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    Angry, Drunk SSer Thread

    This better ****ing last until oblivion, or you are all ****ing liars who ride full suspension geared bikes. Which you all probably ****ing are. *****es.

    In order to get to the ass****ing ***** eating pinnacle of angry tonight, I'm going through a bastard cockfest of beers: I'm currently starting with a Dogfishheadassmouth Midas Touch, then onto a Widmer Budweiser, then hopefully finishing with two Ninkasi Spring Reigns before passing out in my own vomit, semen and drool.

    I will wake up hating myself and do a bike ride, then start over again around five with a trip to everyone's (should be) Ninkasi. I'll get angry and piss on all your ****ing redundant and stupid **** you guys parade around like whores with their vaginas.

    xoxoxo,

    uMarty

    ps- Anyone know how the Romantic Weekend with sParty turned out? Is he dating? Did he get lucky?

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    Why dont you go ahead and shove a pineapple up your ass. You greasy butt-onion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheepo5669 View Post
    Why dont you go ahead and shove a pineapple up your ass. You greasy butt-onion.
    Because I've already used all of my "Pulling Random **** from my Ass" part of my health plan for the year.

    And instead of ass, how about we call it "Where Hamsters Go To Die."

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    low income hamster housing.

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    I'm eating Cheez-its. And drinking a Coke.
    I've made some bad decisions like taking the gears off my bike. So here's the warning: Do not as I say, nor as I do.

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    Where's CHUM when we need him?

    ISAR, you reported this objectionable thread, didn't you? It's stinking up the forum you sponsor.

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    Are you drinking yourself into oblivion because you feel guilty for not racing Puff with Sparticus?

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    Visit these 2 places to help advance trail access:
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    This is your lovely SS forum at its black-tie finest, oh Great Overlord.
    I've made some bad decisions like taking the gears off my bike. So here's the warning: Do not as I say, nor as I do.

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    Umarth is my friend!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MOJO K View Post
    Umarth is my friend!
    on facebooks or for realzzzz?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparticus View Post
    Where's CHUM when we need him?

    ISAR, you reported this objectionable thread, didn't you? It's stinking up the forum you sponsor.

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    A little derailment here (no pun intended); HBC has an ad in BIKE magazine. Making the "Bell City" proud!

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    Arch Marge, if you are reading this, Umarth is off his medication again.
    I ride at ludicrous speed

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    I think I'm going to like this forum.

    This is actually better than my queer fantasy football league.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CB2 View Post
    A little derailment here (no pun intended); HBC has an ad in BIKE magazine. Making the "Bell City" proud!
    You intend that pun and you intend it hard.
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Black tie finest? Crap, I'm in my underpants. Someone swing me a tux. In the sherbet color.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydrogeek View Post
    Arch Marge, if you are reading this, Umarth is off his medication again.
    Beer is my medication. You should see me sober. AHH!! Must go ride! Want to drive down to the Eug and drink at Ninkasi with me tonight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by umarth View Post
    Beer is my medication. You should see me sober. AHH!! Must go ride! Want to drive down to the Eug and drink at Ninkasi with me tonight?
    That sounds good, but the to be ex ball and chain is whining about the garage door again. Gotta fix the ****ing thing tonight.

    Bring your SS and lights up next Tuesday. I am planning an after work ride to end in the dark out in Tilly.
    I ride at ludicrous speed

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    Quote Originally Posted by solo24 View Post
    I think I'm going to like this forum.

    This is actually better than my queer fantasy football league.

    "Queer fantasy football", hmmm, never would've guessed..... how do we stack up compared to your "straight" fantasy football league, that's the real test?
    Live the life you love!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydrogeek View Post
    That sounds good, but the to be ex ball and chain is whining about the garage door again. Gotta fix the ****ing thing tonight.

    Bring your SS and lights up next Tuesday. I am planning an after work ride to end in the dark out in Tilly.
    Uh, that might happen. I'll keep you posted. Have fun with the woman...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOJO K View Post
    "Queer fantasy football", hmmm, never would've guessed..... how do we stack up compared to your "straight" fantasy football league, that's the real test?
    Maybe he has a soccer and football fantasy team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOJO K View Post
    "Queer fantasy football", hmmm, never would've guessed..... how do we stack up compared to your "straight" fantasy football league, that's the real test?
    Actually I meant fantasy football is queer, gay, but I still obsess over it. The guys are not, in fact they are a bunch of smack, trash talkers like you guys. Half of the time I don't even know what the hell they are talking about. They have their own Rome like lingo sort of like you all. It's all in good fun though and they have all become good friends of mine.
    Damn, I want to ride! my ss is up in N. Florida and I am not.
    Who is our new leader?

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    Quote Originally Posted by solo24 View Post
    . Half of the time I don't even know what the hell they are talking about.
    You'll be fine in here.



    I just tapped a Back Fly Stout... I should be witty and/or bitter in no time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TroutBum View Post
    I just tapped a Back Fly Stout... I should be witty and/or bitter in no time.
    I just tapped your mother/wife/significant female in your life. I already am very bitter.
    I've made some bad decisions like taking the gears off my bike. So here's the warning: Do not as I say, nor as I do.

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