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    Resistance fighter ties up a whole brigade.

    Resistance fighter ties up a whole brigade.

    Resistance report for Saturday 24th February 2007.

    Lone resistance fighter Oreophilus ties up a whole brigade of Blowjob Nationals on f=88.

    After planting a few information IEDs today, he went on his customary long winter ride with his famed winter bike, getting bogged down in the snow in a few places, somewhat expected and dealt with accordingly, he dug deep to conquer the terrain, then rode triumphantly back to a hot cup of cacao. Arriving late, he could only take in the second half of the Raptors defeating of yet another American team. Upon logging into f=88, he discovered that the whole brigade of Blowjob Nationals were still hovering around todays IEDs, ineffectively trying to disarm them.

    Those Blowjob Nationals have declared "Mission Accomplished" on numerous occasions in the past, but it is doubtful that this new SURGE will prove to be any more effective than previous ones. Sniping will continue to be just as problematic for the more fanatical elements of f=88, Strellas will continue to shoot down those elevated egos, mortars will continue to land in the Green Zone of fascist indoctrination and RPGs will continue to disable CNN and Fox News media vehicles.

    On other occasions, some would utter the words "get a life" for those members of this Blowjob Nationals Brigade, but seeing that they are willing to waste their time to such an extent might encourage other fighters to joint the resistance and plant their own IEDs, shoot their own Strellas and RPGs, and snipe at a few warmongers.

    Vive la resistance.
    Last edited by oreophilus; 02-24-2007 at 11:55 PM.
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    you are just a universal wanker magnet and you love it. A bit of a bottom feeder, too...

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    Quote Originally Posted by zenmonkey
    you are just a universal wanker magnet and you love it. A bit of a bottom feeder, too...
    Bring it on wankers!
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    The 400 resistance fighters that got greased in the past few days needs replacement.

    Please do us a favor and join them.
    KITB-"I got no beef with the terrorists"
    KITB-"It's always the college-degree-lacking bolt sorters that say such things"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Managuense
    The 400 resistance fighters that got greased in the past few days needs replacement.

    Please do us a favor and join them.
    Oreo would never go. They don't have cable tv or welfare over there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Managuense
    The 400 resistance fighters that got greased in the past few days needs replacement.

    Please do us a favor and join them.
    That was a GUERNICA massacre. The Americans bombed a whole block of civilian residences at night while they were sleeping.

    The USA has bombed a thousand GUERNICAS since the NAZIS did their first.

    GENOCIDING AmeriNazi SCUMBAGS.

    Last edited by oreophilus; 02-25-2007 at 12:38 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zenmonkey
    you are just a universal wanker magnet and you love it. A bit of a bottom feeder, too...
    But isn't it just too much, watching him try so hard to fit in at the big kid's table?

    Like one of those purse-dogs trying to act fierce.

    We should send the photo out with our Christmas letter.
    Last edited by kept man; 02-25-2007 at 05:34 PM.

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