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    Civil Rights and Severe Pain.

    The US Government and Police departments of this country are now installing devices into your body to create severe pain.

    They are installing devices into your head,mouth,shoulder,penis,vagina, once these devices are installed you automatically black out at night, they then proceed to enter your home, and install more of this crap into your body.

    They want to hear every conversation you are having and control every aspect of your life, all in effort to line their pockets with money, with disregard to your life, and your family's life.

    Help stop this atrocity by spreading the word to as many people as possible.


    Beware, the police and government are now having undercover friends drug you, put you to sleep, and install tiny microphones into your mouth and skull. Side effects may include severe pain, accidents that were not your fault.

    When you go to sleep, you black out, and the government and police break into your home and rape you, and install more of this shit into your body.

    Spread the word. Don't let new friends sleep over.

    Tell all your friends, its only a matter of time before it effects you.

    Signs that this has happen to you,

    1. severe tooth pain.
    2. your anus was loose when you woke up.
    3. your girlfriends vagina has some kind of bump in it.
    4. unexplainable pain randomly, throughout the day.
    5. stomach pain, cant crap.

    things to do to annoy the police and goverment that are listening to you through unuathorized taps into your body. (this helps kill some of these in your body and flush them out)

    1. making slirping sounds with your mouth.
    2. try to stay up for over 48 hours without going to sleep, try to take a lot of craps.
    3. monster energy drink.
    4. avoid eating out, try cooking at home.
    5. avoid shady doctors and clinics.
    6. lots of bread and crapping.
    7. after meals use a plastic toothpick to clean your teeth.
    8. boiling hot showers.



    watch what you say, some money hungry rat is listetning to everyword you say.

    The police and government are now installing tiny microscopic microchips into your mouth and body so they can listen to every word you are saying.

    Don't come to los angeles, everyone in the town is a goverment or police rat.

    Don't let strangers sleep over at your house.

    These same devices installed into your body create pain.

    It's in everything you own, you visit a doctor, he sticks it into your body.

    In the food you eat.

    In your tire ..............

    Watch out, be careful what you say and do.

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    While I would not doubt the US guvmnt is capable of unscrupulous acts, don't take this the wrong way, but do you think perhaps you should talk to your doctor about this idea? Schizophrenia comes to my mind as an alternative to government control.

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    This could become a classic.

    btw............my anus hurts.

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    Civil Rights and Severe Pain.-i-give-zero.jpgEpic first post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b189 View Post
    3. monster energy drink.

    Lame advertisement for Monster...
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    If everyone poops out their unauthorized body taps, then the terrorists have won.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    If everyone poops out their unauthorized body taps, then the terrorists have won.
    NO! It's worse than that! The taps then go from your body to the sewer system. Providing the terrorists (the gov't) with all the information needed to successfully clog up YOUR drain if they wanted to! I mean, imagine that! BAMN! Your drain is plugged and you have to call a plumber (on a SUNDAY)!

    Wait... wait... Heyall? You okay? IS the gov't tracking you?
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Nevermind conceal carry while trail riding.

    I'm gonna start packin' for trips to the dentist.
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    I've been feeling another presence whilst sitting on the toilet lately. I assumed it was paranoia but now I'm thinking NSA? Things have gone too far my friends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I've been feeling another presence whilst sitting on the toilet lately. I assumed it was paranoia but now I'm thinking NSA? Things have gone too far my friends.
    You're right. Things have gone too far......................up my....

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    Now that you mention it...I did notice a bump in your moms vagina.

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    ^ That was just old-school gonorrhea.
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    Civil Rights and Severe Pain.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Robg68 View Post
    The Gov't. told him you'd say that.
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    The plot thickens.

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    Dude that wasn't the government that put those things in it was aliens.
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    I ordered a microscopic microchip detector just to be safe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I've been feeling another presence whilst sitting on the toilet lately.
    Tone's has GOT to be involved, somehow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Tone's has GOT to be involved, somehow.
    Actually I'm beginning to wonder if I crossed paths with Tones in Thailand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Tone's has GOT to be involved, somehow.
    It's threads such as these that I really miss Tone's.

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    Neg-repped. I suggest the rest of you follow suit. This guy needs A LONG CHAIN OF RED.

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    But what if he's right about this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Neg-repped. I suggest the rest of you follow suit. This guy needs A LONG CHAIN OF RED.
    He was up to two reds earlier then came back to green, now he's red again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    He was up to two reds earlier then came back to green, now he's red again.
    Make him redder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Make him redder.
    I did my part.
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    I plus repped just because he admitted to having been anally probed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I did my part.
    You accidentally hit pos rep, lol!!! He's green again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    You accidentally hit pos rep, lol!!! He's green again!
    Lol, no I gave him red earlier today. Looks like AZ was the kind hearted soul.

    edit: I just checked the OP's green and it's two chicklets. Damn AZ you got some powar.
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    Heck yeah, if you've been anally probed by the LAPD you need all the sympathy you can get. Welcome to LA, we'll treat you like a King (Rodney that is).

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