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    Bush declares tectonic plates "terrorists" bombing to commence

    Bush says bombing is a good solution, look at the gains we have made recently through bombing. He proposes lining subduction trenches with H-bombs, and ridding ourselves once and for all of these tectoni plates terrorists.

    Bush announces this is "hard work", but necessary for the cause of freedom.

    Ignorance is Strength, he also announced.

    Bush says Kerry isn't "man enough" for the job.

    He declares Kerry would "want to talk the problem to death" or desire to solve it with "spitballs", when everyone knows real men attack with bombs.

    Bush scoffed at suggestions of ringing the world's oceans with tsunami detectors to give coastal areas advanced warning. "We will not fight them in the Homeland he annouced, we are taking this fight to the plate margins, where it belongs!

    He also said California's tectonics problems associated with the San Andreas fault are due to them being an "immoral, nonChristian axis of evil". When it was pointed out the San Andreas is about ten million years old, and predates man in California by 9.99 million years, Bush scoffed and said "Everyone knows the earth is only 8 thousand years old".

    When Bush was told that H-bombs would cause nuclear winter, and trigger quakes by releasing existing stress in the plates he declared. "The Apocalypse is coming anyway, and furthermore, some sacrifices are necessay in the cause of freedom."

    Tom Ridge says it would be hard for a tectonic plate to slip through the airport, but it might try to do something from underneath. He proposes to advance the color warning to mauve, which isn't quite red, but shows we are alarmed.
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    I wondered how long it would take.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wasatch Walt
    Bush says bombing is a good solution, look at the gains we have made recently through bombing. He proposes lining subduction trenches with H-bombs, and ridding ourselves once and for all of these tectoni plates terrorists.

    Bush announces this is "hard work", but necessary for the cause of freedom.

    Ignorance is Strength, he also announced.

    Bush says Kerry isn't "man enough" for the job.

    He declares Kerry would "want to talk the problem to death" or desire to solve it with "spitballs", when everyone knows real men attack with bombs.

    Bush scoffed at suggestions of ringing the world's oceans with tsunami detectors to give coastal areas advanced warning. "We will not fight them in the Homeland he annouced, we are taking this fight to the plate margins, where it belongs!

    He also said California's tectonics problems associated with the San Andreas fault are due to them being an "immoral, nonChristian axis of evil". When it was pointed out the San Andreas is about ten million years old, and predates man in California by 9.99 million years, Bush scoffed and said "Everyone knows the earth is only 8 thousand years old".

    When Bush was told that H-bombs would cause nuclear winter, and trigger quakes by releasing existing stress in the plates he declared. "The Apocalypse is coming anyway, and furthermore, some sacrifices are necessay in the cause of freedom."

    Tom Ridge says it would be hard for a tectonic plate to slip through the airport, but it might try to do something from underneath. He proposes to advance the color warning to mauve, which isn't quite red, but shows we are alarmed.
    I started to post a "Walt blames Bush" post on this issue, but I thought it would be in bad taste.

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