet?
    Sometimes, you need to go fast enough that the trail is a blur to find clarity. -- Wild Bill

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    ^ He's still trying not to drop the soap.

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    "Man who eat many prunes sit on toilet many moons"


    ....maybe Hutch accidentally dropped the soap.....


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    He who fart in church, sit in own pew.

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    man who put rooster in freezer wake up with frozen cock

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    Confucious say:

    FREE HUTCH!
    I like to hug trees at FULL SPEED!
    INSTAGRAM -> hawaii808MTB
    FACEBOOK -> Big Island Mountain Biking

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    Confucious say:

    Mountain bike man need two helmets for protection. Regular man just need one.

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    Confucious say:

    Please free Hutch as "please" is magic word and no one else use it so far.

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    Confucious say baseball wrong man with 4 balls cannot walk

    Confucious say man who stand on toilet high on pot

    Confucious say America very good place to put Chinese restaurant

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    Money does not buy happiness, poverty...

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    Groucho Confucious say:
    Time wounds all heels.
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    Confucius say

    He who sleeps in cat house by day, in doghouse by night.

    He who want pretty nurse, must be patient.

    Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Confucius say,

    Women's panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

    Man who thinks of only number one, must remember this number is next to nothing.

    and one I think applies to mtbr's problems of late,
    life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
    Round and round we go

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    confucious say: it takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    "Girl who sit on brother-in-law's lap make it hard for sister."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Richard View Post
    He who fart in church, sit in own pew.
    DAMMIT! i had to read the whole thread to make sure that one hadnt been mentioned. it's my favorite
    fap

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    Shortcuts make for long journeys.

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    Man with five ***** will have pants that fit like a glove.


    Women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.
    Falling down is part of LIFE…Getting back up is LIVING…

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2ridealot View Post
    Man with five ***** will have pants that fit like a glove.


    Women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.
    Women are like Christmas Trees, the ornaments are on top, but the gifts are usually found at the bottom of the bush.

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    90% of asian men have cataracts, the other 10% have rincoln continentals.

    No offence to anyone. i'm 3/4 italian, the other 1/4 a mix of german, irish, dutch, and french, so feel free for a come back.
    Round and round we go

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    It good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.
    No, YOU don't understand. You're making an ass of yourself for all of eternity.

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    "Man with one chopstick go hungry"

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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    90% of asian men have cataracts, the other 10% have rincoln continentals.

    No offence to anyone. i'm 3/4 italian, the other 1/4 a mix of german, irish, dutch, and french, so feel free for a come back.
    i'm asian and it offends me
    that you only had one! asian jokes cracks my dad up.

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