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    Confucius say....



    ..."Man with two hand in pocket feel cocky all day rong."

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    "when a fork in the road is reached, turn around and go back where you came from"

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    "Man With Tool in Woman's Mouth Not Necessarily Dentist"
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    Falling down is part of LIFE…Getting back up is LIVING…

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    "Man who go through turnstile sideways going to bangkok."

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    ..."Man who drop watch in toilet have shîtty time."

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    "man who have two women at once in double trouble"

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    "Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night."
    Falling down is part of LIFE…Getting back up is LIVING…

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    When all else fails read the directions..
    lean forward

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    "Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement."

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    "he looks but he does not see"

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    "Woman who cook carrot and peas in same pot is unsanitary."

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    Confucius say: Butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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    "Man who put cock in peanut butter is fücking nuts"

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    ......man who screw in sand get raw deal......

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    He who stands on toilet, gets high on pot.

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    man who go to bed with itchy bottom wake up with smelly finger

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    Quote Originally Posted by shibiwan View Post
    "Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement."

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    Shibi, mate you put that pic in the wrong thread, it belonged here in the What is the best way to crack a walnut thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    Shibi, mate you put that pic in the wrong thread, it belonged here in the What is the best way to crack a walnut thread.
    Indeed... those ass cheeks could crack much more than a walnut....

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    Quote Originally Posted by shibiwan View Post
    Indeed... those ass cheeks could crack much more than a walnut....

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    just fixed it for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    man who go to bed with itchy bottom wake up with smelly finger
    ...and the obvious followup...

    "Man who scratches ass should not bite own fingernails"

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    For Hutch: "never drop the soap in prison"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    For Hutch: "never drop the soap in prison"
    LOL... that reminds me of the soap nunchuks in Big Stan.

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    .....woman that flies upside down has hairy crack up.


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    Confucius say: foolish man gives wife piano for birthday present. Wise man give her upright organ.
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    No, YOU don't understand. You're making an ass of yourself for all of eternity.

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