Resistance fighter ties up a whole brigade.
Resistance report for Saturday 24th February 2007.
Lone resistance fighter Oreophilus ties up a whole brigade of Blowjob Nationals on f=88.
After planting a few information IEDs today, he went on his customary long winter ride with his famed winter bike, getting bogged down in the snow in a few places, somewhat expected and dealt with accordingly, he dug deep to conquer the terrain, then rode triumphantly back to a hot cup of cacao. Arriving late, he could only take in the second half of the Raptors defeating of yet another American team. Upon logging into f=88, he discovered that the whole brigade of Blowjob Nationals were still hovering around todays IEDs, ineffectively trying to disarm them.
Those Blowjob Nationals have declared "Mission Accomplished" on numerous occasions in the past, but it is doubtful that this new SURGE will prove to be any more effective than previous ones. Sniping will continue to be just as problematic for the more fanatical elements of f=88, Strellas will continue to shoot down those elevated egos, mortars will continue to land in the Green Zone of fascist indoctrination and RPGs will continue to disable CNN and Fox News media vehicles.
On other occasions, some would utter the words "get a life" for those members of this Blowjob Nationals Brigade, but seeing that they are willing to waste their time to such an extent might encourage other fighters to joint the resistance and plant their own IEDs, shoot their own Strellas and RPGs, and snipe at a few warmongers.
Vive la resistance.
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