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    countdown to armageddon is on history channel

    anyone believe Jesus is coming back? I do.

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    I just got done watching Star Trek. The one where the evil Kirk crosses over from the mirror universe. Luv that one.

    Sure Jesus is coming back. So will I. I'll be carrying his luggage.

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    luggage?

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    Well I don't think there's anything that says he will only spend one day here. He might want to take in a vacation before going to see about some horses.

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    Hello Eddie!!!!!!!!!

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    Bad time time of night to get any modding going on.

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    so there's a chance you might not die, assuming you buy into the rapture.

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    Well if we're all brought back, or something like that, then I guess the "current" people occupying the Earth during the coming wouldn't have to die. God can be pretty efficient sometimes.

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    but the "we" being brought back have a task and it seems to involve removing a large group of people from here and placing them somewhere else. Savy.

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    Well I heard it was going to be during the onset of a new Ice Age so I think it would be very nice of us to help see them to a warmer climate.

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    maybe you can pass out some sunscreen and mouth pieces to prevent all that gnashing of teeth from ruining dentures.

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    Good idea. Maybe some barbecue sauce too....for the grill...yeayeayea thegrill...of course.

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