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Dr. Sam uses leeches to cure people
and other Mississippi nuances in backwardness
(sorry to use the word nuance doc, I know it will trip you up for days!)
they're so backward down there!
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...toryId=6597186
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Reputation:
 Originally Posted by Wasatch Walt
Why not?...it's the anticoagulents that leeches secrete that work wonders
not so backwards...they really work
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 Originally Posted by JM01
Why not?...it's the anticoagulents that leeches secrete that work wonders
not so backwards...they really work
for the flu?
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 Originally Posted by Wasatch Walt
for the flu?
Who knew?
this is what your link shows
Outdated Mississippi Image Updated for Today
Morning Edition, December 8, 2006 · "Mississippi: Believe It!" is a new public-relations campaign aimed it improving the image of a deep-South state that is often mocked by outsiders. Rick Looser owns the firm that started the campaign. He tells Steve Inskeep that the state's image is stuck in the past.
but why not?...it can't hurt
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Jim,
you've been buying and driving SUV's for TOO long, it has made you Mississippiesque!
Hint (just between you and me Jim): the post is an ironic joke for Doc Sam.
Thanks for being cooperative ............................................NOT!
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 Originally Posted by Wasatch Walt
Jim,
you've been buying and driving SUV's for TOO long, it has made you Mississippiesque!
Hint (just between you and me Jim): the post is an ironic joke for Doc Sam.
Thanks for being cooperative ............................................NOT!
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 Originally Posted by JM01
don't worry
it's a common Mississippi state of being
thinking of moving south? [oops, shouldn't of used that word thinking]
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Reputation:
 Originally Posted by Wasatch Walt
don't worry
it's a common Mississippi state of being
thinking of moving south? [oops, shouldn't of used that word thinking]
Jeez...must be Friday
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oleum perdisti
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 Originally Posted by Wasatch Walt
Hey, we only use top-quality brand name leaches in my clinic. The good-looking pharmaceutical rep with the low cut blouse and slit skirt (was that you TVC?) says they're better than those low-bred generic leaches.
I haven't listened to the NPR (National Propoganda Radio) program you linked because the bandwidth here sucks. I'll give it a listen when I get home later today.
As far as the flu goes, funny you should mention it. About 10 minutes ago, I just diagnosed my first case of this season. Influenza A positive test in a 13 year old girl. So far, the CDC shows only some sporadic cases in Mississippi this season. Guess I found one of them.
I hope everyone gets their flu shot. If not, it's the leaches for ya!
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Note to Jim:
See how the game is played?
I say something lightly insulting to Doc Sam, but actually it is a report of some small interest to him. He then says something modestly back, makes a few side points and we all go home happy and think about beer.
If you used this technique, you could probably get a regular car through a snowdrift and not buy an SUV! Think about it.
~Sir Walt the Blessed
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Reputation:
 Originally Posted by Wasatch Walt
Note to Jim:
See how the game is played?
I say something lightly insulting to Doc Sam, but actually it is a report of some small interest to him. He then says something modestly back, makes a few side points and we all go home happy and think about beer.
If you used this technique, you could probably get a regular car through a snowdrift and not buy an SUV! Think about it.
~Sir Walt the Blessed
Okay, Walt, I listened to the linked NPR story and I'm pretty disappointed. Not one damn mention about leeches. Just a bunch of ghey crap about some dorky writers and actors and such. They did mention something about a tractor pull, but those losers didn't even have the common courtesy to say where and when it's being held. What a bunch of retarts!
I wish I had a IBEX. Gosh! <----- (said in my best Utah-Mormon-Napoleon Dynamite impersonation voice)
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 Originally Posted by drsam
Okay, Walt, I listened to the linked NPR story and I'm pretty disappointed. Not one damn mention about leeches. Just a bunch of ghey crap about some dorky writers and actors and such. They did mention something about a tractor pull, but those losers didn't even have the common courtesy to say where and when it's being held. What a bunch of retarts!
I wish I had a IBEX. Gosh! <----- (said in my best Utah-Mormon-Napoleon Dynamite impersonation voice)
See Jim!!!
Another Satisfied Customer!
(oh phuck! ... if I click my heels and say Ibex 3x real fast, ..... can I change Kept's fashion sense?)
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 Originally Posted by Wasatch Walt
(oh phuck! ... if I click my heels and say Ibex 3x real fast, ..... can I change Kept's fashion sense?)
Nope.
That just gets me naked.
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