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    Bikes over boobs, but vag and ass over bikes.

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    Get back to work!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by pfullarton View Post
    need a "not safe for work" tag in this one, i love the pic, and so did the three guys who walked past my desk! I've got a great bike, and a girl with great boobs, but she is chicken **** and doesn't ride
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    Riding.....

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    I like legs, and nice boobs. Not fond of ass (because poop comes out that end).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Addict View Post
    Bikes over boobs, but vag and ass over bikes.
    If any of those parts are under a bike she's crashed... and might need CPR!
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the-one1 View Post
    I like legs, and nice boobs. Not fond oAss f ass (because poop comes out that end).
    Ass is awesome!

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    Dude, got any schwag?
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    Titties & Beer [equal to] Bikes & Beer [equal to] Titties & Bikes; repeat.


    All three of which I enjoy at high velocity.


    This is what I call the viscous circle.
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    ... Shredtopia!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    for all the obvious reasons..i like a nice backyard instead of a big front yard is all i'm gonna say.
    Just as long as that hedge in the middle is trimmed or taken completely out.

    Edit; How did my reply get in ahead of the post I replied to?
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    for all the obvious reasons..i like a nice backyard instead of a big front yard is all i'm gonna say.
    i really should type less and tread more

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    @ shocker - ahh yes. you are correct sir. i guess i'm referring to the two big trees near the street that are gonna sag and fall (eventually) but by all means the front porch should be clear of all hedges and small potted plants and yard gnomes.
    i really should type less and tread more

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 View Post
    Ass is awesome!
    Indeed it is.

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    My wife always tells me she would rather have a
    tiny hiney than ittybitty titties. I agree.

    Best, John

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    @53119 We're on the same page here. The trees in front are great if they're not overwhelming and if they keep their shape. Not a fan of a jungle in the lower tier of the front yard. I do appreciate a shiny little gnome near the front entrance, but I can take it or leave it.
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    Tough decision...if you get to keep the bike, you will get years of enjoyment...if you get to keep the girl...well, we all know what they bring to the table after a few months. Did you know that girls poop? Apparently girls poop. And fart. And burp. And eat a lot...A LOT. And are actually much messier and dirtier than myself (I'm a f*ckin' ape for cryin' out loud)...I found all this out about 3 months into my current relationship...

    My vote is for the bike ONLY because it will bring me enjoyment for a longer amount of time, if the time was limited to a day or two, boobs for sure..

    Oh, and in the long run the bike will cost much less...

    However, the more I'm thinking...the bike won't make me food or do the dishes...

    Nah, bike it is!
    Mountain bikers who don't road ride have no legs...
    Road riders who don't mountain bike have no soul...

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    Sometimes the choice comes down to which one will be more maintenance.
    I can barely get my mouth around it.

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    I got a wife with perfect boobs, but those don't just show up whenever i want them too, add to the fact that I usually go riding when I am frustrated/grumpy/irritated at said wife.

    Lesson: Boobs will always be desired, but not always available; bikes will always be available and desired.

    Probably makes me want boobs more though since they are not as easy to get.
    My Bike: FORM Cycles Titanium Prevail 29er

    "Any wheel size is better than sitting at a computer all day." -Myself

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    see me rollin, they hatin
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    i was once a little chunkier, and had big jumblees. Then i lost a bunch of weight and i went from grapefruits to oranges. you know what? who cares. once you dont have much anymore, you dont even think about them. you realize it was stupid to even care about boobs. i didnt get less attention when the shrunk. stupid ol' fatbags (fatbags are still loads better than plastic bags tho!)

    So yeah, bikes all the way.

    i still have phantom boob pain though wahhhhhh

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    now that i see the pic...if they dont collapse when she lays down, they are plastic....plastic with skin stretched over. thats not a boob! thats a wannaboob!

    the second girl posing with the bike...that might be legit. i like

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    Well, those are legit for sure
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Boobs or bikes ? [NSFW]-img_0076.jpg  

    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Hedges, trees, wtf? I'm away for 1.5 days and this thread turns into a landscaping discussion.

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    Yes, but its fun to waste.

    Best, John

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    Remember, more than a handful is wasted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aikane View Post
    Hedges, trees, wtf? I'm away for 1.5 days and this thread turns into a landscaping discussion.
    Just thank your lucky stars we're going into detail about MANscaping!
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    Quote Originally Posted by David C View Post
    Well, those are legit for sure
    Oh my! I'd follow that around damn near any trail. I was riding yesterday-where was she hiding?

    Back to the OP. I could at least build up the Intense with IOUs and a credit card. No way could I afford that gal... Bike it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    Remember, more than a handful is wasted.
    HORSE PUCKY!
    Then again, I've got rather large hands so it's rare to find more than I can HANDle. At least in reality.

    This is really a tough call, as I am very much a boob man. However, the frames that said boobs are attached to have always caused more headaches than the frame that's under me on the trail. The bike is my "mental floss", Mother Nature my mistress. And despite the fact that my regular ride spot has many a jiggly jogger to tease my senses, I'm also going to have to say bike. On most days, anyway. If rides were punctuated with one-night stands (as opposed to every day life being marked with occasional rides), I'd be golden. I don't think, however, the Missus would go for it.

    And FWIW, jugs>surgically enhanced bags.
    I'm not big-boned, I'm a Clyde.

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    You can have a sweet frame with sh|tty parts, therefore my vote goes for "the whole package".

    I've seen chicks with nice racks, just to turn around looking like the vampire scene in Dusk Til Dawn.

    So it doesn't matter if they have big boobs, small boobs, small ass or an apple bottom... they have to have a nice face, and have a dope attitude. Tall, short, skinny, curvy... when put together well... I'm checking her out (through a series of reflections, and with my sun glasses on - I'm married and have mastered this art).

    I like my women like my steel frame singlespeed: Simple, cool, fun, low maintenance and always down for whatever. Plain to the general public, but for those in the know, appreciated. Steel, because it lasts forever, easily repairable, and undoes stress with the ability to snap back. Ride quality isn't harsh. Parts may wear, and rust may form, but it will always be my go-to. Bike technology is always bringing new, flashy models, but my steel singlespeed, like my woman, will always be the most beautiful in my mind.

    Oh, and COVERED in tattoos.

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