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    Oral sex makes one's day. Anal sex makes one's hole weak.
    No, YOU don't understand. You're making an ass of yourself for all of eternity.

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    Confucius say: Man who thinks he is a tepee and a wigwam is two tents.

    Speaking of Hutch, anyone seen him yet?
    "I love the bike. It's my meditation. I think I'm bike-sexual." -Robin Williams

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    ^ He's still trying not to drop the soap.
    ...and proud member of the anti-sock puppet desolation

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    "Man who eat many prunes sit on toilet many moons"


    ....maybe Hutch accidentally dropped the soap.....


    -S

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    He who fart in church, sit in own pew.

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    man who put rooster in freezer wake up with frozen cock

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    Confucious say:

    FREE HUTCH!
    I like to hug trees at FULL SPEED!

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    Confucious say:

    Mountain bike man need two helmets for protection. Regular man just need one.

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    Confucious say:

    Please free Hutch as "please" is magic word and no one else use it so far.

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    Confucious say baseball wrong man with 4 balls cannot walk

    Confucious say man who stand on toilet high on pot

    Confucious say America very good place to put Chinese restaurant

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    Money does not buy happiness, poverty...

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    Groucho Confucious say:
    Time wounds all heels.
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    Confucius say

    He who sleeps in cat house by day, in doghouse by night.

    He who want pretty nurse, must be patient.

    Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Confucius say,

    Women's panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

    Man who thinks of only number one, must remember this number is next to nothing.

    and one I think applies to mtbr's problems of late,
    life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
    Round and round we go

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    confucious say: it takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it

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    "Girl who sit on brother-in-law's lap make it hard for sister."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Richard View Post
    He who fart in church, sit in own pew.
    DAMMIT! i had to read the whole thread to make sure that one hadnt been mentioned. it's my favorite
    fap

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    Shortcuts make for long journeys.

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    Man with five ***** will have pants that fit like a glove.


    Women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.
    Falling down is part of LIFE…Getting back up is LIVING…

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2ridealot View Post
    Man with five ***** will have pants that fit like a glove.


    Women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.
    Women are like Christmas Trees, the ornaments are on top, but the gifts are usually found at the bottom of the bush.
    "i'll brazilian when YOU do boy, right around the ol' rusty star. Actually, whole fruit bowl. Get on it!" NicoleB

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    90% of asian men have cataracts, the other 10% have rincoln continentals.

    No offence to anyone. i'm 3/4 italian, the other 1/4 a mix of german, irish, dutch, and french, so feel free for a come back.
    Round and round we go

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    It good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.
    No, YOU don't understand. You're making an ass of yourself for all of eternity.

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    "Man with one chopstick go hungry"

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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    90% of asian men have cataracts, the other 10% have rincoln continentals.

    No offence to anyone. i'm 3/4 italian, the other 1/4 a mix of german, irish, dutch, and french, so feel free for a come back.
    i'm asian and it offends me
    that you only had one! asian jokes cracks my dad up.
    i'm on my Last Herb
    RestInPeace Hook

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