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    Attacked by Elderly Gentleman!

    So I was jwa the other day, doing my thing when an elderly gentleman from behind a counter approached me outside the diner entranceway. I told him, I says, 'GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY WAY OLD MAN' but he placed me on his ignore list. After a few words of disencouragement on his part, I proceeded to pummel him about the face and shoulders with my fully loaded messenger bag. I'd like to say he learned a lesson in humilty but I can not be certain of this. Thoughts?
    Get me the knuckles of Frisco..

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    Thoughts...Cash is good.
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    Did you get to eat at the diner?

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    What were the specials of the day? Any soup?
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    was he wielding a brush saw?

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    You should have beat him with your bike and then pulled your gun on him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pleepleus View Post
    You should have beat him with your bike and then pulled your gun on him.
    You left out the swift multiple kicks to the face

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    Pics or a vid would help, it sounds like you left out alot of information, the part about you hitting him with your purse is believable though...
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    old people just never learn.

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    He had it coming, but you try that sh!t with me boy and I will lay you the eff out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crankout View Post
    So I was jwa the other day, doing my thing when an elderly gentleman from behind a counter approached me outside the diner entranceway. I told him, I says, 'GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY WAY OLD MAN' but he placed me on his ignore list. After a few words of disencouragement on his part, I proceeded to pummel him about the face and shoulders with my fully loaded messenger bag. I'd like to say he learned a lesson in humilty but I can not be certain of this. Thoughts?
    OK Mother Goose, tell another one.
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    was this before or after he was enjoying his discounted coffee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6_String_Jams View Post
    was this before or after he was enjoying his discounted coffee?
    He was a grumpy old man. He doesn't enjoy ANYTHING.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy03 View Post
    OK Mother Goose, tell another one.
    A few others I have, but not at this time. The crowd here has become timid in response to these acts of justified self-defense by our biking brethren. It is discouraging that the young man attacked by the runner is not getting our full-hearted support. I suggest a fund raising campaign.

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    Should have went with a simple nipple-pinch. Then tie his shoelaces together and push.

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    You done bad just beating him senseless, you shoulda' offed that old codger. Them old guys are always grouching about everything and farting and smelling up the place...they deserve to die before their time.

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    It is real shame.........If I only knew this impolite guy with messenger bag I encountered the other day was a fellow MTBR member, I wouldn't have reported him to the Russian mafia. They promised to skin him alive and send me the skin already cured...........It is too late now, I paid in advance and they don't accept cancellations........I feel so sorry........ BTW, who knows what cream is the best for natural leather saddles?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricko View Post
    You done bad just beating him senseless, you shoulda' offed that old codger. Them old guys are always grouching about everything and farting and smelling up the place...they deserve to die before their time.




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    I like to eat cheetos on bed.

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    On ignore. Bring it on...

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    I am the first who noticed - you have 666 posts as of now!

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