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  1. #1
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    [OT FRIDAY] Salma Hayek or Tina Fey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chollaball
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    salma, nothing to discuss...

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    tina, evidently there is something to discuss

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    Don't make me choose!

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    +2 for Salma. Tina Fey is ruined for me due to the Sarah Palin thing. I saw Paul had posted and was assuming this was shut down already

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    Tina is cute and funny, not in the same looks category though. This thread is worthless without pics. Think we could photochop a moots seat post in between Salma somehow?
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    Salma is 'hot' but I've never found her to be pretty or very attractive. I don't know what it is about her. Her face seems harsh or something.

    Oh, who am I kidding? Didn't we all see From Dusk Till Dawn?

    Anyway, I vote to marry Tina and fling it with Salma, best of both worlds!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eatdrinkride
    Salma is 'hot' but I've never found her to be pretty or very attractive. I don't know what it is about her. Her face seems harsh or something.

    Oh, who am I kidding? Didn't we all see From Dusk Till Dawn?

    Anyway, I vote to marry Tina and fling it with Salma, best of both worlds!
    This man is wise.

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    was somebody watching 30 rockefeller last night?!?!?!
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    Salma: ridonculously hot
    Tina: cute and attractive in a real-woman way

    Salma: high maintenance in a diva-ish way
    Tina: high maintenance in a neurotic-girl way

    Salma: latin
    Tina: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny

    10 years: they will look like twins
    30 years: Tina will look the same. Salma's fake boobs will jut out of her chest like river rocks, and her skin will be pulled like cellophane across her cadaver-like skull

    Salma: From Dusk Til Dawn
    Tina: girls with Ugly-Girl complex give it up like they might never get it again.

    still undecided...

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    You realize that if this goes much longer I'm going to have to allow a "George Clooney or Sean Bean" -- or whomever -- poll. I'll let Durtgurl, SuLing, dgangi etc. make that call.

    p.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chollaball
    Salma: ridonculously hot
    Tina: cute and attractive in a real-woman way

    Salma: high maintenance in a diva-ish way
    Tina: high maintenance in a neurotic-girl way

    Salma: latin
    Tina: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny

    10 years: they will look like twins
    30 years: Tina will look the same. Salma's fake boobs will jut out of her chest like river rocks, and her skin will be pulled like cellophane across her cadaver-like skull

    Salma: From Dusk Til Dawn
    Tina: girls with Ugly-Girl complex give it up like they might never get it again.

    still undecided...

    they both are dogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KavuRider
    This man is wise.
    Wise? I say he's a genius

    Whenever someone mentions Selma, all I can think of is her hips in "From Dusk till Dawn"

    My oh my.........


    I vote Tina though.

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    Def Tina.
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    Totally apathetic about this and really don't care. Its a very sexist post.

    Got any more pictures??

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    As a woman, I feel more qualified to answer this. I don't have the same, umm, "bias" as men.

    I don't think either one qualify as much of a Chew Toy, but if forced, I'd have to say that the voluptuous Salma trumps Tina. That said, the comment about her face being harsh, I think it's maybe the bushy eyebrows and strong jaw? My husband says she's good from the neck down, but the face is a bit tranny.
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    Salma all the way. I could motorboat that for hours then fall asleep. I do somewhat agree with Coyote in that her face is a little tran-ish, however, dim lights or no lights could take care of that. I'm sure I'm on her top ten list as well in case anyone was wondering. I choose to believe that her boobs are real and somewhat saggy breasts are as feminine as those hips of hers.

    Tina is nerd cute and she's always at 100% when in public. That said, I bet she looks like man in the morning without makeup and push up bra. Ick.

    Good thread J.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chollaball
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    I'll take both please!! They can alternate days and then both on Sunday

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    I'd go with Tina over Salma any day.



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    I just consulted with mrs. maadjurguer and she agrees with CoyoteKis totally with respect to the tranny comment.....not that there is anything wrong with that.

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    The tranny face is a common look in South America. It's hard to distinguish from the real trannys because some don't have adams apples.

    I know a few people who found out the hard way. (no pun indented)

    Selma all the way
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    [QUOTE=Ry-daddy]I'd go with Tina over Salma any day.


    [/QUOTE

    *cough*AIR-BRUSHEDTODEATH*cough*

    I demand a Johnny Depp or Daniel Craig thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoyoteKis

    I demand a Johnny Depp or Daniel Craig thread.
    hmmmm...if only there was an invention like this button -->

    but really, to keep in the spirit of this thread, you should make it Daniel Craig vs. Ralphie May

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ry-daddy
    I'd go with Tina over Salma any day.


    +1

    Thank you, Ry.

    Cholla you need to add a third option so we can properly play marry, boff, kill. As it stands, it's too easy:

    Marry Tina, boff Salma, kill ???

    And it can't be something obvious like Rosie O'Donnell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CactusJoe
    +1

    Thank you, Ry.

    Cholla you need to add a third option so we can properly play marry, boff, kill. As it stands, it's too easy:

    Marry Tina, boff Salma, kill ???

    And it can't be something obvious like Rosie O'Donnell.

    that's easy, Jennifer Garner. After the red leather bustier in Electra its been a series of annoying hide-my-hotness-and-pretend-i-can-act movies. At least Meryl Streep pulled it off. At least Kelly McGillis pulled it off. At least Sharon Stone...no wait, kill Sharon Stone...no wait, she became a social activist against intolerance and animal cruelty so is forgiven...no wait, she went through a self-righteous phase like Bono circa "Rattle and Hum"...umm, what was the question?

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