I 'have faith' that my neighbor's cat is the messiah
He has instructed me to proclaim that the New Age of the Cat is upon us.
I call upon all of you to follow me as his prophet along the only true path to salvation. The faithfull are expected to make a pilgrimage to His litter box and sleeping blanket at least once during their life times. They can use their own cat's litter box and blanket as a shrine. All cat owners are to be designated as the chosen people, for they are merciful and kind towards the divine felines among us.
I will be updating this post with scriptures written in flowery language on a regular basis. Of course they will be mistranslated, poorly edited, and full of contradictions, but who cares? You just have to have faith!
In order to be baptised into the devine feline church(only cat owners can apply), they must annoint their foreheads with cat spray from an unadulterated male cat.
My neighbor's cat is the messieah. Halleujah! Praise be! He has sprayed his divine musk upon us so that we may ascend to heaven resurrected as cats after the divine rapture when all dogs will perish, and all life forms will return as cats.
'PROVE' TO ME THAT MY CLAIMS ARE NOT TRUE.
You can't, so therefore your dismissals of my claims are no less invalid than my claims are.