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    If you live in Pittsburgh

    What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania




    If your Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,



    you live in Pittsburgh .



    If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there,



    you live in Pittsburgh



    If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,



    you live in Pittsburgh



    If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone



    who dialed a wrong number,



    you live in Pittsburgh



    If an old chair left in a cleared parking spot on a snowy street looks to you like a declaration of the sovereignty over that spot,



    You live in Pittsburgh



    If 'Jumbo' doesn't refer to a fictional elephant but means a kind of luncheon meat,



    you live in Pittsburgh



    If you can both 'go up street' or 'dawntawn',



    you live in Pittsburgh



    If Versailles is pronounced as if it is spelled 'versales',



    you live in Pittsburgh



    If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of the Mason Dixonline for the weekend,



    you live in Pittsburgh



    If you measure distance in hours, you live in Pittsburgh



    If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again



    you live in Pittsburgh



    If someone offers you an 'ahrn' and you know to drink it,



    you live in Pittsburgh



    If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow



    during a raging blizzard without flinching,



    you live in Pittsburgh



    If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,



    you live in Pittsburgh



    If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,



    you live in Pittsburgh



    If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --



    you're going 80 and everybody is passing you,



    you live in Pittsburgh



    If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,



    you live in Pittsburgh



    If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,



    still winter and road construction,



    you live in Pittsburgh



    If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,



    you live in Pittsburgh



    If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly',



    you live in Pittsburgh
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    i call bs on all the winter stuff. we get more than 3 inches of snow overnight and everyone panics, more than 6 and the city shuts down, the city just salts instead of plowing and NO ONE knows how to drive in the snow.

    i grew up in rochester, ny where 18 inches of snow overnight just means getting up 20 minutes early to excavate the car from the snowdrift so you can warm it up, and i mean excavate as in you are lucky to see the roof sometimes. for winter vacation we went north to the adirondacks to visit my grandparents. up there its considered a legit heatwave in the winter if its above 0F for three days straight.

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    Hey that's pretty funny! Tahnks for sharing.
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