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    Why is MTBR not releasing a calendar like that?

    Click me!!

    Before you click, I gotta warn you: ROADIE content.
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    What roadies?

    Quote Originally Posted by zorg
    I gotta warn you: ROADIE content.
    If those are roadies, then I'm gonna pump up the tires on my Cutter and hit the road! I'd like to be drafting off of those chicas.

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    Roadies - blech

    I would never buy that calendar - road bikes?



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    Road vs. mountain bike? I don't care. They could be draped over tricycles and it wouldn't make a difference.

    What is Miss November doing with that seat? Shoplifting?

    Miss December is the only smart one...don't the rest know you cannot wear heels with clipless pedals?

    Any of the photos on that calendar would make for a good photo caption contest!

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    MTBR= MOUNTAIN Bike review. Not sure they can get enough mtb pics like that.

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    Cuz the have class?

    At least I think they do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zorg
    Click me!!

    Before you click, I gotta warn you: ROADIE content.
    ROADIE content? I didn't see any road bike's. (shrug)

    I did see some nice examples of "class", however.

    Thanks for the reminder, zorg. I need a new calendar. Knew I was forgetting something.
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    reminds me of the stone nudes climbing calendar you can get at mountaineering shops.

    oh, wait I take it all back, the stone nudes calendar uses real climbers, really climbing shot rather artfully, not soft core porn modeled with anorexic never done the sport types.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndrewTO
    ROADIE content? I didn't see any road bike's. (shrug)

    I did see some nice examples of "class", however.

    Thanks for the reminder, zorg. I need a new calendar. Knew I was forgetting something.
    You're welcome. All I know is that I'd get one if they had full suspension bikes in there.
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    You guys see bikes in those pictures?

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    Two things....

    1.- Pics look underexposed
    2.- Size is very small to download. No good for wallpaper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by formica
    not soft core porn modeled with anorexic never done the sport types.
    No kidding. Those girls would make my size 1 waist look like an elephant's mid-section.

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    Personally, the anorexic preteen boy look is kinda gross, so the bikes are blurred out for me. Where's those nice firemen to show how a REAL calendar is done?

    I know I'm biased but, Ogre's trying to do a REAL MTB calendar for the NorCal Forum. If he got interest from other parts of the USA and world, he'd be willing to expand it. Ogre's NorCal MTB Photo Calendar It's probably too late to get one out for 2006, but hey it's not too early for 2007.

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    Quote Originally Posted by screampint
    No kidding. Those girls would make my size 1 waist look like an elephant's mid-section.

    i'll be the dissenting guy voice here, and agree with you. and formica and fiona. oh yeah, and the stone nudes climbing calander is pretty nice. women with fitness and muscle tone any day.

    ah, for the days of the black and white bike chica calander done by elaine from dirt rag! now those gals were hot! all pro/expert mtb women. fit/fast! not the airbrushed things in this calander.

    i can't remember the name offhand, but i've got the three years of it i bought hanging around somewhere...... they'll be turned into bike room wall art someday. once i get a specific bike room. oh yeah, for you gals: they did a guys version one year. i dutifully bought one copy for my gal at the time, and she bought me that years version of the girly one.
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    Y?
    Because I like it!
    nyone who doesn't is a pissesed off feminest, who don't rate a pic like this, or a pathetic ***, who wants the men to look at him.
    Get over others looks, ladies. You aren't supposed to be that shallow. *****ing about others is like running in the special olympics. Even #1 is still retarded.
    Your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrublover
    i'll be the dissenting guy voice here, and agree with you. and formica and fiona. oh yeah, and the stone nudes climbing calander is pretty nice. women with fitness and muscle tone any day.

    ah, for the days of the black and white bike chica calander done by elaine from dirt rag! now those gals were hot! all pro/expert mtb women. fit/fast! not the airbrushed things in this calander.

    i can't remember the name offhand, but i've got the three years of it i bought hanging around somewhere...... they'll be turned into bike room wall art someday. once i get a specific bike room. oh yeah, for you gals: they did a guys version one year. i dutifully bought one copy for my gal at the time, and she bought me that years version of the girly one.
    sample - now, this is a woman with fitness who knows her sport, no draping of some coked out lingerie model here:


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    Quote Originally Posted by formica
    , no draping of some coked out lingerie model here:

    Nice, but why do you disparage(sp?), "coked out lingerie" models? Kate needs to make a living too.
    Your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous
    Nice, but why do you disparage(sp?), "coked out lingerie" models? Kate needs to make a living too.
    Hello!! Reality check do you honestly get sprung by those images? Good grief. I'm not a guy, but if I was I'd want something worth respecting to look at. Oh, BTW I do, he's the 0gre. Now those rockclimbers are something. I'm REALLY impressed. Proof that some chicas can kick some serious @$$ in their sport.

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    Quote Originally Posted by formica
    reminds me of the stone nudes climbing calendar you can get at mountaineering shops.

    oh, wait I take it all back, the stone nudes calendar uses real climbers, really climbing shot rather artfully, not soft core porn modeled with anorexic never done the sport types.
    Yeah - somebody should go ask in the Women's Lounge if they'd be interested in posing for a "Nude Girls of MTBR" calendar...







    And for those of you getting all twitchy about not having larger images
    http://forums.roadbikereview.com/showthread.php?t=48677
    Last edited by forkboy; 12-23-2005 at 07:27 AM.

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