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    Whazzit Y'all Name Yo Bike

    A'ight, whatchoo all name yo bike? Mah homies haz deuce Turners, one gunmetal blue and the other black. Dems name's Tina and Ike. Ike is da black one.
    Mah ***** go by Shanaynay and I can ride her a l l. d a y. l o n g.
    Hiking is good for you, especially with a bike.

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    ???? No halba ????

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    My bike is named Dave...
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    What did he say?

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    Whazzit Y'all Name Yo Bike

    Yo beech
    I hope you have a big trunk... cause I'm gonna put my bike in it!

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    Re: Whazzit Y'all Name Yo Bike

    Quote Originally Posted by BigCiX View Post
    What did he say?
    I have no f@$king idea
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    My two mtb's I affectionately call Trek and Kona. I would tell the stories as to why, but I don't want to ruin the 'mana'.

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    A'ight, whatchoo all name yo bike? Mah homies haz deuce Turners, one gunmetal blue and the other black. Dems name's Tina and Ike. Ike is da black one.
    Mah ***** go by Shanaynay and I can ride her a l l. d a y. l o n g.

    Equals

    All right, what do you all name your bike? My friend has two Turners, one is gunmetal blue and the other is black. They are named Tina and Ike. Ike is the black one.
    My bikes name is Shanaynay and I enjoy riding my bike all day long. It is truly glorious.

    That's what I think the BEATCH said!

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    Does anyone else see this as racist and offensive? and stupid?
    Tequila tonight, tomorrow we ride!

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    Racist, maybe. Offensive, no. Funny, not really...

    If you're offended by this guy you need to find something better to do than surf internet forums.
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    We all get caught up in the things people say. Sometimes it's hard to just give it a eye roll and move on, but if you can, life will be much happier.
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    I'm not personally offended. But thanks for the advice, I think it applies to all of us.
    Tequila tonight, tomorrow we ride!

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    Black Sabbath
    Son of Sabbath
    Son of Son of Sabbath
    Ocelot
    Greenpiece
    Tina
    Tina Too
    Black Magic
    Frunobbulax
    Charlie

    Billing it "racist" seems more discriminatory than making fun of people who use that overplayed hiphop speak. All respect if you don't agree. Happy weekend...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigVaz View Post
    We all get caught up in the things people say. Sometimes it's hard to just give it a eye roll and move on, but if you can, life will be much happier.
    Thanks for the lesson in pop psychology. Sometimes ignorance and prejudice should be called out.
    I am one of the most irreverent, easy-going dirtbags one will ever meet and almost nothing offends me. Nor do I enjoy internet pissing contests, unless you can have fun getting somebody's panties in a wad.
    But this is not about me, nor do I wish to make it about myself. i think it should be said that this comes across as degrading, unless you think racism and wife-beating are funny.
    Again, I am not here to get into a back and forth with someone I don't know and probably would get along with if I did. Some of my best friends ride 29ers. There are more important things to worry about on a beautiful Saturday...cheap beer and punk rock to name a few.
    Tequila tonight, tomorrow we ride!

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    Seems yours are already waded up
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    I don't wear panties, but when I do, it's usually something pretty exciting. I have done some thinking and now I completely agree. The OP is probably a cop.
    A quote comes to mind, "If I have to explain, you wouldn't understand."
    Tequila tonight, tomorrow we ride!

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    My bike is called daisy

    As in Daisy Duke from my dukes of hazzard themed paint scheme, but with a Dorset (UK) flag rather than the confederate flag.



    My Swarf Hardtail is called "Bloody Lovely"

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    What exactly is a rigid hard tail?

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    My bike's name was Pamela. I got it's name from my mother.

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    My Stumpy's name is Rhi-Rhi (Rhianna) cus she's dirty and likes to be beat up

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    Quote Originally Posted by She&I View Post
    Black Sabbath
    Son of Sabbath
    Son of Son of Sabbath
    Ocelot
    Greenpiece
    Tina
    Tina Too
    Black Magic
    Frunobbulax
    Charlie

    Billing it "racist" seems more discriminatory than making fun of people who use that overplayed hiphop speak. All respect if you don't agree. Happy weekend...
    You have a bike named after a giant Poodle?
    Hold my beer and watch this!

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    Frankenduro
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    Harmony

    stripper names work well for my beotches

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    Is that ebonics?
    ...and proud member of the anti-sock puppet desolation

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Is that ebonics?
    No it's racist and a cop
    Lefty For LIFE!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brisk Eddie View Post
    You have a bike named after a giant Poodle?
    Thank you for pointing that out to the unsuspecting public, Eddie.

    Don't forget the canned goods and TP!

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